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am i the only one who reguraly talks with himself pretending to have a dialogue with his class friends mostly about video games because hes so lonely i even gesticulate laughing and doing stuff
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no

originally eredinenty extravaganty
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>>35401812
I do this all the time. But even then I don't know what to say a lot of the time so I give up
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>>35401812
>am i the only one who reguraly talks with himself pretending to have a dialogue with his class friends
No.
>mostly about video games
Why? Not me.

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Please help.

>be me
>work with higher ranking coworker
>middle aged, quirky, fit spiritual lady
>drive to neighboring city together for work
>end up talking about a bunch of stuff, it gets deep
>talk about your experiences growing up
>she ends up crying
>that extremely chaotic feel when someone cries for you
>many months pass, and your time at that job is over
>end up telling her that the time you've spent with her must be what its like to have a mom you have a good relationship with/actually enjoy being around
>she invites you to dinner sometime with her husband and daughter
>caughtoffguard.jpg
>accept offer, but the idea is nerve wracking
>'sometime' has come, invited over for next sunday

What do I do? I have extremely complex fucked up feelings towards this lady. How do I not drop all of the spaghetti?
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>>35401811
Think of her as an aunt .
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>>35401811
Go with it OP. But for Gods sake don't expect anything romantic, this could be disastrous.
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>>35401811
OP can't you see she's trying to set you up with her daughter? GO FOR IT
>see you on the other side space cowboy

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My first mail ordered bike is coming in today. 85% completed. How hard is this going to be for me to fix.
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/n/ pleas go
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>>35401780
There are three main types of bike:
>Commuting/shopping bike (with mudguards/luggage rack/chain guard, and ideally hub gears and dynamo)
>Road sport bike (with drop bars)
>Mountain bike (with thick tires, and ideally suspension)

Yours does not seem to be any of these. WTF are you doing?
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i never did find the thin tires appealing. i just wouldn't put my faith on tires that thin.

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Well, is she?? I mean it's pretty obvious
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>useless until 2 months ago
>clingy af
>ugliest ow girl
>nobody wants her in team

Yeah i can agree on that, then again, the game is fucking shit
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No wonder her beam is OP. She harnesses the power of autism!
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>barely emotions
>engineer
>obsessed with following a plan
defo autismo

REEEEEEEEEEEE when will the corporate slave-state end? No one should have to slave 40-50 hours a week so their masters can rake in money I should fucking kill myself instead of living a life of slavery I'm 19 and my older brother who I live with says I can't live off disability and sit at home doing nothing while he works he wants me to get a 50 hour a week warehouse job
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self realized overlord represent
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I agree. Here are your choices.

Work, live small, retire early. Very low risk and easier but demoralizing.

Start your own biz. Higher risk and ashit load of work but exciting.
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>>35401941
what does "self-realized career" mean?

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>tfw I have no tall gf
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>>35401663
tfw 1.82 gf when im 1.70
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Tallest girls I've ever dated were 5'9". I'd kill for a 6'2" gf. I think it'd be kinda hot if she was taller than me if she wore heels - which is something that a lot of manlets are extremely insecure about.
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I went out with a girl who was 6'0 during my first year of uni

It wasn't that good though - all arms and legs in bed

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When I buy something from a store. Who should say thanks? Me or the money guy?
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Both, you're thanking them for the goods, they're thanking you for the money.
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>>35401690
Didn't that make it awkward though? When you say thanks at the same time? and neither one of you gonna reply
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Self service machine or into the trash tb h

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>mwf i literally get 1200 euros welfare money a month by clicking one button
>mfw someone actually has to work 8 hours a day for that
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>>35401643
How

.....mm.m.m.m.m.m
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>>35401667
By clicking one button.
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>>35401667
By being a niggerqueer disabled African refugee

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>"Niko! my cousin"
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>"Let's go bowling!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gOZM2ghGCI
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>>35401531
ehheheeh
nico, is causing roman!
you wandoo go bolling?
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>>35401531
>mfw I played GTA IV with my cousin when it came out

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Le narendor brethren
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>>35401525
who is he ?

origno
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>>35401525
NM reversed google it

India's PM
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>>35401594
>who is he ?
he is the pm of india

narendra modi
don't get the point of this thread though

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This guy slaps your girlfriends ass. What's your response?
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>>35401500
nice haircut. who's your barber?
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>>35401500
This guy's name is Jeffrey, right? He def looks like a "Jeffery".
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>>35401500
Laugh at him cause his face is mostly fat

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Am I a dick if I left my therapist all alone last night after my session with her? I've been seeing her at 8 PM recently and our sessions last an hour. I didn't think about it then but now I'm starting to think I could've put her in danger or something. Isn't it common courtesy to keep women company at night just in case something happens? Pic unrelated.
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>>35401493
Nope, your therapist probably has a car to go home in and a husbando to go home to. Her relationship with you is purely professional. Don't impose.

Source: Psych student
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>>35401493
this made me think of the sopranos
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>>35402180
I mean, I thought as much, but I thought women didn't like being left alone at night? My mom asked me if I left her alone, which I did and then I felt guilty. She's definitely older and more mature than I am, so I thought she'd be fine.

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Why does this picture arouse my faculties so?
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>>35401447
Because when your ancestors villages started sporting an unfavourable male/female ratio, they would go on raiding parties and kill other villages males and rape their women. It's only now that you are a huge disappointment and genetic dead end.
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>>35401447
Some people are genuinely soulless and have no inherent rights but pretend they do. Someday you may realize this. It would be a shame not to punish them.

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How do we get this new generation of early transitioning ladyboys on our side before the girls get to them?
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>>35401395
what do you mean "on our side"?
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>>35401395
don't worry, the Jews will do that for you.

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>tfw becoming a prison guard just so you can beat people to death
>probably just going to end up cleaning up after legless schizophrenic niggers who can't get up and shit themselves
fuck this I want to join a death squad
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>>35401360
You won't have to clean anything up, just walk around, keep a time log, and write menial reports about bullshit.
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>>35401791
will I get to cave someone's fucking skull in
I've been obtaining gear and lifting. I want to break a nigger's neck as revenge for my shit life
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>beating other men
>not just beating sluts and whores

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