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Louis Cole
>makes a living by traveling the world
>7.5/10 gf
>muscular
>makes friends with everyone he meets
>rich as fuck
>Hansom
>skateboards
>good relationship with parents
>could walk out the door and pull the first stacy he saw
>probably has sex more than twice a week
>dreads
>looks good in a tank top
>just the right amount of body hair
>megachad
Louis Cole is r9k's public enemy no 1. Something must be done about him.
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Dan Bilzerian
>dad left him a billion dollars so he never has to work
>buys strippers and hooked whenever he wants
>buys all the drugs he wants
>travels around the world
>shows it all off on social media
>thinks he's a pro poker player
>t pain makes a song about him so every normie knows how great he is
>douchebag
He is r9k's public enemy #1
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>>38156629
why do all world traveler types adopt this look
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>>38156999
>Dan Bilzerian
Height: 1.74 m
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Fake Chad is on the prowl this 4th of July looking to crush some qt's.
Dubs decides what to say
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Hold up op. Let's do a remix.
Put a fucking old rich guy on there and see how many young women are willing to dig for the gold.
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*pinches cheek with my foot. "Hey, cupcakes. How about I take your freedom away and lock you up in my dungeon?"
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>>38156747
re-colling.
>be me 28 year-old Muslim
>have a good job and nice apartment, time to find a good Muslim wife
>arranged marriage to a 21-year old traditional conservative religious qt lebanese virgin
>shes like an angle eith everyone,always polite and happy around everyone
>entirely different at home with me
>constantly bosses me around
>wants to control every aspect of my life, forcing me to work out and diet
>denies me sex when shes mad at me
>is mad at me almost all the time
>doesnt cook, only makes stuff like fishsticks or pizza or chicken nuggets
>cleans the apartment once a week and makes sure I hear her complain about it all night the one day she cleans
>defensive, is always waiting for me to say anything wrong so she can snap at me
>zealous world-view
>if a sexual scene comes on in a movie or tv show we are watching she covers my eyes and yells at me to not look or she will be very angry
>is baby-crazy, already has plans for what to do with our kids once they are born
>mfw Im living with an anorexic bipolar ocd qt controlling every moment of my life
Marrying virgins is a meme, theyre batshit insane like all the other roasties. If anything, theyre more neurotic because all of nonsense hasnt been dicked out of them
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Aren't muslim women supposed to be submissive to their husband?
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>>38156601
Oh boy I'm sure it's real hard having a wife and job, not having to be alone all the time
What's the Arab equivalent of Chad?
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meh still probably better than being a kissless virgin
i feel no sympathy mohammedanon
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This piece of dog shit got his ass handed to him in court this week. Shkreli if you are reading this fuck you - better hide in your fortress of spinelessness for the rest of your life !
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>>38156595
moot owned 4chan and now it's the new moot
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He doesn't seem like a bad guy really, just a good business owner. If you listen to him explain why he brought up the prices for the drug it all makes sense and was for the best.
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>>38156595
I don't know what happened but I hope he goes scott-free desu. Only summerfaggot redditors dislike him.
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Do most robots wear shoes inside the house? I personally find it quite disgusting.
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>>38156573
Wearing shoes indoors is absolutely haram.
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ive always wanted to do this but my benis is probably too small and i dont have a cute gf with shoes to do it with
i also like comparing the heel length to my dick
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>>38157083
>tfw no bbc to compare to a qt japs shoes
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>tfw no qt army gf
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But she's gonna fuck alot of dudes
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>>38157023
>hundreds of extremely horny men in peak physical condition to choose from.
Lucky girl. Can you imagine the sweaty night-long gangbang bukkake in the humid iraqi desert - after they coat her in hot sticky jizz, they lay in exhaustion as the sun rises and the call to prayer rings out from the local mosque. Hot.
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>>38157344
please write porn scripts
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Why do pure African girls look better than Blacks in America even tho they're 100% black
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different kind of african, most likely. There are many african races just like there are many european races.
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>>38156554
This post is retarded.
You are probably basingthese opinions off of the 10 models from africa that you've seen that totally represent the whole continent(because continents don't genetically differ at all) and whatever African Americans you've seen.
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they dont. most skinny black girls I see are very pretty.
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tfw no whore bf to let me play with his butt
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That's really gross anon I'm hiding this thread now
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>>38156534
this is so lewd but I'm desensitized to the point I'm not even surprised by it. Good thing I fapped already so I don't have to bear the shame of fapping to this.
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anime is the reason we're all gay isn't it?
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I'm a white guy and I am not a cuck but I really like black male on white female porn. It's disgusting to watch a white girl destroy herself but it's hot.
Do black guys do the same stuff as this?
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Black here
I dont give a fuck just fuck good on screen till i nut
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>>38156951
so you don't mind watching white men fuck black women and cumming on their faces?
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>>38156506
Why are they standing in the kiddy pool?
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what's the normal size of a testicle?
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mine are the size of an olive (maybe even smaller). are they too small?
what's the size of yours?
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>>38156503
wtf is wrong with your balls dude
mine are like a little smaller than an egg
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>>38156605
I don't know, bruh
They've always been like this. My dick is normal tho
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bumpsdjasdjs
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Who else here /shittyday/ 2017-07-04 10:55:35 Post No.38156498
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Who else here /shittyday/
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>Went to local store to trade in Xbone
>Get email today saying somebody spent almost $100 on my account
>Hastily change my password and remove my card
>Call the store demanding to know what happened
>They say they don't know but that somebody stole an Xbox off the counter while they were formatting it
>Microsoft are ultra-Jews so I can't get my money back
Any other robots having a shitty day?
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>>38156498
that's what you get for not buying a pc famalam
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>>38156498
Why'd you have to give it away anon? Am i the only robot in the world who owns an xbox but has no one to play with?
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>lose gf
>everybody misinterpreted my action so they think of me as a douchebag
>gf doesn't want to be friends
>too exhausted to do anything
>all i can do is listen to joy division and cry
my life isn't completely over but it's getting there
i don't have the willpower to live and i have no way to successfully end my life
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Ever see an /r9k/ thread and wondered where the people are now? How events transpired or the story played out? The purpose of this thread is to ask those questions to the board's community, and hopefully someone can answer you.
I'll get us started:
>imouto threads
>poster called pat had been boning his sister em
>shit was getting serious, they were living together and had told their older sister
>what happened to them? why does pat no longer post?
I've been tearing apart 4chan archives to solve this and I've come up empty handed, but I figured one of you faggots must know the end to this story.
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>>38156479
one died of a fent OD and the other got shot by Milton Eggman Mills
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>>38156479
A lot of his stuff was based on real events, but false. He was rejected by her twice. He likely killed himself.
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>>38156551
How do you know this? Any idea what his lasts posts were?
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Well robots, it finally happened.
> be me at age 14
> first day of high school
> meet girl in honors bio class
> not the cutest but very quirky
> likes reading and writing and listens to edgy alt rock
> we start dating in november
> do everything together, grow up together
> finally break up after two years, eternity in high school
> still harbor feelings
flash forward three years
> playing show with my band. high school is kill
> same girl shows up outside the concert
> she goes to school in california now, is just back for the summer
> she's very cute now
> things start slowly but after a month we're doing LDR
> get more attached to her than i ever could imagine. think i've found the rare female who isn't scum
> help her with all her mental health problems
> live our whole lives together every time she's on break from school
> have spent seven years growing up with her
> no close relationships other than her
> she goes abroad to germany this semester
> i go visit her
> find out she has feelings for another guy that she was hiding from me
> nothing serious happened but it hurt a lot
> tell her she can do whatever she want and leave if she wants but to just not hide shit from me
> have had anxiety problems my whole life
> being lied to by the only person you are close with is worse than whatever's being hidden
> i come back from visiting her
> she has a few weeks left abroad
> something doesn't feel right
be three days ago
> have fight, she implies there's something wrong with us but doesn't want to talk about it until she gets back
> i log into her facebook
> has been messaging the other guy even since while i was still with her
> planning on flying to the east coast to be with him as soon as she gets back from germany
> lied to my face the entire time
> spent a third of my life revolving around this girl and she leaves me as soon as someone new comes along
It really is true, /r9k/. You simply cannot fucking trust females.
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Spent the last three days finding and destroying all the things she gave me or that remind me of her. Drove away from her house for the last time last night.
Realise now I was stupid to think women had a shred of empathy in them. Never make this mistake robots. No matter how special you think they are, they are never worth giving your heart to or trusting.
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> have spent seven years growing up with her
> no close relationships other than her
Either you're boring or she's bored being with you. Women want variety.
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>>38156577
I just have a tendency to shut myself off from other people. That's not an uncommon trait on this board.
I wouldn't say I'm boring. I just don't do well with other people.
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How come I get way more aroused from my imagination than I do from visual stuff like porn?
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>>38156446
because 3D women are faking it and it looks gross even if they are physically hot
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>why does something that happens in the core of my thought-organ have more of an effect on my thoughts than something that doesn't
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>tfw mainly jerk off to softcore porn and literotica
Truly the most patrician way to wallow in loneliness
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>tfw I just finished fapping to traps and sloppy ghetto blowjobs on Twitter
>tfw I realise that it's my birthday and I'm 26
Well, shit
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happy birthday anon, I hope you get your life together if that's what you really want. Although 26 is getting old.
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happy birthday anon
I spent my 23rd birthday completely fucked on LSD because I took way too much the night before. That has been the most pathetic birthday I've had.
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>>38156461
Thanks. Starting community college in the fall and still mentally in high school