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my hairline is receding and im just 18yo, 19 years in a few months

my dad has hair and the dad of my dad too

is this because im stressed or something

can i fix this?
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sorry hairlet, youre fucked because of inferior genetics
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just hope you die before it gets worse
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>>38429924
nobody cares if your balding, as long as you're not obese, embrace it, go full bals, buy an OPPAI shirt and become one punch man

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Escapism if the main focus of my life.
I got a job so I would have money to upgrade my pc and get a better chair and stuff.
Since I got all that stuff i dont spend money any more.
My living expenses don't take a very large percentage of my fortnightly pay.
I kinda want to quit my job (not that i hate it or anything, its ok) and move back in with my mum. I know she'd be happy to have me.
Do you guys just want to spend ur whole life glued to a screen? I'm pretty sure I do. Sometimes I have doubts but i suppose thats normal.
Thank you for reading.
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NEET life isn't good for very long and then wage slavery takes a toll on you too.
Nothing in life really balances out anymore.
I've tried so hard to make things work. To bring them to balance but it always falls apart. I hate life so much.
Thank you for reading.
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You are me. Although I don't want to move back in with mom for personal reasons.
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>>38429839
what's this gif from? looks vaguely familiar.

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Why do feminists and women in general promote circumcision and abortion so much?
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wow, underdeveloped countries are exercising a practice that helps prevent STD transmission.
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I don't think that those two things are really related
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>>38429812
They can act out their hatred towards men.

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What vitamins/minerals do I absolutely need when falling for the intermittent fasting meme?
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>>38429798
i intermittent fast 5 days a week.
none.
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>>38429798
You need all of them. Essential vitamins and minerals are essential for a reason. And you should get them from food, not from pills.
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>>38429798
You don't need any to supplement, just eat healthy meals when you finally eat.

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I'm a girl and I never had social media, but I lost a lot of weight and now I want to make an Instagram and have beta orbiters
So how do I start from nothing? lol
I think I'm pretty now but I don't have a life so the pictures are all in my house
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>>38429772
Kill yourself and upload it to instagram
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>>38429772
I doubt you're pretty. You have no life. You WANT beta orbiters. You don't do social media. Yeah I bet you're average maybe a little on the ugly side and know just the right angles and faces to make/makeup to wear to make yourself appear doable. But you aren't. Ya ain't shit, baby girl. Now get out
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>>38429772
pics or there's not much we can say m8

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>be in last year of high school, still living with my parents

>Have straight A's, pretty fit, have a normal amount of friends

> Mother starts shit talking me, telling me I'm a lazy piece of shit because I didn't apply for a summer job like the rest of my friends and she starts telling me I'm going to fuck up my grades and that I'm a failure

> Don't even get mad but I take my portion of the dinner she just made and throw in the trash bin.

>She starts hitting me and slaps me really hard so I restrain her and then hit her very lightly(didn't hurt) on the cheek to disrespect her

> After that she gave up but I still took the kitchen matt and threw it out of the window and then took the dish soap and squirted it all on the floor. As final revenge I threw water on the floor and the dust she had just collected from cleaning the kitchen.

During all of this I never showed physical signs of anger nor did I higher my voice, only extremely disrespect her to the point she started to cry a little.

Is this fucking normal? If not how do I stop being psycho?
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seems pretty normal to me
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You both sound pretty retarded
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>>38429782
Are you ironic?

>>38429787
Why?

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>tfw ugly girl you ignored got really hot now
hold me lads
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>>38429749
No, you get to live with this
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>>38429749
It's okay anon, it's not your fault.

You couldn't know.

You can't blame yourself. You couldn't fucking know!
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>>38429749
>ugly girl
>got really hot now
You mean that she lost few lbs, applied 40 lbs of whoreish make up and now she seems "hot"?
Otherwise i can't compute how someone ugly can become "hot".

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Why do people care wether comsenting adults take their own life? People who want to die should do it. It is more merciful than forcing them to live on through whatever hell is making them want to kill themselves. Its too bad.i wish i could start an organization of post 18 year euthanasia center.
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I concur, this world is too selfish and run by a corrupt elite regardless of left or right politics.
They will keep us alive because we serve some monetary purpose to the powers that be.
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no one is stopping you from killing yourself. You could do it right now
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>>38429768
Thats not what i mean. There are always people outside.of the internet that try and will stop you from killing yourself. So many programs and services at the disposal to force you to continue living here in america. And when you do fail,you are put into a stigma of weakness and pity that only worsens the current existence. There should be a place that gives those people that want to die a chance to.

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Do you guys do anything to make you feel important?

I have a seperate identity for my trap beats and I have a YouTube I have to regularly update videos on, I have a twitter with 400 (so far) followers and a soundcloud and I'm gonna make some stuff for beat outlets.
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>>38429703
I am a GM on a popular WoW private server. Does that count?
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I have a video on youtube that has 170k views
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i have made several pepes and wojaks that are being regularly posted on /r9k/ and /pol/

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Can you guys comfort me? I was lying in bed trying to sleep, when I was seized by a horrifying thought. I've thought of this before, but I've managed to push it away from my mind. What scared me so much was the idea that after death our consciousness is stuck in our bodies. And then after our bodies rot away, the remains of our body, even the smallest particles contain our consciousness scattered throughout the parts. And so forever we'll be trapped and unbearably tortured, buried alive and unable to move. This is the most horrifying scenario I can imagine. I think I can come to terms with dying and not being a conscious entity ever again after i die, in fact it 's even comforting at times, but this is unbearable. I'm wide awake now, looks like I won't be able to sleep for a while. I'm so sorry if this is incoherent/a shitty blogpost. Can someone convince me that this won't happen? Has anyone felt similarly? Can I at least have some (You)s? And I'm sorry for putting scary thoughts into anybody's head
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>>38429625
That is a pretty horrific thought. I remember losing sleep over something similar as a kid. Hope the thought passes soon, have a funny screenshot
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>>38429625
It's true op.
I'd know.
I am a dead person typing.
I'm buried in some kind of forest.
I'm scared and i just want to eat some tendies while listening to Skynrd please help me
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>>38429722
Thanks it's nice to know others have had similar thoughts

>>38429738
FUCK

I'm sorry but pic related was the best i could do

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>Simo Hayha lived all his life as a bachelor.

His height: 5'3" (1.6m for Europeans)

You can be the most successful sniper of all time and a national hero that everyone in your country looks up to, but if you're a manlet - less than 6'2" - Stacies absolutely will not fuck you.
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>>38429545
half of his face got torn off in combat considering that would have fucked up his looks I think that is what screwed him over.
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Bitter lanklet virgins really have been out in full force lately. What happened this time, OP?
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>>38429587
Nothing, I'm 5'9" myself. I used to eschew MGTOW but I'm rethinking my position on that every day

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Tomorrow is finally the day. I'm going to end my own life. I bought over 2 g's of morphine and I am ready.

I'm going to try to try to make today the best day I possibly can. Play a ton of vidya (probably some parasite eve on ps1) then take my normal dose of 900mg of morphine and enjoy some great nods for a couple hours then plug the rest and drift into a deep sleep.

I'm excited, but also nervous. This has been a long time coming.

Any final words to a fellow robot, anons?
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>>38429496
Cya, faggot. Sometimes suicide is the right option, but it almost always isn't. Seriously consider what you're doing. You can only kill yourself once. Try to get your life back on track if you can, and kill yourself if that doesn't work
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In case anyone wanted to see Lauren southens camel toe.
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It is your life. It is your choice to end it .Once you die,all responsibility is lost. No more consequences. I am happy for you.

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girlfriend says i need to marry her or she's gonna leave

i've never believed in marriage, i think it's a trap and it's really bad especially for men, but at the same time i don't wanna lose her and i don't want to be alone

what do?
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if you don't wanna marry her, don't

not that hard
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>>38429455
>what do?
leave this board and ask /adv/
dumb normalfags
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>>38429464
fpbp, /thread, >>>/out/, etc.

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>be me
>anxiety about getting my hair cut
>just don't want to talk to a barber the whole time
>curly messy hair so most barbers fuck it up anyway
>end up growing my hair out
>start wearing it in a bun
>girls love it
>literally get approached on the street by random roasties telling me they love my hair
>"man bun" thing stops being a thing
>becomes a target of scorn instead
>just wanted the hair out of my eyes

>tfw you want to get a haircut but don't even know where to go or what to do
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what an awful awful thread
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Wear it down?
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>have manbun
>don't give a shit if people like it or not
feels good you stupid faggot

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>muh muh plant just a plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's just a plant muh plant muh plant muh planet
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Does it make you sad that nobody has replied to your shitty b8 thread?
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>>38429399

I think all druggies should die OP.
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It's just a plant faggot, I'm like a vegitarian

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