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>>35512761
Same here.

I'm not sure what it is, but I do feel the need to spit more. Usually in the bathroom, but not in public.

>>35513243
wait fuck really?

Kill my boss
I need my boss out 2017-03-14 05:19:09 Post No.35512739
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I need my boss out Kill my boss 2017-03-14 05:19:09 Post No. 35512739 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /r9k/,

My boss hates me. I've tried everything to get her to like me but sometimes people just don't like you. I tried going to the business owners, but she denied any bias and they sided with her of course. I need to get rid of her somehow illegally.

So my only option left is you guys. 4chan is the only place that I can seem to rely on for answers and truth.

I'm willing to do anything and I WILL post results.

So what do I do? Poison her? Kill her? Kidnap her? Please tell.

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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:20:56 Post No.35512767
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Build a secret sex dungeon then kidnap her and imprison her there

Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:23:19 Post No.35512800
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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:23:19 Post No.35512800 [Report]

>4chan is full of truth
All you need to do is get some cocaine, meth or another illegal drug.
After this place it in her desk or somewhere personal to her
Call the police and tell them she's been acting strange or anxious
They'll find the drugs and she'll be on jail and you won't

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>>35512739
Just put a mask on and kidnap her, after that you bring her to your sex dungeon and show off some of your... 'toys'

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chaturbate Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:18:40 Post No. 35512731 [Report] [View this topic]

watching porn makes me wish i had a gf, but the absolute worst, is going on chaturbate... seeing how casually these couples laugh and have sex and just enjoy eachother and still get to have sex pisses me off.

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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:38:35 Post No.35513076
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there's literally 18 year old girls on here fucking these guys and laughing and having a good time

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>>35512731
im the same. we are spergs

Rina Nagai is Goddess
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Rina Nagai is Goddess 2017-03-14 05:18:37 Post No. 35512728 [Report] [View this topic]

>girl enters your awareness that would by standard standards be attractive
>hear her say a sentence
>includes thirty "like"s, gossipy, rollercoaster intonation, boring
>you're not at all attracted to her, physically or otherwise

FEELS GOOD.
pic unrelated

~~I am quoting Michael Jordan~~

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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:20:33 Post No.35512760
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Just play the game, make friends if you want someone to talk to.

Rina Nagai is Goddess 2017-03-14 05:25:11 Post No.35512838
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>>35512760
What game are you referring to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajGKWk0auOc

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>>35512728

>tfw you actually relax enough to keep a decent conversation
>tfw she asks you out

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:17:07 Post No. 35512708 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw your parents told you that you can be whatever you want to be but you still aren't a husky owner

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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:18:35 Post No.35512727
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>>35512708
>parents said I could be whatever I wanted to be
>became a complete failure and leech on society

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would you like not one but two huskies?
and bonus: theyre in love

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>>35512792
Of course I'd want that, anon! But three huskies is too many huskies.

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/nofap/ Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:16:22 Post No. 35512691 [Report] [View this topic]

Is nofap a meme? Is there any way to truly quit excessive masturbation? I'm trying. But the least I could cut it to is once daily, my dick is starting to fail to some slight degree (orgasms aren't as intense as they used to be), and it's taken its toll on me physically.

I feel weak most of the time, mentally and physically exhausted. I want to start to self improve but I feel like this fatigue is starting to hold me back from doing anything.

Is it possible to quit cold turkey? I used to fap once in the morning and before bed, and now I feel ashamed about that frequency.

It's bad enough that I can't sleep withought the post fap exhaustion to get me to sleep, is there any advice?

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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:21:12 Post No.35512769
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You can stop if you REALLY want to. You just have to occupy your usual fap time with something productive. I for one could never see how people can fap more than once a day so maybe I just have an easier time quitting.

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>>35512769
What should I occupy my time with, it's because I can't get to sleep without the post fap fatigue, and it wakes me up in the morning.

Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:32:49 Post No.35512974
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no

but people parrothing his benefits like if it was the holy grail are retarded.
masturbation is a physical and mental activity
and when a humans do an activity in excess they get exhausted.
simply not doing let you use more stamina and energy for other activities.

no fapping on the long way could give you blue balls and prostatal cancer.
and overdoing could give you also prostatal cancer.
just take things with moderation and waste your time in others things but fap if you have the need.

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/mischief general/ Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:14:25 Post No. 35512644 [Report] [View this topic]

>at library
>normie asks me to mind his book
>agree
>walk away

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>in lecture
>wait until professor stops talking
>rip a booming fart against hardwood chair
>everyone looks at me
>pretend to seem embarrassed
>actually did it on purpose

Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:36:43 Post No.35513041
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>Person pulls up next to me in their car
>"Excuse me, which way is x"
>Give them directions
>I gave them the shortest possible route to get there so they wouldn't have time to enjoy the scenery
Fucking rubes.

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>>35512735
>Fart in exam
>As loud as I can
>People start gagging and throwing up
>Blame it on the kid behind me
>He gets expelled

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Am I just crazy? 2017-03-14 05:13:44 Post No.35512621
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Am I just crazy? Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:13:44 Post No. 35512621 [Report] [View this topic]

Everyone tells me I'm insane. It's hallucinations, delusions. Other people tell me I'm faking it or that I'm just looking for attention.

Sometimes I feel so alone. Just empty, blank. Sad sometimes, yes, but because if what I believe is true then that means there is no point in my life.

I feel so drawn to things that I don't quite understand, but that I know deep in my being will probably kill me one day.

Is it worth it?
What the hell am I doing?
Will they think of me as a fool, too?

If even one of you believes, too, then I know im not crazy.

Is all of this a lie? Are we being controlled? Is this some higher scheme or is it just some game being played by a child? I know it's true. I've seen it with my own eyes, dammit!

Reality is not what you think it is. If you would just open your eyes, you could see it, read it, rewrite it. We could change the world, change reality as we know it.

Am I the only one that believes that this isn't real?

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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:16:08 Post No.35512686
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I literally don't know what to tell you anon. I think this world is real but can anyone be sure. Maybe try reading some Philosophy if you need help interpreting reality?

Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:34:33 Post No.35513004
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I just don't know what to think anymore, but I will say that this is the only place I feel comfortable nowadays.

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reminder: atheists have tiny penises Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:13:26 Post No. 35512613 [Report] [View this topic]

http://www.xvideos.com/video4214962/amazing_atheis

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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:30:55 Post No.35512941
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weird nigger oregano

Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:32:57 Post No.35512976
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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:32:57 Post No.35512976 [Report]

Oh goodness I see him!

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>>35512613
This needs to be seen

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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:11:54 Post No. 35512598 [Report] [View this topic]

>Go out with conservative catholic girl.

>She's 24. Only had three boyfriends before. Has an 8PM curfew on weekdays. 10PM curfew on weekends

So basically we've been out three times, and I'm still nervous around her. I haven't even held her hand yet, where as other girls I made out with on the first and second date, and fucked on the third date.

This chick though...I don't have that effortless chemistry that I'm looking for, you know? Does that mean that it'll be more special when I eventually get that natural laid back chemistry around this chick, or just figure that it won't happen and call it off?

I feel like I need to be all proper around her, due to her conservative and way more educated background.

I still only have my high school diploma, where as she's getting her Masters

I sent her a text saying that I need at least a couple day break to assess what's going on here (whether or not I should call it off).

Am I a fucking idiot bros?

She's Vietnamese. Pic related is me.

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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:12:47 Post No.35512607
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put a bullet inside your head using a gun

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So funny i forgot to waff

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Anonymous 2017-03-14 05:11:35 Post No. 35512594 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello robots, don't have friends? Get in here and make some internet friends(not real friends).
We're about to start watching Splice, check it out goys.

https://www.rabb.it/r9kCozyRabbitCast
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