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>>35975485
Not usually into interracial sex but this is really fucking hot. Anyone got sauce?

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Agreed. Treat them like the sex objects they are and it's all gravy

*furry doesn't mean furry. She's talking about her armpits.

>>35975485
Where's the full vid? That's hot af

kurosawa is not weeb shit, he makes genuinely good movies. yojimbo is good. after that go watch ran

Dude, Yojimbo is amazing. Fucking watch it already. No weeb stuff.

I mean, it's weeb shit as in it takes place in ancient Japan yeah. But it's a genuinely good movie.

As someone who hates japan and japanese culture, I actually enjoyed Yojimbo

We suffer together brother

Originally sico

get well soon roboto :^)

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>>35975399
get well soon, anon
oregano

>>35975389
that's what this place has been since 2015

>>35975389
>What would a /r9soc/ board look like?
exactly like it does now except with more women and normals

Robots desperately looking for attention from fembots

I'm a virgin, I wouldn't even make it on the bus cause I'd be running away

Meh. They would have told me to put a condom and I would have said no thanks. If it comes down to sex with a condom or no sex, I choose no sex at this point.

Nope. Massive performance anxiety paired with stimulant abuse has rendered me all but impotent except in the most comfortable environments. If I had a chance I would pop a viagra and then I might do ok.

Mail can be tracked

>>35975269
find out where they work, if they have a car. Open car hood and drench with high flammable/high explosives. They will kill themselves hours later after they leave work and you won't be anywhere nearby. Obviously do this at night and look casual like you are putting oil in your car.

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Hmmm, no idea.

>> What's so hard about grasping the concept of a neckbearded loser who prefers anime, porn and video games to human interaction?

You just did it.

>>35975244
>joking around with my brother about normies
>dad overhears me saying normie and he thinks it's hilarious

>>35975282
I can't explicitly say that to anyone without them thinking I'm a fucked up perverted creep though. No normie could POSSIBLY think someone would be totally fine living that way. Back when I had a close friend (just an asshole that tried to suck me into the normie lifestyle and introduced me to dude weed lmao) I tried telling him that I thought I'd be a virgin for life unless I hired a prostitute. He seemed completely baffled by this.

Yeah, it's like the legacy of this site is slowly diminishing.

>>35975221
It's really too bad.

With that in mind, do you have any ideas for a new meme?

the greatest memes arise from chaos
4chan has been heavily moderated for years, you can literally mark an exact date where moderation reached a peak resulting in a sharp decrease in meme/OC production

I do this already and I'm not even a homotrap.
Do what you want. Are people giving you a ton of respect for not wearing your pink socks in public?

>>35975194
>Are people giving you a ton of respect for not wearing your pink socks in public?
Well at least they're not looking at me like I'm some sort of degenerate.

>>35975165
Because a civilized society has rules, OP. Genders have roles they must follow. One role you have as a self identifying male is to not wear pink or cute clothes. By definition those kinds of clothes are feminine and reserved for girls..

Most nowadays get their first (serious) girlfriend at 14 or 13

teen years, they're getting laid or getting some play in. 29 never had a girl friend got laid twice, some play.

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>>35975240
fuck
originaloriginalorg

That's gonna end in dinosaurs, isn't it?

Bring it lad, I'll just keep lurking

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Continuation

>after sobbing for a solid 15 minutes, I realize how pathetic I must look and sit up to apologize, fully expecting to see a look of disgust on her face
>she is sitting there with a warm smile, trying to calm me down
>thumpthump
>catch myself and emotionally lock myself back up, can't have that happening again
>keep talking to Kat, feelings growing
>there is another person in this story, we'll call her Daisy
>Daisy had had feelings for me since 9th grade, but I had never reciprocated them and she kinda went insane when I turned her down
>still try to be her friend and be there for her, because I knew she was at one point a cool cat
>at one point find out that Daisy had done nothing but create malicious rumors about me since I turned her down, taking special care to tell them to Kat
>nearly have a hernia I am so upset
>after clearing up the rumors Daisy had told, formulate a plan with Kat where we fake date to piss Daisy off, even asking Kat to prom and shit
>prom night is the most fun I had had in a long time
>feelingsdeepen.jpg

>>35974942
*got fuck I can't even type right

Man the fuck up and go look for another woman, you spastic cunt. Billion of people on the planet you cry over one.

>>35974960
It's not that easy. She was special.

Shit tier place to go, you are fucked anon

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>>35974913
>graduating in december
>too pussy to apply to any job
>current internship probably wants to fire me, but i've spent so much time here that they'll probably think it's too awkward to do it
>everyone i know is successful and gets paid bank working on cool projects
>i just want to waste time, or at best, work a mediocre job like the one i have now
hahaha i want to kill myself.
prospective yellow jackets, don't fucking do it you goddamn niggers.

>>35974913
Florida State University.

Literally Chad and Stacy: The School. Stay far away if you're a robot.

>>35974902
>And I'm not even trying to be an edgy contrarian, I really like that stuff
Justbeyourselfman
>Is it really that autistic to take pride in having what is generally considered a "shitty taste".
How about just not caring at all?

It's definitely less autistic than my behavior. I'm too afraid of liking a lot of shit because I don't know if I can trust my tastes because I just don't know better in a lot of cases.

>>35975040
>I'm too afraid of liking a lot of shit because I don't know if I can trust my tastes
Nigga are you even a real person

>>35974806
How the fuck do you stupid ass skellies go every day struggling to eat MORE? What the hell? You do realize it's not nearly as bad as having a fucking food addiction.

/fit/ here
900kcal ain't that much.
Easiest way to get that in is by drinking shakes daily, with "mass gainer" protein powder. Add fruits for taste and extra calories

Eat peanut butter and oatmeal. 900 kcal is kind of a big deficit, that's an entire meal you're not eating.
>>35974896
>How the fuck do blah blah foam at the mouth
Adults don't come in foaming at the mouth angry like a cartoon character. Fix your personality.