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We fill out a Mad Libs 2017-03-03 02:36:17 Post No.35250327
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Give me an adjective.
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>>35250327
Euphoric
Orig
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>>35250360
Another Adjective please
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>>35250376
cummy
Organic comment
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DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, KIDDO.
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Damn... time to go fap.
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>>35250304
don't think about what?
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>>35250304
*thinks about it*
I really cannot understand why people like to go clubbing.
> Overpriced drinks
> lots of people confined in a small area
> Music is too loud
> long lines to get in
I've been to a couple of nightclubs myself and honestly they're not worth it.
Why do people like this shit so much
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>>35250290
I have to be honest I've enjoyed it a few times when I've gone with the right people but I've only ever gone clubbing like 6 times, its not something I do often, but I really cant understand the people who do it every friday like its some fucking religion
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>>35250317
I've been to clubs with my best friends and I pretend I was sick so I could leave 30 minutes in lol. If I could talk to women I guess I would have some fun hitting on them and all but since I cant even look them in the eye clubs are just a nono for me
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>>35250447
When I went to clubs I didnt even talk to women, the thought didnt cross my mind desu, I know thats mostly what they are for but I just talk to my friends
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I almost did it today, robots
I almost became a normalfag
>Girl goes on an hour half train trip to see me
>think I'm finally gonna lose my virginity
>She comes over
>We smoke weed together
>Ask to go to my room
>She says yes
>Holy shit
>Take her too my room
>Wanted to talk about something to break ice
>Get satanic looking ceramic piece to start a convo
>"HAHA ISNT THIS WEIRD, I KEEP FORGETTING TO THROW IT AWAY LOL"
>She freaks out
>Feel like a complete retard
>I go outside and throw out the demonic statue right then and there
>Go back inside to my room
>Talk to her a bit about random shit
>I ask her to fuck
>She still wants to fuck
>Amazing
>Take off her panties, eat her vagina
>She's moaning
>I ask to put it in after she sucks my dick
>Put on condom
>Instantly nut
>Dick won't get hard again
>We watch a movie and order food and it's awkward the whole time
I guess it just wasn't meant for me
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pretty boring story bro
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>>35250305
I'm too sad too spice it up, just laugh at my inadequacy.
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first of all, i dont respect anything posted from a phone, least of all an iphone
second of all, life is a series of disappoints and regrets
My neighbor is smoking pot. I can smell it. I just moved into the area and I've got no idea where to get weed. I'm standing next to the door so I can smell the devil's lettuce. What are you doing this night?
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>>35250232
Coke with no self control. You can get it online now buddy, get with the times haha.
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If you're sure he's smoking weed now would be a good time to ask for some, while he's stoned.
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>>35250232
Call the police if weed is illegal in your state. Report crime to help your local authority.
What is the best one liner to say after kicking someone in the balls ?
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>>35250198
That boy need therapy!
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Hope you like scrambled eggs
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jingle jingle bells, sucka
Remember when that board used to be the cultural epicenter of 4chan?
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Now it's all pre-pubescent 13 year old kids who post porn and call each other "faggots" all day
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>>35250193
>Remember when that board used to be the cultural epicenter of 4chan?
I wish it was again honestly
I hate this new politically charged 4chan with angry people and shit
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>>35250254
>Now
Schlipschloppshoobydoobop
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What age did you realize your gay?
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>>35250099
It's "you were" retarded trapposter.
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>>35250099
I fapped to the thought of sucking dicks for the first time when I was 18
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>>35250152
Who said anything about traps?
>>35250153
I fapped to gay porn when I was 16, but I didn't really believe I was gay until 23, desu.
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Why aren't you living life to the fullest right now?
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I keep getting succd for my memes
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because this is my life now
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I would if I knew what "living life to the fullest" actually meant.
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Fukkin garfunkle bullshit
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>>35249936
>garfield is a girl
Now where could my penis be?
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Is Garfield the new Shrek?
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>>35249936
Westerners were a mistake.
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I like producing music it's actually the one productive hobby I have and it's fun kinda besides all the learning shit
The only problem is I only like trap beats but I fucking hate the lyrics. I like the guns and the drugs but Jesus Christ i hate the "nigga I fucked yo bitch nigga I fucked yo bitch" shit because I really want love
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tachnyons
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>>35249916
gtfo of here traps lover.
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I want to get into making lo-fi instrumental hip hop. Where to start?
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I want to kill myself 2017-03-03 02:14:30 Post No.35249911
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I want to die but I'm scared, convince me to kill myself
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Please don't kill yourself. Why do you want to die?
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>>35249911
I hope I don't have to kill myself this summer, but I bet I'll outlast you, OP.
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>>35250906
its so stupid but i want to hurt myself so much
i start taking anti depressants soon and the only person in the universe who i care about and who "cares" about me is leaving me b/c they think its the same as getting high and using recreational drugs which i used to do a lot but quit in september and ugh i give up
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Convince me to not fap right now.
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>>35249909
You'll feel shit about yourself afterwards, if you can distract yourself your horniness we'll be gone in minutes.
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You're killing millions of potential humans.
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i'll bite your dick off if you do
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If you see a girl every day or she's part of your circle of friends, should you ask her out? How do you deal with the awkwardness when she inevitably, invariably rejects you?
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only if you're the leader of the group.
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and even then, she might reject you. and its gonna be bad. but its ok. shes still ur side. just get over it
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>>35250161
Oh, okay. I'm just another beta in my group. Well then where do I meet women? Bars seem to be the only place to pick up random women.
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Girls with interesting jobs 2017-03-03 02:11:44 Post No.35249853
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Girls with interesting jobs
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2017-03-03 02:11:44
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Would you date a data security analyst who travels for months at a time on the sea?
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As long as you have a working vagina & aren't a whore I will date you no matter what your job is
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What does dating even mean anymore desu
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>>35249853
>travels for months at a time on the sea?
I used to work in a rig. The only girls there were fucked like crazy........... And they were 4/10 at best