>girls friends says she likes me
>tells me to ask her out
>ask her out in front of her friend group
>she says no and whole group laughs at me
>girl jiggling her tits at friend
>i'm looking too
>she says "stop looking you can jiggle your own tits"
why are women such bullies
>try to read book in hallway at lunch
>group of roasties comes up and won't stop asking stupid questions about book
>I'm trying to read...
>get fed up and sit in empty classroom
>continue to peek in at me and make odd faces
i-i'm not the only one, am i?
another one
>take lsd at school because rebel
>stupid roasties find out
>follow me around
Almost every night before I go to sleep in my bed I get this empty feeling of loneliness in my chest. I just want to hug a cute girl and feel her warmth.
How to get rid of this feel if you don't have a girl to cuddle with?
>>38161941
Death is the onIy escape
>>38161977
Holy fuck, how'd I get on this painting? jk, but still.
>>38161941
I've got the same problem and I know how awful it is. I'm not sure what to do about it but I think my best option is to get in a nice warm bathand cut my wrists open with a razor blade
Is solipsism true? Are we all alone no matter what?
>>38161932
I have voices in my fucking head
>>38161932
>How do I overcome the lonliness and sense of isolation?
turn off the computer and go outside.
there is just so much you can do til it just seems pointless, wasteful and just plain maddening.
>>38161968
>maddening
yeah. i can go outside and be around people and talk to them but still feel so fuckin shite. it's the lack of intimate and meaningful interactions. and i have to wonder that even if i had a significant other and spent years with her we'd still have some irrevocable 'metaphysical' insurmountable distance between us.
i fear that it's just impossible to know or understand another human being.
Any 4th stories?
>go to family party before work
>every thing is quiet
>turns out cousin in law was hit by boyfriend
>shes not there but every one is talking about it
>some how blame is cast on me because I did not want to date her couple years ago
>wut
>her sisters berate me, on how could i not want to go out with an attractive successful woman
>make an excuse to leave early to get ready for work as they stare daggers at me
Worst part of it is I did want to date her, but she was not interested. Later on apparently she said I was the one not interested to save face since her family prides itself on "arranged" couples. If I knew it was gonna come back to bite me in the ass I would have said something earlier, but I did not want to cause inter family drama.
Before any one ask I'm white, their Indian
theyre not even really your relatives why do you give a fuck
Thats what she gets for saying that crap just to shift the focus away from her. Its her fault for not choosing you anon and now she got her ass beat and its still probably going to stay with that guy. Dont let it get to you, roasties will be roasties and theres not much you can do to change them.
As for me im currently waiting for my gf to get out of work from pizza hut and shes gonna bring some pizza and wings and we're gonna go watch the fireworks go off. Should be a comfy night.
>>38161945
I had actual relatives there, the two families are pretty close since they live near each other. Plus if things become to awkward I can no longer come over for the great food.
Is robaxin good for a high?
Its a muscle relaxer my doc gave me.
Yes but you have to take 6000+mg to get any sort of buzz
>>38161850
800mg is good for getting relaxed. Too much will make you feel really sick, though.
>>38161906
>>38161850
don't listen to this fool, you'll get really sick. man fuck off with that kind of unsafe info you jew.
>>181685696
>masturbate in shower
>ejaculate
>a roach comes out from behind a shampoo bottle and starts eating my sperm
>thoroughly disgusted but also maintaining erection and continue masturbating a second time
>cum
>roach eats cum again
>another roach crawls out from a hole in the wallpaper and starts humping the other roach as it eats my cum
>they make a chirping noise like a bird and it sounds like cackling
>the roach bull looks me in the eyes as he fucks the other roach
is semen a roach aphrodisiac or something because i feel like i just got cucked by a roach
I would be concerned that there are roaches in my fucking shower
>>38161829
The roach is a Turk for getting sloppy seconds
>>38161829
don't forget, they subsist on eating your cum.
Robots I'm going to Italy for a week, what am I supposed to do there? I won't have internet or a cell phone so no anime.
What do normies do on vacation?
Find a smelly fat pasta nigger with deep gang affiliations to dick you down
B-but I'm not gay..
>pepperoni
>>38161799
Enjoy your stay
You will be scammed by gypsies and niggers
>"Thats just life anon, deal with it"
>"Life sucks, get over it"
>"yea its horrible, but welcome to life"
Fuck people who say this, why the fuck would i want to live this shitty life. If something sucks, humans naturally avoid doing it, yet they claim life sucks and continue to wallow around in misery? What the fuck is this bullshit.
The only winning move is not to play.
>>38161794
>"Thats just life anon, deal with it"
>"Life sucks, get over it"
>"yea its horrible, but welcome to life"
The only people who say this are normie faggots who've never had to deal with anything close to the torment us robots suffer daily.
>>38161794
What they really mean is they don't care and want you to shut up.
>>38161794
They only say such things because they don't care and are annoyed that you are tying to make them care. It's defense mechanism to keep them happy, just the same as you being the squeaky wheel is meant to annoy everyone until you get your way. Humans are supposed to battle or help each other out at that point but you're here not existing.
>normies have LITERALLY tortured people
Why do you want to turn into one of these monsters? Normies are all demons, you should never socialize with them let alone get into a romantic relationship with one. Normies don't have souls and have no concept of human dignity. They just do whatever they can get away with, morality is just an abstract fairy tale like Santa Claus to them.
In times past normies went to public executions for FUN. This is what's normal for humanity. Civilization is something new that's being pushed on to the animals and robots are just the ones that can lift themselves out of the muck. We're too good for this monstrous world.
>racist misogynists who revel in other people's miseries
>too good
lol you losers are pathetic narcissists
>>38162647
Keep projecting your own insecurities onto us,normie. Also,women aren`t human beings.
>>38162768
>Normies are all demons
>women aren`t human beings
>We're too good for this monstrous world
Dehumanizing is what enables people to torture and kill, you're the exact people that you complain about.
Guys, I'm in trouble. The Fake News Mafia is coming after me.
>>38161658
This is why you never put your real identity online
What a cuck. Also context?
>>38161658
You need to go back:
>>>/reddit/
>"Pssst, hey Anon! Look at this!"
How do you respond?
>>38161534
Curl into fetal position and start crying uncontrollably
>>38161534
>"That tumor looks a little big Laquisha, let me get my katana"
nice tit fatty now eat ur food
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day94
not sure if ill make it to 100 mods might ban me before then anyway happy 4th of July everyone
>>38161494
happy 4th of july
I want to eat all day
I want to play video games and watch anime
My innate need to research money saving tips is getting in the way
Just a few more days to go! Here's hoping the mods don't pull a DIO and get your hopes up only to ZA WARUDO you on day 99
>>38161494
Why would the mods ban you kaky-bot?
Also been checking in since day 76
>tfw waiting on the robowaifu age
>>38161437
Yep. It's the only thing keeping me alive.
I can't wait for the roasties to lose their power.
>>38161933
We will prevail, fellow robo-chin
>>38161437
beta uprising will happen in full scale if roasties try to ban robowaifus
i'm already calling it.
How the japanese write a story
LOL XXD
I don't get it. Is it because they lost in WW2?
>>38161647
>"I am literally god on earth"
>...
>"but they have a big bomb. bye"
ZA ENDO
Why do people often refer to mid 2000s things as being early 2000s things?
who gives a shit about pointless semantics like this
SAGE
>>38161457
Lol rude, I thought r9k liked nostalgia
i cant imagine a decade from now they'll be calling it a "late 2010s" kid