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>tfw you are a nobody in a sea of nobodies
Its good knowing no matter what nobody will notice. I am sure even if i did shoot a bunch of people or even murder suicided my family no one would care in the slightest.
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WOKE UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED
WHAT'S UP WITH THIS PRINCE SONG INSIDE MY HEAD
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HANDS UP IF YOU'RE DOWN TO GET DOWN TONIGHT
CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
SLEPT IN MY CLOTHES LIKE I DIDN'T CARE
HOPPED INTO A CAB TAKE ME ANYWHERE
I'M IN IF YOU'RE DOWN TO GET DOWN TONIGHT
(IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME!)
WHOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!
WHAAOAOOAOA
IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
WHAHAOOOOOAAOAOOO
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY
IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
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>be me
>go on /r9k/
>see a lot of discussion about "blacked.com"
>always thought it was a meme
>got board a couple minutes ago so I decided to go to "blacked.com"
>shits real
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Stop disregarding my husband's orders.
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>>37832461
Varg's wife has the tism, right?
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>>37832489
She's at least a sperglord
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>just get into sports or something and stop thinking about tfw no gf bro
>start liking a team 5 years ago
>tfw go on the NFL forums
>free talk Fridays are a bunch of normal fags talking about their wives and shit
reeeeeee
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chill with the coffee bro u just barely missed me
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r9k omegle thread
tags; r9k / robot9001
have fun
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whoever just pretended to be my mum that was weird bro cut it out
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sorry /sp/ anon I didnt mean to disconnect
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it's original if you misspell it
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>ooooh fuck yeah, put it on me baby, fuck me ohhhh man talk dirty to me daddy
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>daddy
How do people get off to this? Is everybody an incestuous weirdo?
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>>37832196
No, I fucked a guy last night who wanted me to call him daddy and I refused. Shit is weird and creepy.
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>tfw thought summer courses would be cool since smaller class size and shit
>EVRRY GIRL HAS FLIP FLOPS ON
How the fuck do these whore expect me to learn with their fucking sweaty feet exposed like that?!
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>>37832135
I think they expect you to be master of your domain. Nut up, pussy.
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>>37832135
holy shit those feet are cute af
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Hey fellow robots. I had sex with 12 different girls (never fucked a hoe)...Still i dont go out very much and relate a lot with this board.
I also waste a lot on time on internet...like most of my time.
I still have sex at least 2-3 times a month with fwb-ex gf tho.
Am i a robot/cyborg or not?
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>>37832100
You're a failed normie.
/thread
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>OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER
>YOUNG ENOUGH TO PRETEND
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>>37832094
EVERYBODYS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
wait i'm GOING GHOST. haunted by 2011
It is your job to sage whatever thread is left of this one. REGARDLESS OF WHO'S THREAD IT IS, RAID THAT SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW BOYS
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>gf calls me
>won't shut the fuck up for 50 minutes straight to the point i can leave the phone and come back and she won't tell
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>>37831938
can't tell*
sorry i can barely type because im paying attention to the phone convo
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>>37831938
Why are we supposed to care?
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>be me
>27, still living with mommy
>spend all night playing Overwatch competitive
>realize as I reach grandmaster that i'm finally doing something fulfilling with my life
>decide I want to celebrate with tendies
>scream for mommy as loud as I can
>MOMMY MOMMY TENDIES IN MY TUMMY
>mommy comes upstairs in a nice dress and make up on
>nottendiesattire.jpg
>"i'm going out big boy, but don't worry, mommy's friend will look after you"
>some girl called Wendy comes into my den
>she's 3 years younger than me, yet she's my slave for the night so I think i'm doing better in life
>mommy leaves and Wendy asks if I want food
>drops it on me that she's vegan
>poo poo my pants just at the thought of vegetables
>as Wendy is cleaning my bum bum, I remember my victory tendies
>I'm laying on my back, naked, in the bath as Wendy is using the shower to clean my poo poo
>assume mommy told Wendy how I live, so telling her what I want to eat is wasting precious time
>I shout FOOD in her face and spit on her a little because I thought it'd make my pee pee hard (it did)
>Wendy gets up and says she's making vegetable soup
>probably toxic
>scream with my big boy voice
>WENDY WENDY MAKE ME TENDIES
>she keep refusing and I keep screaming at her (pee pee is at full big big now)
>WENDY WENDY MAKE ME TENDIES
>white goo comes out my pee pee
>Wendy is clearly disgusted
>goes to kitchen to make tendies
>she hands me my victory food while I'm still in the bath
>I see stains on her shirt where she must have thrown up on herself, probably in disgust
>contemplate how I'll celebrate when I hit Top 500
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>>37831812
Fuck off mercy main slut
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>>37831812
quality post friend
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Women spend hours a day on their appearance and you can't even brush your teeth but being a virgin upsets you?
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>>37831788
I care a great deal about my hygiene and appearance.
Doesn't matter to women because I'm short. I've had women reject me to date unkempt unemployed drug addicts who happened to be over 6ft
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>>37831788
erm.. me being a virgin doesnt upset me. it upsets you.
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>implying most guys don't try all the basic advice people give before giving up
At least I hope so. But this is the most annoying normie response I see over and over again. "Why don't you do X? What if the problem is you?"
What I see on this board and places like r/incels more often is guys who tried lifting, tried dressing better and taking care of their appearance, tried fixing their depression, tried leaving the house, etc. and none of it worked. But they still have some block that they can't get past - they're short, their face is ugly, they're autistic, they're from a race that isn't considered attractive where they live, etc.