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Who already dropping classes here? What the fuck these professors are crazy
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>going to college
Should've picked up a trade
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>>39246894
Most trade schools are college my man
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>>39246914
>less time to finish
>no debts
>no general ed
Depends on what you mean by college I guess
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Telling someone you believe in love at first sight is spilling the spaghetti isn't it?
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Because she hasn't talked to me in a day and a half. And she gave me these full paragraph replys to mine and I have never talked to anyone that isn't westernised before.
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What are you trying to say you blathering retard?
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>>39246814
>implying jesus "turn the other cheek" isn't the virgin
>implying chad "bomb the infidels because I want to" isn't the chad
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Mr. Krabs so much, I had all the merchandise and seasons
>I pray to Mr. Krabs every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs." I say; "AAAAAAAAA"
>My dad hears me and calls me a barnaclehead
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Mr. Krabs
>I called him fish paste
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Mr. Krabs
>I am so happy
>He screams into my ear "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>He grabs me with his big meaty claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Mr. Krabs
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Eugene
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Mr. Krabs
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Mr. Krabs looks him straight in the eyes and yells "AAAAAAAAAAA"
>Mr. Krabs leaves through my window
>Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Did you actually think this was funny? Underage
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>>39246811
You are cancer of the highest order. Leave this board and never return.
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>>39246811
XD it's like Shrek is love Shrek is life but with MR CRABS >:3
Once again i ask is this US?
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No this is (in red).
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>>39247029
i mean us the People of R9k.
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>>39247081
XD you got trolleed
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>Meet a girl from /r9k/ on steam
>You live fairly close
>Go out to meet her
>This is her
What. do. you. DO?
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>>39246609
If a raccoon wants to fuck me I'll do it.
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well, fembots don't exist, so story checks out.
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>>39246609
Hang out and talk about stuff
>be me
>go to the gym regularly
>avoid sweets and try to eat well
>get 8 hours of sleep every night
>don't take drugs
>only drink occassionally
>always tired in spite of this all
>have shit skin
>have 5 o clock shadow
>chad
>goes to the gym when he feels like it
>eats whatever the fuck he wants
>gets fuck all sleep
>abuses drugs at parties
>gets shitfaced as well
>always energetic and in a good mood
>has perfect skin
what have i done to deserve this
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you either lack testosterone or not getting enough sun/vitamins.
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^
This
I go to the gym once a week, sleep from ~2 am until 6 and just eat chips as 90% of my meals
Skin is tan and smooth, always feel well rested
You just need to be urself bro
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It's all about confidence and charisma when talking to girls man.
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If females only date tall men, then why do so many short men exist?
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>>39246418
Because females don't only date tall men.
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>>39246418
because females do not only date tall men, nor is height determined by the height of the male significantly
Height comes from the female, so short women created those short men
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tall men think short stack qts they can throw around in bed and pump up and down on their cocks are nice.
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>This is a role model for young girls in 2017
How does /R9K/ feel about the sexual revolution and girls like Miley Cyrus who encourage sexual exploration?
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turns my suicidal thoughts into homicidal ones
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Hopefully it will lead to child porn being legalized
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>>39246389
>role model
HAHAHAHA you're pretty funny, anon. Also, if Miley offered to suck your baton I doubt you'd say no.
IM GOING TO GET ICE CREAM TOMORROW
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>>39246129
>rabbit poster is back
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>>39246173
HI FRIEND WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU LIKE IM GOING TO GET CHOCOLATE IN A WAFFLE CONE
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Kill yourself you rabbit posting degenerate
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The true problem with most robots is that they think "Why won't they talk to me?" instead of "Why won't I talk to them?"
The problem isn't society. It's you. Nobody on this board is willing to change though.
Enjoy dying alone just to bitch about being alone
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>Say hello to people
>give me strange looks and assume the escape position
great advice.
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I don't know how to talk to people and social situations make me really stressed. All I can do is fake smile and say "yeah". Anytime my libido briefly overpowers my autism and I almost have the motivation to do anything, I remember that every girl is propositioned by dozens of more competent guys on a regular basis and that my chances of being anything other than an awkward annoyance is zero.
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I message people all the time then i just feel like im bugging them or bothering maybe im just fucking thrash
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>be me
>wanna die
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>be me
>big Asian cuck
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>>39246056
ha u fuckin gook
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>>39246079
I can't even respond seriously to such meaningless attempt at insult.
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Should I jerk off for half an hour, then watch two episodes of Dragon Ball Super before bed, or jerk off for one hour, watch ONE episode of DBS, or jerk off for 1.5 hours, and then read a bit of a book before bed?
I wanna get to bed by 11 PM so I can be (sort of) fresh for Shekelstein's Wild Ride tomorrow morning.
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These are the threads that make me keep coming back
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Two Episodes nigga
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Or you could just not watch Dragon Ball at all since you're not in middle school anymore.
>penis size matt-
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-ers
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>>39245976
One instance of a girl lying to herself. This proves it! Size doesn't matter...to people who don't matter
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>>39245976
I'm a semi-Chad and I have a 5" dick
I've had sex with 33 women, and fucked most of them multiple times. I've had an MFF threesome, I've cum inside of 3 different single moms, I've gotten two STDs, and I've been the bull for a married couple
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>born with long neck
>higher pitched voice
Fuck life is cruel
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i have deep voice. it hurts everytime i say things.
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>>39245969
at least your neck probably doesn't look like mine.
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>have a thick neck and large skull
>deep as fuck rough accent
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Oh hey, you're Anon, right? Looks like we're gonna be roomies bro!
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>>39245797
>tfw no Chad bf
Not even gay but I would suck his cock all day everyday
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>>39245831
>not even gay BUT
yeah ur gay sorry bud
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>1 gay thread being born each minute
I just wish I knew what the people behind this want to achieve, what's their purpose
There's probably a group of retarded fags in a discord server laughing at how genius they are thinking they can get lonely straight man to become homosexuals