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YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR ALL YOUR EVIL DEEDS!

CELESTIAL DISK
ENGAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>38448808
that attack is way to weak i can block that using 1% of my power
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>>38448808

BAH GAWD. STOP THE MATCH. STOP THE MATCH.

IT'S OVER HIGH WIZARD HENRY, PUT THE DISC DOWN.

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When talking with a woman am I supposed to:

>listen to them talk about themselves and their problems
>have them listen to me talk
>have an actual discussion where we both get equal time to talk
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>>38448753
>When talking with a woman am I supposed to:
stop, turn 360 and walk away
in case you wanted serious advice:
go to /adv/
if you want it here:
fuck off faggot
if you are still reading this
just nod your head, they do not want to talk with you, they want you to listen to their bullshit
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>>38448753
alot of people are egocentric so it is safe to go with the first one with both genders

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Help me robots. What now?
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>>38448736
That was just straight up shitty

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I CAN TELL BY THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE
KINDA LOOK THAT RUNS AROUND AND SEES ANOTHER GUY
I WOULD BEG YOU IF I THOUGHT IT WOUKD MAKE YOU STAY
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who here /loli fanatic/?
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>>38448656
post more original comment 124234214
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>>38448656
quit watching porn and touching yourself already you degenerate, it makes you progressively desire greater degenerate sexual fetishes. No one who is successful in life acts like you do.
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>>38448697

Porn exists as a means of social control, to corrupt and sap willpower.

https://archive.org/details/0694_Perversion_for_Profit

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i work with her. she is so fucking cute! she is skinny and petite not an once of fat on her and she is so pretty! i fucking LOVE her. I can tell she likes me she smiles at me and shit and we always pass each other at work. problem is i don't know what to say to her. i wish i was fat and ugly like a lot of you lot (sorry bros, just saying) b/c it is so much more painful to kno they are attracted as well but i just don't know what to do next. I think it is trauma from past experiences when i went for it and fucked up royally and i could see on their face the attraction melting away, being replaced with disdain. What the fuck do i do? I fucking hate my life. Sometimes I wish i was ugly. In reality i kno i have a gift but i am not using it. I should be pleasuring pretty girls but im not and im like all old now and shit im lucky they are still attracting fuck me in the asshole and call me sally.
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When it comes down to your net worth/savings, how much do women actually care?

Also, is it an age thing, or does it just depend on the specific woman.

Just asking because people seem to point out to the fact that it's an age thing, which makes me think at 30 with pretty much nothing, that my only course of action is to date 18-21 year olds, who also have nothing, as women my age will have been working for X amount of years and have shit of their own and expect men at their age to be in the same situation.
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>>38448593
This poll is so biased. Did they ask single parents? Did they ask stable family members?
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>>38448593
women spend money on superficial bullshit so of course they'd be more concerned about money
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When they say investment returns, i assume it's stocks and I'm shocked it's that high

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>Mods wouldn't cure 4chan's cancer so the opioid epidemic is doing it for us
Thank you, Poppy, you are my greatest ally!
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Why is there meatloaf in the ficus?
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>mom asks me when I'm going to get a nice girl
>"well you fucked up my face not much I can do"
>she stopped asking

baka these normies think it's so easy to get women
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i feel you anon. fuck em all

Would robots lick girl's assholes?
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Ew no that's how you catch AIDS

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>spend hours at the gym perfecting body
>still a khv
>look at amateur porn
>see fat potbelly losers getting their dick worshipped
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>>38448468
>Another incel faggot fell for the lifting meme
You can't get laid because you're ugly outside and in.
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>>38448468

There's no workout for your face or height, friendo bendo
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>>38448468
Fave height frame never forget
Also most amateur porn guys have really good dicks that you also likely don't have

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>tfw no airline pilot bf
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>tfw no acoustic tomoko bf

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>ywn be a rowdy punk before it became a cliche uniform

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJghFKWwDwA
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Who else /hungry/ ?
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>>38448417
TURKEY
LOBSTER
SWEET POTATER PIE

PANCAKES STACKED UP TILL THEY REACH THE SKY

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I WANNA EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT UNTIL I DIE!

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