1, 2, 3 and a ching chong bazinga!
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>If she fucks you, she wasn't a cop, probably.
>them feelz when she though you were too acoustic and socially inept, that she doesn't break cover and goes through with it :'<
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>>36511359
>she though you were too acoustic
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baaahzinguhh
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What on earth was he thinking?
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>>36510189
He was trying to look white.
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What? I love ringo!
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>>36510241
>Looking white
Looks like the product of a heeb crossed with a dracula turk to me.
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posts that don't make sense
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How often do you get a reply that's just nonsense? I see a lot of weird posts I don't understand. What sort of weird shit have you read here?
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Bottom jej shadilay my mAn
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>>36510163
There's a lot of 'lore' here that is very confusing if you havent been in specific threads. I dont know whats going on with the traps and sisters fuckers, for instance.
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Is english your first language OP?
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Just realized I belong here
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>work at grocery store
>Very quiet don't socialize or make friends not even learn people's names
>9 months later some minor coworker asks me to buy liquor
>Don't know her name. She's not even cute. Know it's a bad idea
> Say yes because awkward.
Jesus Christ and I thought I was better than this.
Post stories where your autism surprised even yoy
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>too nice/shy/submissive to not do someone a favor, even though you didn't want to
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN. HE CAN BARELY FUNCTION IN SOCIETY. IT'S ASTONISHING THAT HE CAN EVEN COMMUNICATE TO US.
Relax, man. It's not a big deal. You're probably fine.
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>>36510154
back to the garage faggot nigger
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>>36510788
Yeah I know. In Cali it's hardly even a misdemeanor. It's just surprising cause I've hid my power level for so long but today it got the better of me for some reason. Sure not to happen again I suppose.
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>start driving to store at night
>suddenly silhouette of a giant moth right in front of my eyes
>it lands on the windshield directly in front of me, still just a shadow
>panic for 10 seconds as it taunts me
>finally realize I can open my window to get it out
>it flies out
fuck that was legit the scariest thing that's happened to me in like 4 years
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>>36510107
>engine light comes on, car won't accelerate past 3 rpms, misfired and jolts when I try to
>about to go to AutoZone
>engine light turns off, runs normal
>4 days later, same thing happens, then after a day engine light turns off again and runs normal
>have to drive 3 hours on highway tomorrow, what if it happens on the highway
>scared I'm going to die, but need to drive for job interview, engine light is off so can't check code anymore
I'm scared
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My pussy smells really, really bad. Like bad breath... like rotting teeth-style bad breath. Do you guys like that?
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Dudes, my pussy smells really not good.
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post a letter to somebody who may or may not read it... use initials
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dear alarm,
good night i don't even have energy to set you becaus ei'm going to have the bes tlseepofmylife
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R,
I spent months crying over him every day thinking it was normal and I would get over it and you were worth it. I haven't cried for you once and I don't feel guilty at all. The most I can feel for you is pity, that has been true for months.
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Dear B.B.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner I would not marry anyone.
Also, I think Nintendo somehow pulled some info from my mind: youtube.com/watch?v=8MmxNNG2WS8 Can you spot the similarities?
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Well, I'm fucked now boys
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>>36510057
With an older car like that, you always have to give a ton or room for breaking (no abs), and hopefully you weren't a fucking cheapskate and driving around with shitty tires.
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>>36510185
Avengers, so nothing crazy but they werent Dunlop. It was raining like a motherfucker so I lost traction pretty fast.
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>>36510057
Top kekka, now you've done it robro
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What does /r9k/ think of an app that lets people know if other people in the immediate vicinity are open for a face to face chat? Its like a dating app but not really for dating and unlike other apps where you arrange to meet later, it searches for people right next to you that wants a chat? pic unrelated
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I'm like 90% sure that already exists
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>>36510009
Where do I go to see women dressed this terribly? The fuck are those shoes. Who did her layers? 33333333
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Because I'll try to talk to a girl who likes the same things I do and then I'll end up falling in love with her right away and she'll think I'm a loser.
THERES THIS FAT NASTY ROASTY FROM HIGH SCHOOL THAT RECENTLY MESSAGED ME ASKING FOR COCK AND I IGNORED HER AND TONIGHT WHILE I WAS HORNY I AGREED TO BE HER "BOYFRIEND" AND THEN I FAPPED AND REALIZED I MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK DO I DO REEEEE
>inb4 reeee get out chad
Im a KHHV fat NEET
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>>36509935
what the fuck anon
can i get a greentext on this?
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It's called ghosting. Just don't answer her, not that fucking hard.
But I'd go through with it and stick your dick in her ass. If she says no then you walk away, simple.
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>be me
>minding my own fucking business
>open normiebook
>friend request from roasty whore
>whynot.png
>I accept
>Instantly messaged be her
>"I miss you"
>ignore for a week
>tonight im feeling extra horny
>looks at profile picture
>respond "I miss you too"
>we talk for a bit and she sends me her tits via snapchat and asks me to be her boyfriend
>I say yes
>she goes to sleep
>I fap to the tits
>look back at profile picture
>mistakesweremademissionfailedwellgetemnexttime.mp3
>panic
WHAT DO I DO SHE KNOWS MY NAME IF I DUMP HER SHE CAN FUCK MY SHIT UP
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I am 26 and still can't understand why any man would choose to have kids in this day and age
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>>36509905
don't worry nobody wants kids with you either.
sorry your parents abandoned you and you have no concept of family lol
stay ugly and don't ever reproduce, please. nobody looks up to you and has anything to learn from your degenerate ass anyway. better not to be remembered or change lives.
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>>36509929
Wow. I can sense some heavy projecting from you. Wanna talk about it?
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Can't afford to, it's not that we wouldn't. They would have shit poor lives.
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So i see a lot of people wanting a gf, but without providing a reason why they think they should deserve one?
"There's someone for everyone" is a bullshit romantic idea. There's plenty of people who never find anyone until they take charge of themselves.
If picked from 10 random males, how would you even stand out? It's like some people's logic here doesn't go beyond: "I'm lonely while others aren't therefore the universe/society owes me companionship"
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>>36509895
>deserve
At least post the Asuka meme to make your shitpost funny faggot.
If there is no such thing as choice, no such thing as derserving something.
No vengeance, hate, shame, no faggotry. And no entitlement.
Out of 6 billion, you'd figure a modern world would set you up to be happy with some people.
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>>36510097
Yeah, this is really bad bait. Not sure why OP even bothered with it.
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>>36510097
You are delusional if you think i'm here for your entertainment.
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ITT: Weird things you do.
>don't use toilet paper anymore, just jump in the shower and hose my asscrack down
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>>36509802
Do you know what a bidet is anon? Washing your ass instead of using paper is the patrician way, more hygienic and cleans it properly.
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That's not weird, that's the best way. People who think their ass is clean after wiping with some shitty paper are delusional savages.
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>>36509830
>clean butthole
Europeans only care about bidets because it enables their exceptionally gay habits. No one would want a squeaky clean anus unless they're doing something with it other than shitting.
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> TFW just dumped a girl 2017-04-24 05:46:27 Post No.36509712
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Just dumped a girl, feels very good lads
How many of you know this feel?
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Its not a good feel when you still feel things for the girl.
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>>36509735
Then why dump her?
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>>36509759
Sometimes it just has to happen.
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i want fembot friends, if there are any, please talk to me
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And what would you like to talk about, new friend?
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Hi. I'm a fembot(male). I'm straight btw. Hi ;).
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>tfw no fembot to smoke weed, listen to good music, and watch old anime vhs and sam hyde videos with
why
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So explain to me why me, a 27 year old, can't bang a 17 year old? If the bitch is going to college and be in debit for life, she should be able to decide if she wants the dick or not. How is a 9-10 year difference bad compared to 20+ year difference? America truly has the dumbest laws of any first world country.
>you can be 16 and drive an automobile that kills more teens every year
>can't even fucking drink until 21
>AoC in most civilized worlds is set at 16
>if you are attracted to a 16-19 year old you are scum of the Earth
I feel as if a lot of these stupid laws are pushed by old roasties, who are so past their prime, that they get jealous of men going for younger women in their prime.
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>>36509632
>mfw AOC here is 17
>mfw 2 17yo qts are into me
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>>36509632
that's fuckin gross, 18 and over for me thank you
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>>36509652
What the fuck is a year difference you autist? You think she is magically going to become any different over the course of fucking 365 days? You truly have become brainwashed by the media.