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>>36797924
how about letting them cure your crippling loneliness you lonely fuck

>>36797966
>crippling loneliness you lonely fuck

You already called him lonely, you could have at least made an effort with the insult.

>>36797924
Sounds less like a Chad and more like a Bro too me. You should give him a chance desu

Stop either eating cheese or stop taking the calcium.

take more vitamins

>>36797490
Keep to within daily limits or weird shit starts happening.
Only thing you can eat and not give a shit is Vit C, the rest have unpleasant overdose symptoms.

>>36797488
A for sure. Then I i guess

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I dont want a gf you fecking normalfaggot NIGGER!

>>36797488
Why are glasses so cute on girls

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There is no such thing as a fembot. It's simply not possible. Why do you make shitty threads like this. New topic:

Hey ayylienons, what's it like dating humans? Are they really better than space ayyliens?

Same to you humans, what are your experiences dating space ayyliens?

Pic related. Ayyliens like this stuff.

>>36796710
she was and is a fucking whore and definitely not waifu material

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I didn't realize I needed cartoon porn of a fast food mascot until just now

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I'm Eliot Rodger and I aprove this message!

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A high-quality robot thread would be ignored, yet a thread that says "fembot here", would garner tens, if not hundreds of replies, even without any input from OP.

This is absolutely degenerate, and shows what we have come to.

>>36796230
That's an awful lot of autism you have there. Careful now.

>>36796039
We should find out for science.

>>36796039
It would be extremely fun

Hows that supposed to work? one penis envelops the other? wouldn't that hurt?

Gonna need those comfy gondola memes lad

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I originally personally identify with gondola.

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yea could use a gondola thread right about now

>>36795821
too many questions original

>>36795821
>>1.male/female
M.
>>2.age
Quite old.
>>3.how many people do you live with
1 other.
>>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
14 (once in the AM, once in the PM).
>>5.do you floss
Yes, just before the PM toothbrushing.
>>6.how many times per week do you shower
14 (once after my morning workout, and once just before bed).
>>7.do you use deodorant
No. My preferred approach is to keep clean enough so it's not needed.
>>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
Shirts: only once, no exceptions. Slacks: a few days on average.
>>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
No.
>>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
No.
>>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
Oh for heaven's sake, of course not.
>>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
I would love to have a bidet, but in my part of the world the concept of the bidet is completely unknown. I would like to shower right after, but I usually just grit my teeth and wait until my next shower, which is usually only a few hours wait.
>>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
Absolutely 10/10 for all of our various kinds of sex-related cleanups. We do our activities on a pair of huge beach towels that are immediately put in the washing machine afterward.
>>14.do you have any pets?
No.
>>15.how many times per week do you shave
About 3, on average.
>>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
No trash or random shit. We have most of the dust under control, but we do have a few areas (like the fans at the back of the computers) where dust can sometimes build up a bit more than we like.

>1.male/female
M
>2.age
20
>3.how many people do you live with
3, but it's complicated.
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
14
>5.do you floss
No
>6.how many times per week do you shower
Once
>7.do you use deodorant
Yes
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
Never besides pants. I wear the same pants twice.
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
No
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
No
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
No
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
Wiping is superior to all else
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
I jizz into underwear, then throw it into dirty laundry. I want to try another way though, to be less degenerate.
>14.do you have any pets
Yeah, kitty
>15.how many times per week do you shave
Once
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
Yes, I try to clean it up once in a while though.

>no set plans but the idea of hanging out and playing video with a local anon has been brought up
We just need to bring in the Rio Rancho anon but they didn't leave contact info

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>found the pin of a fembot who ghosted me
>her full address is on it
You shouldn't have came back to this board roastie.

>email someone from my area
>neither of us can keep a conversation
>stop emailing eachother after a few days
time to just kill my kms self

>>36795550
I never asked any out I'm married now but all the girls asked me out lol

Protip: don't ask girls out online. ALWAYS do it in person. The worst memories of my life came from commiting this mistake

first date I had to kinda push for it and eventually she agreed and it was nice

then I asked again and she said "I only see you as a friend" and I ahvent really spoken to her since

So you've revived. Welcome back

>>36794358
you do good work nick. communication is the answer. I drink/dab a lot though. self-medication is way too easy. it's not as good an answer as communication.

>>36794513

Hello you. I'm more dead than I've been in a while, but I'm here.

>>36794519

I believe that too.

Talking of meds, I have some. Bought them on Wednesday, still haven't taken a single pill. It's supposed to relax my nerves within 15 minutes and is plant-based. It's called "Relaxane" because that's fucking original. I should at least try once, or I won't have anything to say to my therapist about it, though that absolutely does not scare me, though it would have some time ago.

Have we met before, fel?

Leonard it is

Oscar is my name, wanting to die is my game.

The name is Stefan, m'lord.

Miami. It seems like a great place to self destruct

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Right where I already am.

>>36788504
>Where in the USA would you live if you could go anywhere?

I would live in... wait do you mean live there for free anon?

Tell us more about this offer, "go anywhere" do they just drop us off there?

Or do you mean like dream life?

>>36788194
fuck it. did you find any more op?

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>>36788194
your sister makes my pee pee hard

222 getters

Here's how every LDR ends:
>Girl realizes she's tired of living alone
>Tons of guys offering her dick and company
>5 minutes later "We've just drifted apart as people"

>>36786371
my anecdotal evidence says otherwise, and since you said 'every': haha ur wron

>>36786384
Okay. Enjoy a relationship where you're hours away from each other and get to have the worst part of relationships combined with the worst part of distance