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Was helping a co-worker move in to his new apartment last night and passed by an apartment with its blinds down but the lights on.

Blinds were up just enough for me to see a bunch of girls in panties taking pictures of themselves from the back. Didn't see their faces just their legs and ass.

One girl got on her knees and placed her face between two of her friends asses to make it like she was getting crushed
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>>39448164
>be me
>a god-fearing anon
>my good deed for the day:
>helping a friend move
>suddenly
>women
>women doing lew things
>call 911
>they burn the joint to the ground
>diebabylonianwhore.jpg
>go home and beat my wife

Feels good, robots.
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>>39448359
Proper path.
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>>39448164
>tfw rarely interact with other people outside of work so never see degenerate shit
>however
>I'm extremely degenerate, but no one has seen me doing any of that shit either
What is the target audience for this thread?

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>there are people complaining about being 18 or 19 on this board
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I always feel compelled to sincere post and try to encourage them because Jesus fucking Christ I would do anything to be 18 again
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well being here at all is something to complain about so it makes sense.
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>>39448089
>tfw you are 19 and still a virgin

Fucking kids, man.

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Hey /r9k/,
Just finished upgrading my PC to game, but have nothing good to play.
Any suggestions?
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>>39448078
yeah ... go on /v/ faggot
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>>39448125
i tried. my thread is dead there too
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Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

It's still fun and quite active.

Glove fetish thread? The last one was good.
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this is one i like! :)
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>>39448425
I love the over-elbow ones!
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Back to page 1 you go!

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>be me
>gay
>easymode.jpeg
>try to lose virginity grindr
>all gay men in my locality find fat people disgusting
>still a virgin
>almost 30
>mfw
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Have you tryed not being fat???
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>>39448082
IT IS CALLED GENETICS PIECE OF SHIT. NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.
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>>39448082

i have diet coke with my big macs

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Alright. This is it. The ultimate racism test. You have to choose between these two women to be in a relationship with:

This beautiful, stunning, black woman with chocolate sensuous skin and a rich, smooth, velvety voice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSRPexPCLdY

Or, this evil, twisted, vile, villainous alien plant monster woman that will grant you great power but at the cost of your sanity, twisting your mind into a paranoid hell where you try to murder everyone you believe if an enemy, with the ultimate goal being to have you destroy planets so she can drain the life energy from the remnants.(ie. the pink floating creepy woman in this image)

Now, what do you choose?
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anyone not choosing the black woman isn't just a racist, they're fucking stupid and insane
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black woman cuz I aint racist
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>>39448020
Will flower waifu keep me alive long enough to destroy multiple planets or is it over after Earth is blown up?

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Why don't worthless chestlets just off themselves already?
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>>39447971
girls.. easy on the silicone
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>>39447971

normie here,
A true boob lover loves all boobs. Take this knowledge and let it take you farther from the depths of autism
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>>39448115
>all of them
Think again, asshat.

Is it even a normal thing to do? I sort of expect them to answer 'yeah' in a nonchalant way but usually it looks like it makes them uncomfortable or they tense up and avoid my gaze and answers me very seriously. What do they mean by this?
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>>39447963
you're insulting them by asking if they're okay when they are in fact ok
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>>39447963
Fun fact: They were okay until you entered their vicinity and will not be okay until you leave
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WOMEN SHOULD NEVER EVER be approached from someone who is not generally famous or important person, if you don't have 100k in your bank account at any given time then do not even think approaching girl.

Girl only deserve best of best!

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>break up with girl back in May '16
>get back together on/off for another 6 months
>finally break up
>start seeing other people, still having sex every so often
>have sex, i'd get mad because she didn't want to get back together, she'd get defensive, stop talking, rinse and repeat for a while
>get jealous of her boyfriends, she'd get jealous of the girls I was sleeping with
>every time we stop talking, i'd think about how good things were
>have sex just to enjoy her company
>finally get to a point that we can just have sex
>her new guy convinces her to stop having sex with me
>huge meltdown between us, agree to stop talking for 18 months
>i text her, no response, figure she blocked my number
>i'm out with some friends and a girl at a bar that she shows up at, my girl and I leave a little bit after she walks in
>now she's texting me at 3am every couple of weeks
>last night she text me 'i'm so horny rn'

I don't want to talk to her again because it's going to breed the same sort of awful cycle that we were in, and nothing has changed between us to fix that. But I just had to post this because it's been on my mind all morning, and it's been a pretty shit past year, lots of depression has stemmed from this.
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top tier bait my friend
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I know exactly how you feel. The best way to get a girl to stop talking to you is by saying some stupid shit,double downing on it and then making her the victim. That's what I did and I haven't heard from that cheating cunt for a year so far.

Tl;Dr Just say "I am a fuck mothering vampire and I am not going to validate you anymore,good bye". Works for me.
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>>39448301

but it's not that i want her to stop talking to me, it's that i still have feelings for her and can't get her out of my head even though things would never work out

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Newfag here. Heard some really creepy shit about the deep web recently. Did some research but computers are not my strong suit so most of it made no sense to me. What is the deep web, like in a physical sense? What makes it different from ordinary web browsing? How does one even access something that doesn't appear to exist?

Civilian terms preferred for explanation. I'm not a total incompetent, but I'm no programmer. Any info will halp
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You know you can just google it? It's not like r9k and 4chan is some sooper secret internet club that knows all about creepy shit in the internet
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>>Newfag here. Heard some really creepy shit about the deep web recently. Did some research but computers are not my strong suit so most of it made no sense to me. What is the deep web, like in a physical sense? What makes it different from ordinary web browsing? How does one even access something that doesn't appear to exist?

>>Civilian terms preferred for explanation. I'm not a total incompetent, but I'm no programmer. Any info will halp

Go away.
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>>39447885
It's just a bunch of websites that allow you to do illegal shit or that are "hidden" so you can't access them through normal channels or if you do, it can tip surveillance off. People use things like tor to visit these sites. It's not that big a deal. You can buy guns, drugs, watch child porn. That sort of stuff.

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What do you think tomoko's neetstink is like?
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>>39447792
I think tomoko is cute desu
I would smell her anyday
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I think that youre a stupid shit
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>>39447840
orly den

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>the girl you had dreams about every other night and who you cried over listening to that "I want you to want me " song who flirted with you a lot in 10th grade said she only ever liked you as a friend
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Should've added she's a junior in college now, you're both 20
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Should I originally rape her?
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That's a happy song you fag and also happens to be one of my favorite so don't ruin it with your beta orbiting

>be me, 24m, wage slave
>work with milf/cougar
>50-ish, tall, slender, well-proportioned, long red hair, glasses
>have overlapping shifts where we're the only people there
>told me she has a son who is my age
>told me she used to be an exotic dancer
>justlikeinmyfavoritedoujin.pr0n
>having to jerk off before shifts so I don't get a boner while I think about smashing dat ass
>swiggity swooty, etc.

Robots, how do I convince her to jump on my salami stick?
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>>39447782
Ask her if she's married. If she says no, try to casually ask her if she's been laid in a while.
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>>39447802
She is but he's a dick and I'm pretty sure she's a slut.
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>>39447821
Then try to just bring up a sex conversation without trying to sound like a creep. If you have a big dick, and lots of stamina, let her know that.

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Quietly confident, desu.
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>getable
If you can get any type of woman, you are normie scum
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>>39447783
FPBP end thread
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>>39447855
aaaaaannddd Thread rescued by qt Jane Douglas posting. Back to waifu's everyone!

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>tfw can't get laid in the most sexually liberated era in history
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>>39447763
>tfw can't get laid in the most sexually liberated era for women in history
FTFY
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>>39447763
You fucking high mate? Open a history book and see what the Greeks and Romans got up to in their free time.
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>>39447776
This

Thots are thotting out for Chads more than ever and ignoring omega virgins like OP more than ever


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