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>>37729460
My rule is, wait until your half way through, when your over the hump, and it's still all dismal and shit. Then kill yourself in the way of your choosing.

>>37729499
20 years is alot though. I've been a legal adult for years now and I'm meant to be in the prime of my life

Started driinking now see you guys in the next life

>>37729383
That's what you get for being a retarded junkie normalfaggot

Drink thee for throat, eat fruit for healthy feels. Eat lotsa chocolate to get serotonin restocked. And when u feel depressed/ want to cry know that its the drugs and u will get over it.

>>37729383
>2 week comedown
fuck man that's intense. last year i was doing over a gram in a night, same with coke. you should try mixing it with ket cos i find that softens the comedown. if not, you need to basically get comfy and be aware you're gonna feel like shit and you need to get through it. eat more gum for your jaw next time lol.

>>37729321
Neither, only homosexual men find this appealing
straight women want Chad, not some long-haired faggy buttboi
and straight men want Stacy, not some long-haired faggy buttboi

>>37729491
That's the point of OP's post moron.

>>37729517
And he was explaining that they are both equally not turned on by this homosexual

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>>37729314
Aww, that's kinda cute. Here's a trap-influenced head-pat for your struggles!

>>37729314
>make a profile in an attempt to meet someone
>someone tries to meet you
Who could have seen this coming?

>>37729373
best TEETH IN THE FUCKIN GAME

cancer marks

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>>37729251
They're on the other side too. They look pinker because I scratched them a little bit.

>>37729251
stretch marks desu i have some too

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>>37729179
whatever it is that gets you through the day man

>>37729179
Now that i think about it, what OP says is pretty similar to reaching Nirvana.
Was Buddha the first robot?

I too reached that fase, but it comes and goes, sometimes the depression strikes back and it's pretty annoying. I call it a kind of "universal cynicism or nihilism", when anything doesn't mean anything, you sure don't feel good but not that much bad. What really puts you down is hope, when you start hoping for a better life, the struggle and depression comes back and kicks you in the face like a fucking train

Ok? What should the content be? Why do you want to die?

Let your actions speak for you

femanon here

you are loved by more people than u think

don't kill yourself :)

>>37728940
Don't worry, it was over long ago.

>>37728940
i know that feeling yesterday i had my 1th birthday.
1 year ago i felt like you,but when i was 18 my life became better. i wanted repeat my 17 again but now its ok so

>>37730452
sry my nine is broken. i had my nineteen birthday yesterday

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>I want a Nazi that goes against his beliefs
I don't know, to me it sounds like you're saying "I want a communist who will actually love me, even though I'm a laissez-faire loving bourgeoisie".

>>37728934
I want the world's first fully functional sex bot that can also be a companion and help me with whatever I want.
>>37728961
>what is a fantasy

That only robots can post on /r9k/

>>37728927
literally biology

>>37728927
This picture is disturbing, pls hide

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>>37728927
Just imagine if women were born with cocks too,
Life would be bliss

>answer 50 questions in 12 minutes

nigga that's not going to happen

>>37728832
>taking an online test.
>Proud

>>37729152
Sounds like you couldn't get a good score on the wonderlic test.

>>37729034
>answer 50 questions in 12 minutes

It's totally possible to answer all 50 questions correctly in 12 minutes.

pat mcinally, a former punter for the bengals, is the only player to have ever gotten a perfect score of 50. he took the test again in 2007 and, mcinally stated, "missed one. not a bad score after six concussions." can you beat that?

>>37728820
I usually order online, so nothing really unless someone else did the tip online as well.

>>37728820
>how much do YOU tip deliverycucks?

with my tip ;)

>>37728820
I have not ordered anything from delivery for a good 12 years, and even then I just payed what my parents told me, as I was just 8.

kys u kraut

Je ne sais pas quoi dire

>>37728556
>1p-lds/al-lad
Sprich Deutsch du Syrier.

Isn't it from Google Street View?

the newfriend filter is awesome

>>37728538
Oh shit, I didn't even consider that

>>37728454
Let me cuck you

>>37728454
I'll be dead honest here for what we would want: If you see a sad lonely person, go over there and say hi.

>>37728454
Single handedly change society's values and priorities to include everyone.