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>the new apartment supers are russians
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>>39497761
>braphog moved in across the hall
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>>39497761
>my apartment smells like old food catpiss and weed
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how do they dress, op?

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>Tfw you realize that the world was even more biased upon genetics pre-twentieth century.
>Tfw you thought you would be a valiant knight if you were born in the 1400's but instead your shit tier genetics would of made you a bitch boy to any of the big mean chads with no laws to protect you
>tfw you realize you were meant to be a failure forever and always.
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>>39497751
>I'm tall and strong
>In the 1400s id be super tall, at 6'2
>I'D make a kick ass knight
>I'm wasting away in mom's basement
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the 1400s were more civilized than now
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>>39497751
>born aryan
why wasnt i born in the 1100-1400s ;__;
>born in the wrong generation
desu, i would love to be a knight slaying infidels

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Guys, what should i do?
My mom changed the wi-fi password so i cant watch pornoghraphy.
She said it hurts my autism, and that itself, her.
What should i do?
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>>39497744
you're going to have to start handwriting the most depraved pornographic fiction you can manage and "accidentally" leave some pages about the house
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use her computer
go full savage
rape your cat
make her realize that you having internet was better than the monster you become without it
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>>39497744
>can post on /r9k/
>can't watch porn

What am I reading?

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Why don't you get a black gf?

>will provide for you
>doesn't care if you're a virgin
>perfect breasts and ass
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>>39497740
Because I don't know where to find one OP
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You're retarded if you think all black girls have these traits. Black girls are hot tho.
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because I already have a gf

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My mom has actually told me to go kill myself. Multiple times. At this point I don't know if she just tolerates my existence or has just shut herself off from me. I have suicidal urges and I don't know how to cope with it. Currently I am doing ok in school but I'm barely trying. I can't work up the motivation to do anything else than laze around. Watching vids on youtube or browsing memes, listen to music, that kind of shit. I barely get any sleep either. All of it in an attempt to fill the empty, still void of a life that I call mine. I feel completely useless. It's gotten to the point that I've begun thinking about killing myself almost daily. I've been bullied practically all my childhood and I have emotional trauma that makes it hard to open up to anyone. I've been bottling up my emotions for a good 13 - 14 years now. Slowly getting closer to that ever so critical point of no return.

If you ever see a video of someone who does some stupid shit like do the nazi salute and screaming fuck the left before they pull the trigger, that's probably me.
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You unironically need God in your life
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suicide is generally accepted everywhere except in the west. mostly because of christcucks.
no reason to be miserable.
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>>39497788
At this point I don't even know why I haven't killed myself yet. I don't know what's stopping me. Either that or maybe I'm keeping it from myself intentionally.

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Give me one reason why I should give a fuck about anyone but myself

I don't care about being a good person btw
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>>39497700
You shouldn't. Do everything that is in your self-interest.
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>>39497700
you might benefit from pretending to care about others
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>>39497700
being a """good person""" is in your best interest in all ways.

Ok no bullshit robots - how does a friendless swedish 20 yo robot like me get laid?
Im too much of a pussy to upload a picture of myself but the man in the picture somewhat resembles me

At my very best and depending on the lighting in the room I can be a 7/10 but most of the time im a 5/10 or 6/10

I am in quite good shape physically and I would consider myself somewhat funny - meaning I have an ability to notice something about something and force in a joke which most of the time makes normies chuckle

My problem is that I dont have any friends and I cannot date any girl from my uni based on the drama that happened earlier
So how does a fagshit like me find a girl outside of uni?
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Go to an arab neighborhood and present them your anus
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>>39497558
Hej sverigeperson du kan chilla.
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>depending on the lighting in the room
Kek

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>Try out the fleshlight blade
>it's so tight I keep loosing erection
Finally some confidence
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>>39497471
>fleshlight blade
what

I thought the hole (heh) point was for it to be inconspicuous
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>>39497921
everyone knows what it is, dude, you're not hiding anything
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>>39497921
Let's be honest you can tell it's a fleshlight a mile away, looking like an awkwardly fat flashlight made of cheap plastic does not fool anyone

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>born Portuguese, Japanese, and Hispanic
>will never have a nazi gf
Why do they turn me on so much bros
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they dont look like nazis they just look like they are fuckign around,

dont feel bad OP im a 2 white dude, im rejected by white chics, mexican chics, black chics, asian chics, etc......
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>>39497514
Yea, it's hard to find pics of nazi girls that aren't old
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>>39497437
#5 from the left might be a nazi.

Also, from left to right:
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power gap
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power gap
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Since I started university I feel horrible.I feel empty,I have no friends and cant really connect with my family even though they are good guys.I live alone.I listen to a lot of music.Credence,Eric clapton,Dire Straits,good rock both electric and acoustic,70s and 80s music.I just stare at the wall and listen for hours on end.One day I got out of my apartment and went downtown to the music store.I bought an acoustic guitar.Pic related.I don't know how to play.I started by learning basic cords and now play finger style.When I play even though I play badly I forget about everything.I just loose myselfFeels good.
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>>39497434
Music is a big passion for me too, love finding new music, whetever its a new genre or band, love it!

Also picked up a guitar for about a year ago, one of the best choises i've made. it's really fun and its a good way for me to get some time off the computer. keep playing! Its tons of shit on youtube!
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>>39497434
>I feel horrible.I feel empty,I have no friends and cant really connect
>I listen to a lot of music.Credence,Eric clapton,Dire Straits,good rock both electric and acoustic,70s and 80s music.I just stare at the wall and listen for hours on end

stop listening to dad-rock, thats why you cant connect to your peers.
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Get rich off trading cryptocurrency so you can become a rich guitar NEET. The wageslave normie life isn't for you

>>>/biz/

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post you're waifu
or husbandu
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>>39497430
Never expected to be one of "those" people until I watched Ore Monogatari
He's just so fucking good.
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fuck this bitch is so thicc
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This irish demon

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why do we hate reddit again?
left if 4chan right is reddit, we hate them cuz they're superior? cuz it sure seems like it.
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What is even the point of a Reddit meetup? I can understand mass online meetups for most websites because they have a focus and an interest, but Reddit is just upvoting shit they found on the Internet.
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Hahaha! Have an updoot!!
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reddit is way way more niche'ie

if you are on a specific reddit you probably have a lot in common with the people.

what connection does anyone here have to anyone else

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At the risk of burning for all of eternity, would you robots like to hear a story?
As of now my life is basically over so there is little else to do but summarize key parts of it for the enjoyment of others, even though disclosing it actually weakens my mind further and further.
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Sock it to me OP
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Tell the story anon op
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i'll read your story if you promise there will be a poop scene in it

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How do i find someone's personal info online just with their full name and age?
>social media
>their past
anything will do
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search for "how to doxx like a pro tutorial" on youtube
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>>39497370
what do you mean by personal info?
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>>39497485
things like their interests, social media and their past. Also people they used to know and their friends. I guess some of these are not personal

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This is the best advice I can give you robots: Girls don't like "nice" guys.

Well, actually, that's not true. We like nice guys, but we can see right through the words and actions of "nice" guys who are only acting polite and kind to us to get into our pants. We're not given the credit we deserve. If nothing else, women are really good at listening and noticing little nuances with those around us.

Also, as a bonus, don't act so desperate. We notice that, too, and would much rather have to work for you. Show us you're off limits or hard to get and you'll seem much more desirable. Because sex is easier for us, we can afford to be picky.

I know this is harsh, but you know... Tough love and all. <3
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Shit bait, roastie. Go neck yourself.
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>>39497347
If a girl likes you it literally doesn't matter you can be nice to her or mean to her and she'll still like you and want your dick

All your post condensed into one run on sentence
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>>39497390
it's true I beat my girl and still going strong r years. even talked it with the police that she needed go go to jail not me - good times

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