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I was raped last night at a haloween party (femanon), the guy put xanax in my drink and fucked my while I slept in my own bed. I am on the pill but he did not use a condom and came inside me.

what are the odds I have herpes or syphilis or something?

do i have to go to the doc with no symptoms?

also how many men would do this?

please note that i live in Australia so the time zones are different
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>>37277074
>please note that i live in Australia so the time zones are different
that's good, gonna have to remember that

>do i have to go to the doc with no symptoms?
yeah, you should get tested
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Do you know the nigga or was he a randy scrandy?
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>>37277074

I would rape you too.

Your welcome.

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This app is kind of like Omegle but for voice, full of normalfags, but maybe we can experiment here. greentext or somehow record the conversations you have.

>hey..are you horny?
>n-not really
*skipped*
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s15UVWNzV9Gv
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Bumping for my bro desu
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Well idk what it is so I really can't participate. Not all of us know what youre talking about

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What is the worst board on this site?
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you're on it pal
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>>37277005
>What is the worst board on this site?
/pol/
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S4s makes little to no sense

Why cant millenials find jobs besides server or busboy?
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Because no one in a position of authority, be it economic or political, what's to acknowledge how bad things really are.
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>>37276928
>Current year
>Still honestly spouting this shit
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too many illegals, housing market crash, all of our wealth belongs to the 1%, the 1% are literally billionaire assholes who all know each other and compete to 1-up each other, we're just pawns in their shitty little game

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What drugs do you use, anon?
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Little coke little weed
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All of them.

I've been to Hell.
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gotta snort some caffeine f.a.m

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is it possible to become a cute trap if:

>over 6 ft
>big hands/feet
>big head
>fat/stretch marks

current health plan will pay for everything. tits included
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no
the whole point of cute traps is that they're tiny and girly
nothing you listed fits that
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>>37276732
Tall is not cute.
Large things are not cute.

Stop now before you ruin everything
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>>37276732
I mean you sure as hell can try. You can manipulate pictures using poses etc to hide the fact that you've got masculine features. If that's really what you want then go for it buddy.

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Anyone else here 6+/10 but cant get any girls.
>i get called boring alot.
>girls say they thought id be more fun
>all the qt boring girls are way too fucking shy and awkward that i feel like im fucking up and making it awkward
>i just want someone smart to watch obscure movies with and go camping :(
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>>37276291
haha you loser faggot. you assholes talk shit about everyone who's average height or shorter but they are all like you, LARPers and losers who think they deserve shit because 'i'm tall'

fuck off you worthless piece of shit
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>>37276443
I cant talk shit about height because im 5"6
I dont think im owed anything, i just wanted to see if anyone could relate man
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>>37276291
Hey anon, maybe I can try to help. What usually leads to you being called boring? What are your hobbies or interests that you like to talk about?

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Did anyone here have parents who cared only about your normie siblings?
>family's taking a ski trip
>get all my stuff ready, can't wait to ski for the first time
>plan out everything i'm gonna do on the trip
>day of trip
>get my bags out of my closet
>stacy sister sees me
>"what are you doing?"
>tell her i'm getting my stuff for the trip
>"didn't mom tell you? you're not coming"
>what?
>mom comes in the room
>"Oh anon, you're gonna stay here with your grandparents"
>hold back tears
>watch as she calls my chad brother and father down and they all pack into her car, heading off for an entire weekend without me
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>>37276262
I would have literally gone out and slashed the tires before they were able to leave.
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>>37276262
Why do you let your family cuck you?
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That's rough, anon. Your family sounds like a bunch of dicks. Feel better

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Can someone explain this meme to me? I don't get it. What do they mean by, "really amkes you think."
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>>37276223
it shows how people feel after reading something stupid
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>>37276223
Really makes my neurons fire up
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>>37276223
It's essentially making fun of social media users sharing shallow or simplistic posts and thinking they make a deep point, often commenting on said deepness using the emoji you used
Pic related is the sort of thing that would really make you think

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Even as a fembot, I find all the threads about fembots of questioning fembots so fucking boring and repetitive. Do you people not have anything else to post about?
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>>37276157
i hope that isnt u desu very ugly
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>>37276157
Post a thread if you want dude no one's stopping you.
Hey whoa you just did and it's a boring metathread
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How do I get a scene gf?

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A robot posted his angelic voice while playing piano and singing a Beatles song a few weeks ago. I still have the recording and listen to it to cheer me up. Are you still around? Anyone else have voice talent?
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>>37276098
I have a shitty rap on my gay youtube channel that i did just because a friend told me to do it :,^(
i can share it if you want to
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>>37276608
Share nigger
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>>37276608
Ya post it it's not like any of us are professional singers or anything

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anyone else ever imagine this


>go to sleep every night
>the moment after you fall asleep you are awoken by a hideous abomination or gang of creatures
>dragged into a chamber where horrible things happen could be anything
>vivisected, skinned alive, experimented on
>memory is wiped clean from moment after you fell asleep
>this happens every night
>awake every morning with no recollection of the horrors of every previous night of your life
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>>37276019
Could be apnea. Could be schizophrenia. You decide!
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>>37276063
imagine anon


imagine
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I too have had this thought. Also that I fall asleep and live a whole different life that I forget upon waking up.

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autistic shit you do:

> knock on doors with the back of my hand
> shout death grips lyrics in private
> fix my appearance constantly (pull down unzipped hoodie to below the waist, pull up jeans (while wearing a belt), part my hair
> have a tendency to tear up for no reason and thus rub my eyes a lot
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>>37275966
you've got red on you
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>>37276044
sometimes i like to hug my pillow in bed and imagine it's someone i can cuddle with
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>>37276094
ah shit woops sorry man i tend to delete my posts alot if they sound wrong or something dumb

i'll tell more autistic shit i do that i can think of

> overly self-conscious
> if i get too uncomfortable i cry
> i don't know how to sit right sometimes, stand, and walk

probably got more but whatever for now

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Last thread got archived.
Roll em faggots
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>>37275930
Want to have a threesome with another guy?
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>>37275930
here's her profile
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>>37275930
>I was just kidding I'm actually a girl trying to make friends

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>on my way out of lab
>hold the door for stacey lab partner who sat at my desk
>stacey initiates conversation with me
>talk with her about the pre-pharmacy program while walking down the stairs
>watch dat ass go out the door as I try to figure out which wing of the building I need to get to
>next day in lecture overhear her gossiping about her creepy lab partner who "loves talking to her"
>says that she hopes he doesn't stalk her since he "followed her to her car"
>feel really bad about scaring her
>thinking of sending an apology note through her window at night with a brick
Help me /r9k/, how should I right my wrongs against the sanctity of the feminine soul?
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>>37275879
Just blank her fampai.
And if you ever see her on fire or dangling from a ledge, just walk away.
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>>37275937
Seconding. This is the correct answer.
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>>37275937
I am not sure what blank means. Is that a jiu jitsu move?

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