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>try new shampoo
>hair feels great

Why aren't you changing your life for the better like me?
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>>38197250
Because the problem is not your look but your personality
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>>38197425
Your personality will improve when you know how soft and smooth your hair can be
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>>38197475
Anon I tried to fill the loneliness by buying a shitload of clothes and actually started looking good but I still dropped uni because of crippling depression

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Who here /wash butthole/

I still can't believe you degenerates don't spray hot water in your asshole to clean it after you take a shit.
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>Having water squrting up your ass after you shit
Why the fuck would we want one you degenerate

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>Throughout my entire life none of my friends have lived close
>Only had 2 majorly close friends through high school
>One lives far away and keeps contact while the other one just abandoned me
>Every time I go to some kind of social thing, I either don't get along with the people there, find them annoying and don't bother, or get along but never see them again after one meeting, not to mention that it always involves a lot of travel which is inconvenient to me
>Absolutely no way left to socialize
>No way to see people on a consistent basis
>Every day it plagues my mind how I am unable to find any connection and how this could be forever
>Envy almost every single person I have ever met to extremes, jealous of their ability to excel in any field or even have the most basic of skills that I could never even dream of having
>Feel like I could go on a mental breakdown and go on a rampage, but I never let it happen, almost want it to just for the sake of something eventful
>The only thing really stopping me from ending it all is the fear of no afterlife and it just being an empty black void of eternal sensory deprevation

I don't know long I can go on anymore.
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How would the world change if everyone woke up tomorrow as a robot?
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you have to define robot because everyone on this board has their own version
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Nothing would change.
Theres will always be someone who is "less robot" and those will be the new Chads and Stacies.
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Thats a dude isnt it

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>nobody talks to me in Discord VCs of large servers
>whenever I do talk I hear complaining about something in the background, my headphones are trash so I can barely hear
>two years of trying to make friends in Discords but to no avail
>one day someone says my audio is trash
>realize I've sounded like a squeaky laggy robot this entire time

FUCK YOU LOGITECH, FUCK YOU! I COULD HAVE FRIENDS BUT YOUR PIECE OF SHIT HARDWARE HAS RUINED ME! At least I purchased a new microphone... right?
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>>38196951
how do you get the courage to go into a vc? i can barely type anything at anyone let alone actually talk to them. scary
the most i can do is lurk in common interest discords i find on 4chan and fantasize about being friends with the people there.
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>>38197073
I usually go into larger VCs which don't leave a lot of room for people to hear you over everyone else shouting into their microphones. You can say whatever you want when things are hype and nobody will be the wiser. You kind of ease into it.
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>>38197118
ah okay, thanks for the answer! do you already have friends there? and if you don't how do you find these servers? i would feel like a nuisance since most of the time everyone's already made some friends within the discord

Any other robots near encinitas california
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What's your opinion on self help books?

Are they bullshit? Did one help you?
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>Read "Eat that Frog"
>Find his reasoning and tips pretty convincing
>never do anything he suggests anyway

Why am I such a lazy failure....

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Do it for him. Do it for him?
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fuck off back to /lgbt/ or spam these threads on /co/, fagboy
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>>38196841
I like Steven Universe but stop spamming these threads here, go to /co/ and i'll see you there.

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Going to a 7 day meditation retreat (school friend invited).
What am I in for?
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>>38196837
Probably a bunch of pseudo-spiritual assholes. Hoes, "reformed" drug addicts
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>>38196945
hah hope not
it is a genuine Buddhist temple thoguh, in a forest.

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This Pepe in particular looks smarter than the other Pepes. I wonder why.
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Glasses make anyone look smarter for some reason. Which is just as well since smart phones and computer screens are making people need them at record levels.
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>>38196823
You really need to fucking kill yourself right fucking now you big fucking cunt
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>>38196823
This fucking frog. I just never saw the appeal.

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Why do I find girls that are actually boys so sexy?

Is it because I might be a little bit gay?
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>>38196774
Please tell me that's a girl
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>>38196774
I find myself being attracted to men in drag aswell.
I think it's perfectly natural behavior for a straight male.
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>>38196804
it's a girl (maIe)

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REMINDER THAT YOU WILL
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EXPERIENCE THIS
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how can you be above 20 and a virgin in 2017?
H O W?
HAHAHAHA
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>friends with two asian american girls
>personalities are a mix of sweet, super devoted and intelligent
>but also critical dragon lady kill joy


why
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>>38196726
>why
Because they're Asians you dumb fuck

They're all like that
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>>38197079
Thats racist. Not all of them. Just alot of them.

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>can't tell if I'm just really soft or there is something wrong with me and I get tired out and defeated much easier then others

>if either is true I'm still fucked
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>get tired out and defeated much easier then others

I'm pretty sure that's what soft means
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>>38196728
I'm pretty sure you're retarded fuck off
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>>38196749
>Inb4 op gives up on thread after nobody agrees with him and closes the tab

Also asuka a shit misato best girl

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Connie Maheswaran
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>>38196636

What is it with all the jewniverse posters?

Look, I'm well aware of how gay we all are, but this is just faggy.
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Let's wait for Connie's obsessed ex bf to come here and call her a boy. He should be here in a minute. He's a total loser.
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>>38196684
>is a fag who larps as a pinoy
>calls someone a loser
kek. sage faggot

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