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Do you self harm? If so, what method? I sometimes point my nails as hard as I can towards my skin.
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i pluck my eyebrows from time to time. shit hurts ;_;
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based mini diouf
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Stub cigarettes out on myself.
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i deleted every single porn video and every single porn bookmark because i got fucking sick and tired of being addicted to that shit (i'm still gonna fap, but not to porn). this is the third time i did this in a year and a half but i always go back to it. it's been less than a day and i'm already craving porn. don't even ask how many gigs got deleted, let's just say A LOT. should i just kill myself?
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>don't even ask how many gigs got deleted
So my question is...
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>>36702688
>this is the third time i did this in a year and a half
Well I'm sure this time it's going to work!
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save me m8s, pls
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>When your straight friend teases you sexually
>Slaps your ass
>Pushes you up against walls
>Smirks at you
Why do straight guys even do this? Explain yourselves REEEEE
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>>36702624
Because he's obvious not straight
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>>36702624
It's our only opportunity to be the sexual "tease" that women are to straight men. I don't make physical contact, but I do tease my gay friend all the time because it's amusing.
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>>36702764
>I do tease my gay friend all the time because it's amusing.
Me too. It's empowering. Probably because I'm so sexually repressed and desperate (not enough to be gay) but it feels guud mang
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I'm doing it.
who's coming with me
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So many young guys saw that movie and tried it, only to come back broke with their tails between their legs after like 3 weeks. Its a lot harder to do than the movie suggests. Gotta make money somehow, gotta eat and drink, sleep etc.
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>>36702499
No you won't.You're a faggot.
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Alaska is no joke
You can just start walking and climb mountains no man has climbed
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Is Cyr the most robot youtuber? 2017-05-01 09:25:40 Post No.36702477
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Is Cyr the most robot youtuber?
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Please tell me otherwise.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o69YkAhfVKM
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Who?
Origanoli pizzaloni
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>>36702848
Cyr
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Explain smartphones to an autist 2017-05-01 09:23:20 Post No.36702430
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Explain smartphones to an autist
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2017-05-01 09:23:20
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>29 year old robot
>never talk to anyone
>live alone
>have had the same shitty flip phone from like 2005 that somehow still under my mom's family plan
>no texts messages or calls except to therapy offices
>therapist wants me to get a smartphone and my own plan so I can actually be apart of the world
>trying to look up smartphones and plans
>realize im retarded when it comes to technology, don't know what the fuck I'm looking at, everything is so complex, convoluted and expensive
>just want a phone that can play mp3s, text, and send calls, internet browsing would be nice but not required
>feel like shit knowing the rest of society is familiar smartphones and they are a norm
>thinking about just killing myself instead
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>>36702430
You don't want a "plan" or any sort of monthly payment. You dont use it that much. Go with a prepaid provider like Tracphone. Get an unlocked used phone with the features you want.
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>>36702510
that's what im thinking but i don't know what any of this shit means. I'm fucking illiterate.
Like are there any robots on this board that are so autistic they don't even have a smartphone? Or am I the only one?
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>>36702430
Don't worry dude, they are so popular for a reason, a monkey could figure them out. I don't know about your area but T-Mobile has unlimited mobile data for pretty cheap where I live. And get one with the android os like the samsung galaxy s6, don't get an iphone, they are comparatively complete trash for a huge number of reasons.
4chan really is a fascinating place; there is no where else like it. Not only can you have civilised and sophisticated philosophical conversations with asocial friendless basement dwelling neets around the world, but you can also engage in conversations with people about music, video games, movies and politics. And, you can even jerk off. I mean where else can you watch trannys sucking their own dicks and cumming all over their own faces in one thread and also be challenged intellectually in another.
I don't even know how I would explain 4chan to somebody from 30 years ago.
Before discovering 4chan, I never felt like I really belonged. But, since discovering this place 5-6 years ago now, I can safely say, that I feel like I belong here.
However, I am not proud of what this place has become, I feel as if this place has really started to go down hill ever since the Trump fags came along in 2015-16. Despite this, I still come to the site and browse this place for hours every day and I would like to thank you guys for keeping me company. I have never had any friends, you guys are the closest things I have to friends.
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Cool story bro, you sound like a fag
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>>36702421
No, I am straight. I am guessing you are one of the *TRIGGERED* Trump fags.
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So reddit too.
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Post your desktop backgrounds 2017-05-01 09:20:57 Post No.36702391
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Post your desktop backgrounds
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that would be greaat
i'll start with mine
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>>36702391
Been this for like 2 months now
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this is mine right now
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>>36702391
Thisis a patriotic thread now.
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What's the difference between Reddit's humor and 4chan's humor?
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more jews and women
so approaching nothing
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>>36702364
About 18 months.
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>>36702364
reddit prefers puns and witty humor that takes a second to figure out. 4chans humor is "edgy" and mean
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Would you rather have a child with Down Syndrome or Low-Functioning Autism? You cannot choose to not have kids or set up for adoption
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have a down syndrome baby and sell it to the black market as a normal baby.
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Take it to the back of the barn and shoot it
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>>36702338
>take autist
>take out life insurance
>tease and bully to suicide
>collect insurance
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Is the concepts of chads, normies and betas a universal one? Or is it limited to western society?
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It is virgin bullshit.
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>>36702433
>t. Brad
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>>36702325
In Japan they call normalfags 'riajuu'.
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What kind of girl or guy do you like? 2017-05-01 09:15:14 Post No.36702267
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What kind of girl or guy do you like?
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I like the following traits in a girl:
>pale skin
>blue eyes
>black, short hair
>tall (5'9"-5'11")
>modesty in dress and personality
>flat (small breasts and buttocks)
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>>36702267
Bro
>short hair
>tall
>chestlet with no ass
You might be into faggots
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>>36702267
>big tits
>belly chub
>thigh chub
>smooth feet
>fat hands
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>>36702333
Trips confirm, I guess. I may have some soul-searching to do.
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Have you ever met any cute handicapped girls? Would you ever date one?
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>>36702169
Yes.
Handicapped men should commit suicide, like, now. They have nothing of value and actually waste space and resources. At least handicapped girls can still bear children, and most of them don't have genetic conditions.
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>>36702169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA5HZUPJsAc&lc
I want to fuck this retard all day and night and cure her disabilities with my magic cum
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I want to date a deaf or mute girl so bad.
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>tfw too socially anxious to get a hair cut
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>>36702132
At least I know I'm not alone. The last time I went for a hair cut the woman doing it kept trying to talk to me, she got one word answers at best.
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buy a machine and DIY
I use 21mm setting, it's short but not too short
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I just hate knowing that for the next few weeks, every time I see a person I know, they're going to say "You got a haircut!", as if it's even slightly interesting.
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>the perfect woman doesn't exi.......
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>>36702067
I just got home from work. Why did she get arrested? I mean you can watch the video of antifa pulling her hair while the other guy hits her in the face with the flagpole and steals her cellphone she was livestreaming with.
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>>36702067
Get this eceleb, donation begging, quadroon mixed race jar jar binks looking mother fucker in the trash where it belongs.
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>>36702161
She punched an antifa tranny and knocked it out (one hit).