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I'm being forced to attend a "team bonding" seminar next week at work.
I don't know the full specifics, but I know at some point we're going to have to play that circle game where each person says some things about themselves.
fuck guys, what do I do? I can't quit, the money is too good
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>>37832689
I made the one thing about myself "I'm the type of person who doesn't want to say a damn thing about myself."

>just turned 18
>see empty boxes pilled up in the garage

This is the end for me, isn't it?
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Make a little house out of them
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>>37832736
Do this!

That way when they kick you out, you have a place to stay!
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>>37832679
harden the fuck up before it's too late

>tfw you are a nobody in a sea of nobodies

Its good knowing no matter what nobody will notice. I am sure even if i did shoot a bunch of people or even murder suicided my family no one would care in the slightest.
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WOKE UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED
WHAT'S UP WITH THIS PRINCE SONG INSIDE MY HEAD
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HANDS UP IF YOU'RE DOWN TO GET DOWN TONIGHT
CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME

SLEPT IN MY CLOTHES LIKE I DIDN'T CARE
HOPPED INTO A CAB TAKE ME ANYWHERE
I'M IN IF YOU'RE DOWN TO GET DOWN TONIGHT
(IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME!)

WHOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!
WHAAOAOOAOA
IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
WHAHAOOOOOAAOAOOO
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY
IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME

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>be me
>go on /r9k/
>see a lot of discussion about "blacked.com"
>always thought it was a meme
>got board a couple minutes ago so I decided to go to "blacked.com"
>shits real
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Stop disregarding my husband's orders.
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>>37832461
Varg's wife has the tism, right?
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>>37832489
She's at least a sperglord

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>just get into sports or something and stop thinking about tfw no gf bro
>start liking a team 5 years ago
>tfw go on the NFL forums
>free talk Fridays are a bunch of normal fags talking about their wives and shit
reeeeeee
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chill with the coffee bro u just barely missed me

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r9k omegle thread

tags; r9k / robot9001

have fun
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whoever just pretended to be my mum that was weird bro cut it out
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sorry /sp/ anon I didnt mean to disconnect

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it's original if you misspell it
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>ooooh fuck yeah, put it on me baby, fuck me ohhhh man talk dirty to me daddy
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>daddy
How do people get off to this? Is everybody an incestuous weirdo?
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>>37832196
No, I fucked a guy last night who wanted me to call him daddy and I refused. Shit is weird and creepy.

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>tfw thought summer courses would be cool since smaller class size and shit
>EVRRY GIRL HAS FLIP FLOPS ON
How the fuck do these whore expect me to learn with their fucking sweaty feet exposed like that?!
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>>37832135
I think they expect you to be master of your domain. Nut up, pussy.
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>>37832135
holy shit those feet are cute af

Hey fellow robots. I had sex with 12 different girls (never fucked a hoe)...Still i dont go out very much and relate a lot with this board.
I also waste a lot on time on internet...like most of my time.
I still have sex at least 2-3 times a month with fwb-ex gf tho.
Am i a robot/cyborg or not?
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>>37832100
You're a failed normie.
/thread

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>OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER
>YOUNG ENOUGH TO PRETEND
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>>37832094
EVERYBODYS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

wait i'm GOING GHOST. haunted by 2011

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It is your job to sage whatever thread is left of this one. REGARDLESS OF WHO'S THREAD IT IS, RAID THAT SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW BOYS
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>gf calls me
>won't shut the fuck up for 50 minutes straight to the point i can leave the phone and come back and she won't tell
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>>37831938
can't tell*

sorry i can barely type because im paying attention to the phone convo
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>>37831938
Why are we supposed to care?


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