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>>39257863
well at least you're finally starting to face yourself and come to terms with your inadequacy. Its good to have a realistic sense of who you are.

>>39257863
you're literally me except i've been too delusional to face reality. holy shit.

i'm glad you were born anon. You're alright.

it's weird how someone being honest about themself is enough to force you to be honest about your own weaknesses.

The other day i was talking to this really cute petite chick and i was going to ask her out but i couldn't, man. Shit sucks. It's like imagine having such low self esteem that you sort of become Tomoko or Kefka and think you're too good for everything. I haven't talked to a girl in a social setting for several years man. It's always some wagie or some dudes gf.


You'll figure it out.

>>39257863
>only like one woman
>actually have courage to approach her
>get rejected
Maybe there's no escaping robotdom.

Why can't I get over her?

>>39257838
Lube that ass and push back when he cums in that boyhole

>>39257838
Don't hesitate. Be courageous. Subject her to yourself. Even if you do something wrong, if you're confident about it she'll think "he must do this every time" and things will go more smoothly

Just admit you're a virgin.
If a girl decides she's going to have sex with you, finding that out won't stop her.
Tell her when you get to the point that you're taking your pants off.
Don't look proud you're a virgin, but don't look like a pitiful little shit.

>>39257711
Just got reminded that this was a thing.

Rick & normie never ceases to amaze me

The only good thing that came out of that was muscular Summer.

>>39257711
God doesn't exist tho

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>claims to be on 4chan for 10 years
>doesn't know the boards

>>39257634
No but I here there's a gore board here filled with elite hackers who might help. I think it's called /hr/ or something

>>39257675
i was around in the days of operation apocalypse beta

>>39257592
srape it with a knife dumbass

>>39257592
as a kid i used to hate burned bread but now i always burn my bread a bit when i eat it
maybe im just a bitter person

I like it with lots of butter :3

Simply experience speaking to one IRL

>>39257597
this
they are cancerous and cringy irl

its such a turn-off when girls are self-aware of their cuteness.

>>39257555
I would kill those who don't check triples

>>39257555
ehhh nice try FBI
you'll learn one day how to b8 post correctly maybe

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>>39257555
Would never go on a killing spree cause I'm not a murderer.
A rape spree on the other hand..? Qt Stacies that look like this, Always wondered why Eliot didn't just do that beforehand

>>39257408
I got klonopin first try. It's really not hard to get but some doctors wont give any drugs that will get you high.

>>39257408
Not benzos they don't

>>39257427
Sometimes they do but they can also tell if you walk into their office wanting and expecting to get prescribed something recreational

Go aggro or lose her forever. Good luck

>>39257389
call her and set up a date right now dude

>>39257389
Go on low key dates like lunch and stuff. Things you see yourself doing with friends but not girlfriends.
Text her every once in a while. Just to check how(not what) she's doing.
If something nice happens about your day, give her a text about it. Things like "I found 5 bucks in my pocket" and shit like that.

Good. the world doesn't need dumb fucks

>>39257415
As if I don't already know

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>>39257350
>tfw finished high school
>still can't do basic arithmetic
Wew

I do but she lets me.

>>39257356
Assuming you are a
>female
Would you say that upon finding out this guy was dating your friend, did he become more sexually attractive to you?

>>39257394
I am female yes. I'm not sure what you mean by find out since it's not like I got with this guy and then found out he was with my friend. My friend just offers to share him sometimes like if I'm feeling down. I wouldn't say I'm more attracted to him but he's more attractive as a guy for having a gf and being able to take care of me as well.

>>39257290
>Give it to me straight anons. Is nofap just a meme placebo?
It depends on how much you're currently fapping. If it's several times a day you might see some positive improvements, if it's less probably not.

>>39257290
Nofap won't turn you into a normie, but if you supplement it with healthy lifestyle habits, you'll see a difference. You'll get to a point where you don't have time to jerk off because you're so into /improving/

>>39257329
But if fapping doesnt take much time out of your day anyway and you already focus on self improvement, does it really do anything? People make it seem that quitting fapping and porn permanently cures you of brain fog, anxiety, gives confidence (which desu is probably just the horniness and could be creepy).

>>39257165
We had this thread months ago and the conclusion was that /r9k/ is too fucking stupid to realize what pharmacists do and that they couldn't achieve that degree if they fucking tried.

>>39257197
>duur put bills in da baggie

>>39257214
see? I'm right

>>39257158
Feel joy that another scumbag is no longer among the living.

>>39257196
Before his death I might have agreed with you.
But I don't think I can celebrate death.
Wasted potential isn't something to celebrate.

>>39257232
You certainly can and should celebrate death. When you kill off cancer you celebrate.

>>39257153
Best countries for chads: every country
Best countries for robots: none of them

>>39257231
surely if i'd ask you if you would rather live in chad central of the world spain or a nice sleepy country like sweden or finland, you wouldn't be like "whatever"

>>39257301
Spainbot here. I'm not sure why you think Spain is a Chad paradise... I have lived in the US, it is worse there. And I thought Latvia was pretty comfy when I lived there too