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>>34018062
>wake up at 10 am
>check stuff on phone for ten minutes
>get up and use bathroom
>eat some fruit
>watch some videos about a graphics card Im looking to buy
>play far cry 4 for a bit over an hour
>shave as much of my legs as I can before my electric razor dies
>sitting here now waiting an hour so it can charge back up

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>wake up 40 minutes ago
>dreamt of getting back together with ex girlfriend again
>shuffle out of bed
>make tea
>prepare for another day of being unable to find a job
>debating on spending the little money i have on liquor

>>34018062
>taken to prison
>door opens slow
>get taken to my cell/room
>share it with bug bubba
>he thumps me every night
>a "body guard" says he will protect me if i give him cards(currency)
>he needs 5 packs of cards
>I spend 5 days punching people for other people for cards
>I now have a body guard
>I tell him I have alot of stuff
>take him to the closet
>tell him to toss my salaD
>I yell YEAH HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH WHO IS YO DADDY
>his face is covered in shit and tears from the comment
>OK I went a little too far there
>I say im sorry and ill get him his shank
>lock him in
>now he has to explain to the warden he was eating my shit

Probably after I died the first time and came back I would realize I could do anything and there would be no consequences. I realize he assumed that before the first time he killed himself but you are never truly sure.

>>34018047
I think life like this would be amazing, you don't need to work, you can have unlimited of food, sex, money and do what ever you want for awhole day.

Cons are that nothing new happends, everything is the same and you have to restart everyday.

>>34018047
This movie is kinda redpilled on how to get a woman/what women want on a side note

does it really smell that much?

>>34018025
Shut up faggot you're not my mom

>>34018705
Holy shit anon, you don't know?

>>34017958
everyone hates niggers.

>>34017958
Asia for Asians remember it faggot.

>>34017958
according to google translate it was something to do with a rape and obviously the rest is pretty self explanatory

I rate you a 10/10 I want your penis inside my uterus

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>>34017922
Jesus Christ anon. You really have no hope

>>34017922

i said i wanted a kebab

>>34017873

In the same manner that us robots deal with ours, I'm assuming.

>>34017898

But that's the thing, we can't deal with it.

Alcohol, ignorance, excess.

>>34017840
You go sit somewhere else sluts, the stench from your used up pussies is making me feel ill.

>>34017897
Wha-what was that???
Jessica, call Chad here, he will take care of him.

The fuck you invite me for then?

Yeah for sure, i think its because we aren't in college yet so we still have time to 'change ourselves'

depends if you want used goods or not. If youre ok with whores then youve got a good amount of years left.

Of course if you want a nice chaste gf then youve for until autumn.

>>34018199
yeah I dont really care if a girl has fucked other guys

>>34017766
>straight male
Screwed m9. Girls don't like doing that and even when they do it's probably halfhearted.

>>34019214
>Girls don't like doing that
Speak for yourself, roasty.

>tfw chad with shy gf who will do anything I'll say as long as she has to stay submissive

>>34017766
you can finger your own ass

Because straight hair on a black girl looks like horse hair. I'll never get why they do it.

>>34017765
Not always. With her, the natural hair looks better because its only semi nappy and has nice texture to it. I prefer straight hair when the girl's natural hair is a more harsh, wirey texture

>tfw secret gf was that color and had that afro
>tfw was too ashamed to fuck her
>tfw she's dead now
Looks like it's another weepy masturbatory session for me today.

Settle down Beavis

Orililili

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_ZNn-_klk

oreganomi

Don't worry OP, acceptance will come soon

Either acceptance or death

Why do you keep reposting this? Didnt get clear answers the first few times?

>>34017728
She's a slut?
Dunno, I find those collars hot though.

that she's not like the other girls xD rawwr <3

>>34017714
We should all go and make several profiles all with that pasta in our descriptions.

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these threads are the light of this board

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>>34018630
I think you're on to something

>originalcommeeto

Try being 24 and khv, kiddo.

>>34017666
>>34017680

try being 27 and kissless virgin, fucking normies

>>34017666
>tfw I can never be a true robot because I lost my virginity to my girlfriend back when I was semi normie in highschool

As you start becoming more attractive and women start giving you attention, your hatred will transform into love. Then it'll go back to hatred. And then you'll get to the point where you fucking hate them but love them at the same time.

Btw if you mean you're going to theredpill Reddit site, I suggest you take a chill pill instead and take what they say with a grain of salt. There are some smart dudes on there but a lot are real live autists.

>>34017713
i try hard not to take things at face value there but some of the stuff that they post is legit and makes a lot of sense.