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Big Man Tyrone, president of Kekistan has officially declared war on the normies. What do we do now?

https://youtu.be/UE6YouZrVIY
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>>37979021
How a black man can be the /r9k/ leader.???...and look at him ! He's a normalfag too with his kekistani flags !
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>>37979021
Are you in school OP or in a college?
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>>37979102
NEET lifestyle

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Anyone else starting to doubt that they can even have feelings for other people?

I have a few friends that I like to do things with and I have parents. I have been on some dates with girls (not good looking ones, I'm not normie enough). I don't think I've felt something for any of these. I don't love my friends or my parents. I have never felt like I could even fall in love with any of the girls despite us getting along great and they kinda liking me.

It's kind of a sad feel but also relieving. Means I don't have to feel bad about not having lots of close friends or a girlfriend or anything, because I wouldn't love them anyways.
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>>37979006
it can be fun to do things with people sometimes even if you don't like them.
like if you went sailing it would be more fun if it wasn't just you on the boat.
you should also remember you have a right to be comfy and alone
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I can't. Used to be able to, but I can't anymore. Pretty sure it's depression, but it's not the worst symptom.
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>>37979006

Finally, a thread talking about this.

I deal with a similar experience. I'm personable enough to become acquainted with people and go out with women, I just have absolutely no emotional in the sense of me feeling sad if they were to be out of my life. It's so easy for me to just recluse myself from people I may have enjoyed spending time with. I don't have this constant urge to be around people, I actually quite like my solitude.

It's not that I'm incapable of feeling sad, happy or upset personally. I just don't get as affected by these things are strongly as others. I'm very good at rationalizing my feelings, and have self-awareness to the point of philosophizing why I feel that way instantly for the most part.

I have such a overwhelming nature of indifference in me that at my worst I felt nothing towards the thought of non-existence and complete and utter loneliness. I have no mother or father, and very little family in my life yet I don't feel self-pity or sadness for these things. I hardly feel sadness towards other people. I empathize with others for the point of feigning normalcy, otherwise the stoic sentiments of myself leave an undesirable impression.

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Post things ITT that you are legit proud of:
>Won a regional writing competition in High School
>life is currently not spiraling downwards
>saved someones life

and you?
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>>37978978
tossed away my collection of piss bottles
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>>37978978
>state debate champion

now i'm a 30 yo NEET who hasn't had a job in 6 years living my my parents.
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>>37978978
I once won an entry for my poetry to get published in a poem compilation book when I was in school, but I was too autistic to attend the signing for publishing rights and it was eventually pulled.

I'm gonna buy HD spy glasses so i can record fap material without suspicion.(i'm terrified of getting caught)
Yoga pants vids, cameltoes, boobs.
Good idea? what do u think?
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so? is it too risky?
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>>37978938
>glasses
So you'll be looking at what you're filming like a perv?
Get a bag camera instead.
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You should just look at the porn they have on the internet anon.

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Well boys i wanna try tinder sick of being KHV anyone got any advice / first hand experience
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Tailor your profile to the masses, make it look like you have friends and at least one passionate interest, never get emotionally attached unless you've gone on several dates with someone. That's basically it. Apart from that, just be attractive. Dudes with muscles do better 100% of the time. Godspeed, anon.
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>>37978879
I hear ya just need a short girl tfw manlet
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>>37979074
There are plenty of short hot girls on tinder. I've matched with a few <4'11" girls who are sadly a bit too little for me. They're all yours anon.

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>In an alternate universe, you are actually a Chad Officer in a Special Operations Forces squad
>finally a clear face because of sleep and proper nutrition
>6ft > <11% bodyfat
>drown in pussy
>get paid just to kill (sand)niggers
>get medals, even your superiors respect you
>even president wants to shake your hand
>respect from anyone, from little girls swooning to old men nodding
>no ptsd cuz ur mentally strong
>countless stories to tell
>experience the craziest shit
>have buddies 4 lyfe
>every morning you wake up you're grateful just to be alive, so you make the best of it

How does that make you feel?
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>>37978792
Why torture yourself with such things? M you dreams/escapism are far simpler.

I dream I'm a normal person and I have a girlfriend that I cuddle with on the couch. The end.
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>>37978792
>How does that make you feel?

meh
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>yeah but in that universe i might be a fag no thanks

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>have back problems
>coworkers tell me to stop taking it up the ass so hard

REEEEEEEEE WHY ARE NORMIES SUCH ASSHOLES
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>>37978788
We would probably say the exact same thing and you know it
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>>37978788
In pakistan we say "Stop fapping so much"
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>>37978788
why are you such a sensitive faggot?

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>driving with my windows down
>stopped at light
>hear two girls talking
>" I need someone to fuck my ass."
>other girl "why don't you ask him?"
>freak out and drive forward
>hit my music player and start blasting type o negative's "'my girlfriends girlfriend"

Heh
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It's "my best friend's girlfriend" you autistic spaz
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>>37978849

Shit. Forgive me.

I beg to serve, your wish is my love.
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I'm going to tell mom about today

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>when people who grow up with parents who never divorced tell me, someone who had an alcoholic father who was never in my life, to be normal and JUST MAN UP BRAH
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>normies are fucking retarded

more flash news at 11
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>>37978706
>Have an addiction/ingrained, destructive habit
>Tell a normie
>"Just stop, dude lmao"
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>>37978857
What is your originalo addiction?

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>tfw no hyper THICC gf to cuddle with at night
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take the test... would you?
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>no girl so burdened by her giant assets that she cant even move
>and also isn't just am amorphous blob

sad desu.
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>>37978690
why even live without my fampai. why even go on.

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Reminder, if you're not at least 13" long, 3" wide, you will never satisfy a woman.
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>>37978689
It's okay, I understand desu
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>>37978689
brb killing myself yesterday before I swallowed this redpill
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but the vag doesn't even go that deep

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If two failed loners/outcasts date, are they still losers?
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>>37978663
Femanon here

They won each other :)
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>>37978663
>are they still losers?
They are only losers to normies.
>>37978707
female btw lol xD
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no woman under 30 dates male losers

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How do I get more energy? Every day when I get home I just want to sleep, maybe browse the internet for an hour or two. On weekends I just sleep all day.

I changed my diet to be healthier, exercise just made me more tired, coffee literally does nothing, am I just a low energy man?
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>>37978649
Ditch the coffee and drink more water.
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>>37978701
This.

Coffee is seriously not a good thing for your health, despite what meme scientists say.
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What does your diet consist of? What does ''healthier'' mean to you? Do you get enough calories?

How many hours do you sleep? Do you sleep well?

Drink more water and you MUST exercise. Exercise makes you tired in the beginning, but you can start with light exercise or just go for a 30 min walk every day.


Also; you will never see progress right away.

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No.

It doesn't get better.

No matter how much you want it to.
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but women like confidence so you have to pretend it all worked
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>>37978617
>37
>NEET
Why haven't you killed yourself yet dude? I'm 20, but If shit is still downhill 5 or so years from now im immediately killing myself, if not sooner. Surely even your parents would rather you just die at this point, fuck living in misery like that
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>>37978659
No you wouldn't, you're just saying that because all your life is right now is projecting onto a non existent future.

your only value is your potential not your reality

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I had a dream that I was dying and had an extremely incredible feeling of happiness. I was crying tears of joy. I felt like I couldnt handle the feeling of happiness. I layed there smiling until it hurt. tears streaming out of my eyes and waiting to take my last breath. I woke up with tears in my eyes. I cannot wait for death robots
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>I layed there smiling until it hurt. tears streaming out of my eyes and waiting to take my last breath.

is there a correlation to homosexuality and wanting to die?
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>>37978573
I once had a lucid dream where a nuclear bomb hit close enough to me sleeping in bed. The earthquake felt extremely real so much so that I was so convinced I was gonna die my mind accepted death. I felt a huge flush of chemicals that gave me an unbelievable sense of relief and contentment it was surreal. Since then I've become a lot more optimistic and less roboty though.
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>>37978573
it sounds like it was peaceful for you. you weren't being torn apart by wolves or anything

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