I'm being forced to attend a "team bonding" seminar next week at work.
I don't know the full specifics, but I know at some point we're going to have to play that circle game where each person says some things about themselves.
fuck guys, what do I do? I can't quit, the money is too good
>just turned 18
>see empty boxes pilled up in the garage
This is the end for me, isn't it?
>tfw you are a nobody in a sea of nobodies
Its good knowing no matter what nobody will notice. I am sure even if i did shoot a bunch of people or even murder suicided my family no one would care in the slightest.
WOKE UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED
WHAT'S UP WITH THIS PRINCE SONG INSIDE MY HEAD
HANDS UP IF YOU'RE DOWN TO GET DOWN TONIGHT
CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
SLEPT IN MY CLOTHES LIKE I DIDN'T CARE
HOPPED INTO A CAB TAKE ME ANYWHERE
I'M IN IF YOU'RE DOWN TO GET DOWN TONIGHT
(IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME!)
IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY
IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
>go on /r9k/
>see a lot of discussion about "blacked.com"
>always thought it was a meme
>got board a couple minutes ago so I decided to go to "blacked.com"
Stop disregarding my husband's orders.
>just get into sports or something and stop thinking about tfw no gf bro
>start liking a team 5 years ago
>tfw go on the NFL forums
>free talk Fridays are a bunch of normal fags talking about their wives and shit
r9k omegle thread
tags; r9k / robot9001
it's original if you misspell it
>ooooh fuck yeah, put it on me baby, fuck me ohhhh man talk dirty to me daddy
How do people get off to this? Is everybody an incestuous weirdo?
>tfw thought summer courses would be cool since smaller class size and shit
>EVRRY GIRL HAS FLIP FLOPS ON
How the fuck do these whore expect me to learn with their fucking sweaty feet exposed like that?!
Hey fellow robots. I had sex with 12 different girls (never fucked a hoe)...Still i dont go out very much and relate a lot with this board.
I also waste a lot on time on internet...like most of my time.
I still have sex at least 2-3 times a month with fwb-ex gf tho.
Am i a robot/cyborg or not?
>OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER
>YOUNG ENOUGH TO PRETEND
EVERYBODYS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
wait i'm GOING GHOST. haunted by 2011
It is your job to sage whatever thread is left of this one. REGARDLESS OF WHO'S THREAD IT IS, RAID THAT SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW BOYS
>gf calls me
>won't shut the fuck up for 50 minutes straight to the point i can leave the phone and come back and she won't tell
sorry i can barely type because im paying attention to the phone convo