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remember when only internet addicts knew what memes were? now normies have snuffed them out and are acting like they came up with them and ruining the concept of the meme. annoying as fuck. I hate normies. I shouldn't care this much but I do. these mother fuckers are annoying man.
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>>37969740
They will continue to coop our memes for reddit views
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>>37969740
The times have passed since memes were made from stock photos
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>>37969740
>tfw in my sister's yearbook they actually had a picture of some normos dabbing with the caption "most likely to become a meme"
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Why did we collectively decide to stop wearing robes?
>Robes are far more comfortable and breathable than pants, button-up shirts, suits, etc
>you don't have to worry about finding well-fitting clothes because robes are meant to be loose
>they look patrician as fuark
Seriously, where did western civilisation go so wrong?
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>>37969739
Do you know what Jews are?
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I already wear a chiton
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Ever tried to move around in one? It's very clumsy.
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Why do girls hold mugs like this?
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women are the real autists
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Cause the mug is warm and her hands are cold.
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Because it's so "le comfy hehe xD xD (: (;"
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When did you realise than normies and feminists are actually worse human beings than robots and incels?
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>>37969706
you're all pretty shit human beings
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>>37969706
Are feminists that bad? What are they like, anon?
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Feminists are girls who are basically mad because they aren't getting cock from Chad.
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>tfw first job at KFC
>month in
>panicky, always mess up orders because I can't understand people at the register or something, trivial stuff
>awkwardly stand around when nothing to do
>don't know any of my coworkers and they all know each other extremely well
>just always fucking up
>happiest when I'm wiping tables because I don't feel judged by coworkers for my shitty performance or held up to their standards
>all this trivial stuff adds up
>pretty sure I'm fired
My dad was right about me not being able to do simple tasks; if I can't do fast food am I doomed?
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>>37969546
No. At least you got there Anon. You have experience and something to put on your resume. Someone at some point thought you were good enough to employ. I never got a food service job ever. Nobody wanted me.
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>>37969546
If you live in a place with a captioncall call center work there perfect for neets after training you only have to talk to people live once a week. Easy as fuck to do as well.
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just fucking quit man. working fast food is a waste of time. there are plenty of other no-skills jobs you can take that pay better and have a better atmosphere. go be a mailman or work at amazon or a correction's officer recruit.
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Why haven't you taken the yellow pill yet? Asians also have the highest IQ's and in comparison, white and black women are subhuman. We should be looking to Asians to advance humanity to new heights.
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>>37969442
> typically smaller breasts
> downside
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>>37969442
They get really ugly in old age
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>>37969467
Everybody is ugly in old age.
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Serious question: why is rape considered so horrible? 2017-06-26 08:43:35 Post No.37969440
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Serious question: why is rape considered so horrible?
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Serious question: why is rape considered so horrible?
Can someone honestly explain it to me? I don't understand? Like, I get its bad, I'm not saying it isn't. But people treat it like it's equivalent to murder. I don't get that.
Maybe it's because I'm a kissless male virgin who's been trying to have sex my whole life but miserably failing, but I don't understand how someone having non consensual sex with you is the worst thing in the world.
I can think of a few things worse than rape: having your arm sawed off, being stabbed with a knife, going blind, being punched in the face, suffering a concussion, breaking your nose, going to prison, having all your money taken from you.
I'd much rather be raped than have any of those things happen to me. I mean, not saying rape isn't bad, but it's essentially someone having sex without you wanting it, and making you orgasm, I.e feel pleasure, without you agreeing to it. It just seems that that's hardly worse than all the above stuff I mentioned. Yet rape is constantly treated on par with murder like it's the worst possible thing you can do to someone.
I don't understand that
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>>37969440
Okay, if you're not an actual faggot or an equivalent, imagine a big sweaty dude pound your asshole. I'd rather get punched in the face, hell, maybe even stabbed. Or even just forced to suck a dudes dick. Watch or read Shawshank redemption, it will make you think about rape.
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>>37969440
>Serious question: why is rape considered so horrible?
because getting some dude inside your body when you do *not* want sex, is worse than getting assaulted and abused
and yes, you're surely a kissless virgin, and I hope you stay like that for life, because you think that natural sex drive implies automatic consent
also, poor bait, and fake boobs pic
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>>37969440
It's terrible but certainly not as bad as death or torture, its a mixture of feminism but also the reality that you have to consider many rapes are more than just rape and also involve murder or torture or brutal beatings so they're often put into the same category.
>almost everyone on this board are in the 99th percentile of penis size
How can this be?
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>>37969361
People here don't know how to measure their dick correctly
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>>37969361
self selection bias.
most people who have small dick wont post.
also a lot of people are either lying or >>37970624
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>>37969361
>>almost everyone on this board are in the 99th percentile of penis size
I'm sure i'm not in the 99th percentile with my 5.5 incher.
>tfw no qt Latina gf to hug, kiss and cuddle
>no big brown booty to smother my face
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imagine her rubbing her grinding her caramel ass on your face
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imagine having your nose between those ass cheeks
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latina toes also look delicious
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You wake up looking like your average female instagram model one day.
How slutty do you become?
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>>37969292
Do BDSM porn, holy shit.
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>>37969292
Like 10 masturbation videos within moments of waking up.
After that, I find a couple scattered nerds and have them fuck me, then have a threesome with a nerd and a Chad.
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id probably anonymously camwhore to supplement the bux but thats really it.
>>37969314
Sounds like fun until you realize that porn production isnt just lel lets fuck in front of a camera
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You were coming home one night when you saw a lone girl out in the freezing rain. She was shivering and had an empty look in her eyes. She didn't really say anything till you brought her inside. You learned her name is Mist and that she's undergone some kind of trauma. Her parents are dead and she has no living relatives, and at 16 she's still going to high school.
Fast forward 2 years, she's 18 now. She talks a little more, but usually only when spoken to. She didn't make any friends in school. She has what you might call a 'helpless' condition. She'll be walking forward and just trip on her face and then get up like it didn't effect her at all. Whenever she leaves the home it's like she just becomes a zombie, just walking forward aimlessly even if she already has a destination in mind. She doesn't seem to have any aspirations, and she doesn't seem to be good at much of anything.
1/2
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She just seems like an automation whenever you're not around. But she does seem to like you. Her phrasing of the words is demure. It's like shes timid but tries her best to open up to you. You theorize she's gone through abuse. If you make any sudden movements around her she usually flinches like you're going to hit her. Sometimes she'll stare off into space at nothing. Certain words like 'fire' or 'knife' seem to cause her to twitch. She can do basic tasks like housework, or cooking. She seems to like cartoons, and when you pass the stores in town, she always seems to stare longingly at the stuffed animals. You've bought her a bunch and she seems to like them.
The problem is that Mist seems too childish. And she seems to fragile to survive out in the real world all on her own.
What is the correct course of action?
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>tfw I'll never have someone like this
Well OP, the correct course of action is to keep her with you. I don't know what you could expect as a response to this.
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>>37969274
Wanna die.
>knowing i will never have this
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Females above 18 should be either executed or forced into camps where they are impregnated and breed the next generation.
Do you:
A) support this statement
B) agree with this statement
C) have no feeling one way or another about this statement
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>>37969264
they should all just be executed desu
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>>37969264
And how would they get pregnant? Would they be fucked or artificially impregnated?
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>>37969300
Artificially obviously
Why would someone want to touch some old and used up whore?
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HA YOU ACTUALLY WANT PUSSY????
WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING SEX CRAZED NORMIE???
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nah i just want to be left alone so i can play vidya and browse the all day...
fuck that normie shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37969234
also pr0n is for normies and cucks anyone who watches it and jerks off to white girls getting the BBC is a pussy faggot.
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>>37969195
At least I'm not a chinese zombie.
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Invention/Onahole Thread 2017-06-26 08:17:57 Post No.37969157
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You can either discuss invention ideas you've had(could be anything), or onaholes(fleshlights).
These fuckers stole my idea(pic related).
I've theorized in my head about making a new kind of masturbator. It would be a sleeve, but it would have a housing around it. Inside the housing would be a motorized ring that moves up and down the length of the sleeve, when the device is turned on.
Now look what these fuckers come up with.
Has anyone ever had an idea that's been stolen by a company?
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>>37969157
Also, does anybody know if the Sue Johanson's Head Honcho sleeve is any good?
I keep seeing it recommended(on .com websites, by authors not by users).
The sleeve itself doesn't look too tight and it's lacking in texture, but the suction looks like it could be decent. I wouldn't know, I've never had one of those before.
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One last thing:
Look up symform or p2p cloud storage. I came up with that idea on my own.
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kip
u welcome pls sabe
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my asscheeks are filled with pimples. i dont really mind how it looks really but its starting to hurt while sitting. what can i do to make them go away
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>>37969146
Showering might help. Stop being so gross and shower every day.
In my medfag degree I saw some studies about bedsores in elderly patients and how moisturising twice a day reduces bed sores by 95%
So just shower twice a day with moisturising body wash and drink more water and your skin won't get pimples. Also change your underwear daily to avoid any other complications like jock itch. I used to get these huge ass pimple like cysts on my inner thighs after weeks of not showering and stewing in my own sweaty balled fap juice. It's not good for you.
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go to your local store and buy some cheap benzoyl peroxide.
put it on the area and let it sit for a few hours, rinse off, repeat as necessary.
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>>37969192
taking a shower everyday seems so much of a hassle for me is there anythig different i can do like using baby wipes or something