>toughest street nigga there ever was
>murdered an old man in cold blood just because he was angry
>committed suicide waiting for some Chicken McNuggets
>when your last words literally and unironically are "I NEED MY MCNUGGETS"
Fuck this nigger I'm glad he's dead.
You look up and see Jupiter about to crash into Earth. You have time to gather some form of entertainment before heading into the underground bunker. However, once you go into the bunker you cannot exit the bunker for 3 years since it will take some time for the Earth's atmosphere to be habitable again. The bunker has enough food, water, power, and supplies to last you for 3 years. It has a television, every game console you own, work out equipment, a sex doll, and a desktop computer a copy of image file you process (but no internet access).
You have enough time to bring whatever you can carry in your arms to the bunker before Jupiter crashes onto Earth. What books, DVDs, CDs, etc do you bring?
1, 2, 3 and a ching chong bazinga!
>she though you were too acoustic
What on earth was he thinking?
Looks like the product of a heeb crossed with a dracula turk to me.
How often do you get a reply that's just nonsense? I see a lot of weird posts I don't understand. What sort of weird shit have you read here?
>work at grocery store
>Very quiet don't socialize or make friends not even learn people's names
>9 months later some minor coworker asks me to buy liquor
>Don't know her name. She's not even cute. Know it's a bad idea
> Say yes because awkward.
Jesus Christ and I thought I was better than this.
Post stories where your autism surprised even yoy
>too nice/shy/submissive to not do someone a favor, even though you didn't want to
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN. HE CAN BARELY FUNCTION IN SOCIETY. IT'S ASTONISHING THAT HE CAN EVEN COMMUNICATE TO US.
Relax, man. It's not a big deal. You're probably fine.
Yeah I know. In Cali it's hardly even a misdemeanor. It's just surprising cause I've hid my power level for so long but today it got the better of me for some reason. Sure not to happen again I suppose.
>start driving to store at night
>suddenly silhouette of a giant moth right in front of my eyes
>it lands on the windshield directly in front of me, still just a shadow
>panic for 10 seconds as it taunts me
>finally realize I can open my window to get it out
>it flies out
fuck that was legit the scariest thing that's happened to me in like 4 years
>engine light comes on, car won't accelerate past 3 rpms, misfired and jolts when I try to
>about to go to AutoZone
>engine light turns off, runs normal
>4 days later, same thing happens, then after a day engine light turns off again and runs normal
>have to drive 3 hours on highway tomorrow, what if it happens on the highway
>scared I'm going to die, but need to drive for job interview, engine light is off so can't check code anymore
post a letter to somebody who may or may not read it... use initials
I spent months crying over him every day thinking it was normal and I would get over it and you were worth it. I haven't cried for you once and I don't feel guilty at all. The most I can feel for you is pity, that has been true for months.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner I would not marry anyone.
Also, I think Nintendo somehow pulled some info from my mind: youtube.com/watch?v=8MmxNNG2WS8 Can you spot the similarities?
Well, I'm fucked now boys
What does /r9k/ think of an app that lets people know if other people in the immediate vicinity are open for a face to face chat? Its like a dating app but not really for dating and unlike other apps where you arrange to meet later, it searches for people right next to you that wants a chat? pic unrelated
THERES THIS FAT NASTY ROASTY FROM HIGH SCHOOL THAT RECENTLY MESSAGED ME ASKING FOR COCK AND I IGNORED HER AND TONIGHT WHILE I WAS HORNY I AGREED TO BE HER "BOYFRIEND" AND THEN I FAPPED AND REALIZED I MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK DO I DO REEEEE
>inb4 reeee get out chad
Im a KHHV fat NEET
>minding my own fucking business
>friend request from roasty whore
>Instantly messaged be her
>"I miss you"
>ignore for a week
>tonight im feeling extra horny
>looks at profile picture
>respond "I miss you too"
>we talk for a bit and she sends me her tits via snapchat and asks me to be her boyfriend
>I say yes
>she goes to sleep
>I fap to the tits
>look back at profile picture
WHAT DO I DO SHE KNOWS MY NAME IF I DUMP HER SHE CAN FUCK MY SHIT UP
I am 26 and still can't understand why any man would choose to have kids in this day and age
don't worry nobody wants kids with you either.
sorry your parents abandoned you and you have no concept of family lol
stay ugly and don't ever reproduce, please. nobody looks up to you and has anything to learn from your degenerate ass anyway. better not to be remembered or change lives.
So i see a lot of people wanting a gf, but without providing a reason why they think they should deserve one?
"There's someone for everyone" is a bullshit romantic idea. There's plenty of people who never find anyone until they take charge of themselves.
If picked from 10 random males, how would you even stand out? It's like some people's logic here doesn't go beyond: "I'm lonely while others aren't therefore the universe/society owes me companionship"
At least post the Asuka meme to make your shitpost funny faggot.
If there is no such thing as choice, no such thing as derserving something.
No vengeance, hate, shame, no faggotry. And no entitlement.
Out of 6 billion, you'd figure a modern world would set you up to be happy with some people.
ITT: Weird things you do.
>don't use toilet paper anymore, just jump in the shower and hose my asscrack down
Europeans only care about bidets because it enables their exceptionally gay habits. No one would want a squeaky clean anus unless they're doing something with it other than shitting.
Just dumped a girl, feels very good lads
How many of you know this feel?