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>be me
>invite out a roastie
>let's meet up somewhere and do something
>she agrees
>time comes, I text her, she don't reply
>she sends me a text 4 hours later saying she fell asleep
>months go by
>invite her out again
>same thing happens
>went out to buy a video game
>bumped into one of those high school "friends" that you never see after you graduate who happens to be a Chad
>roastie finds out that I know Chad
>texts me out of nowhere asking me to hang out with them now
thoughts?
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i think you're pretty pathetic.
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Just ignore her and tell her you fell asleep lol that'll show her to be a cunt
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>>38869519
Well, don't accept, obviously
Don't be desperate
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How much do you earn? 2017-08-05 04:07:34 Post No.38869518
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I made about 6k last year. Zero hour contracts, I get called up at 5pm, "go to to this warehouse". So I get the bus, get there for 7pm, shovel shit around a warehouse, finish at 4am. Spend 3 hours wage getting a taxi home because the next bus is two hours after I finish.
Got student loan and child support threatening bailiffs and prison respectively. Genuinely close to suicide. I have to be creative, signed on at the job centre because they offer free bus passes, I'd have no way to travel to work without that lifeline. I would like to have a girlfriend but it's never going to happen. I feel crushed inside but I have to keep going. On my days off I apply for jobs online and sleep a lot, because I forget I'm hungry when I'm sleeping. I'm forced to steal biscuits and toilet paper from the places I work.
I keep telling myself things will get better but it's hard. No-one will help me so I need to help myself. I'm alive and that means things could get better one day.
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>>38869518
Sauce
Orignaly orignal e
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About 0 per year
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>>38869518
>Child support
Is it any wonder why I don't talk to women ever at all
I'm in ur situation minus the bailiffs and prison.
I live at home and pay mummy rent, drive to and from my trashball job and grind fitness so I can get into the chairforce next April
I hope to god this works out. If I end up divorced somehow I've already sworn to off myself on the spot. I'll do myself in the fucking solicitors office with scissors.
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I wanna buttfuck a femanon really hard :/
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buttfucking is overrated. eating a girl's sweaty asshole is where it's at.
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>>38869608
Why exactly are you here again?
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>>38869608
>mfw i've eaten a girls ass before it was cool
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Get it off your chest.
Dear A,
I wish things could go back to the way they were.
You and I had something quite meaningful, at least to me.
All those years, now suddenly meaningless. I'm sure you moved on, maybe you met someone else. Given that you haven't tried to contact me I presume that you have forgotten me.
What happened to you? Something in you changed. I'd say for me, it changed in late 2015. You used to be this sweet, caring person, but towards the end of our friendship, you turned into a bitter, selfish, empty person. You seem to care about nobody but yourself.
You threw away something which could have turned into something really quite special, so I hope it was worth it for you.
I do miss you.
-J
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I'm getting fed up with you. You've got to admit to your feelings of wanting to use me as nothing more than a dicksheath or else there will be no closure for either one of us soon.
I will lose you "as a friend" but I can deal with it, I've been alone for longer than you.
I'd care about your feelings if you didn't manipulate as you did, we weren't friends, I saw right through your games but I deluded myself into thinking this time would be different, that you wouldn't be that kind of person.
You're all the same. Some are just better at hiding it, more emotionally intelligent than your dumb ass.
The only way to win at this mindfuckery you all enjoy is not participating in it. It's always the same. I confront you only to get the same answer variations... who's the real hivemind? Do you still hold those beliefs?
>b-but it was just a joke! you're on your period...crazy, crazy!!
>you've caught me, go fuck yourself you fat whore, I didn't like you anyway!
Am I "leading you on" for engaging in what you've assured me is just friendship? Why do you keep saying those things then?
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don't you dare doing i think you are going to do. don't fucking dare.
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Dear L,
I know it was fucked up that I yelled out your little sister's name during sex, but it's not like I fucked her or anything. OK, there was that one time in the pool we got drunk and I watched her play with herself and cum, but I never touched her, ever. Anyway, she doesn't even want me so don't be so hung up on it. When she carved my name into her arm with a razor, it was just because she was mad at you.
Anyway, I understand this stuff freaked you out and that's why you dumped me. But I still want to get back together with you. By the way, your sis keeps coming over here drunk dressed in your clothes and telling me I should "pretend she was you." Maybe next time I will.
Why is gay/tranny porn mixed in with straight porn on sites?
A straight person doesn't want to see that shit, why is there no button to click to filter this shit out?
Why isn't there GAY ONLY websites for faggots. Why does I have to look through fag shit when I"m looking up porn?
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>>38869444
I used to feel like you.
Then I had the urge to check out gay porn just to make sure I didn't like it.
This then escalated to watching gay porn and straight.
Years later I masturbate only to gay.
It rewires your brain
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xhamster has this I think
They also have the best recommended videos for you below the one you clicked on
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>>38869444 (trips)
>dumb frogposter watches 3d porn
>have 2 drinks
>hungover the entire next day
How do people still love alcohol?
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>>38869415
They're not all lightweight and/or underaged faggots like you. Tell me they were something heavy at least, if you have a hangover after 2 beers there's a problem
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>>38869415
I drank 12 tall boys last night and I'm up and feeling great right now. I'm about to go meet my girlfriend for lunch. Sucks to suck, sucker
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>>38869415
He probably doesn't understand that there's a difference with hungover and jonesing.
Or he's just always dehydrate.
Or maybe he is lightweight but he meant two vodka tonics or something powerful enough to make two of them seem like a six pack.
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Name this picture for me
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>>38869392
>fortheants.jpg
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>>38869392
fightingForColonizationRights.jpg
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>mfw I pay to lick hookers feet with wagie tax money
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>>38869335
how much do you pay? do they think its weird? do you also ask to get cummies too?
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>>38869335
>mfw I pay to lick hookers feet
Yeah enjoy anon
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>>38869357
35 bong for half an hour
They think it's weirf but I don't really care
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Wagecuck here. Just got done shooting pic related for website of dealership.
What do you do for a living anon?
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I collect rent and other types of payments, honestly.
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>>38869321
I manage a hedge fund
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Porsche Boxster Roadster
that is a cuckmobile
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Imagine a parallel world where you succeeded in life and could actually get to bang hot chicks for real!
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imagine a parallel world where i just kill whoever and whenever i want.
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>>38869283
>actually get to bang hot chicks for real
Imagine only caring about something as useless as this
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>>38869584
imagine being so lonely you start to hate the idea of other people existing
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How do guys get cute gfs when all the cute girls are taken?
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Know the difference between cute,pretty and hot
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>>38869274
>right
unnnf!
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>>38869274
>implying I want a qt
I would be more than happy with a below average gf
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I've been doing literally nothing for the past 2 months. I can't find ANYTHING that would keep me occupied.
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try to find how many times you could beat your meat in a day.
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>literally nothing
Not possible
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>>38869151
libido is almost non-existant
>>38869155
refreshing boards on 4chan doesn't count
Sup neetfucks?
I just got a $20 tip, something that you faggots will never experience.
Suck my long hard cock.
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no you didn't because it's 3:43am
you probably googled the new money and got this pic
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>>38869138
babby made his first $20
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>>38869138
>So poor that just 20$ makes happy
>CAD$
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l sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
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>>38869041
how the fuck was that not taken by the filter
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l sexualIy identify as an attack helicopter.
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Sure feels like summer in here
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Anons, how do you handle with rejections? 2017-08-05 03:35:40 Post No.38869037
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Anons, how do you handle with rejections?
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> Met this girl, thought she would finally bring me happiness
> Texted her everyday for 2 weeks
> Finally asked her out for dinner
> Said yes (probably out of pity)
> She kept mentioning "its not a date" on numerous occasions before the day
> Went to dinner with her, wasn't bad, had a great time and talked a lot and made her laugh a bunch
> Came home, she texted me that she had a good time
> next day she stops replying to my texts
> she comes online a lot but never look at my messages or reply to them
> when she does reply, she told me her friends made fun of her for going on a "date" with a fat Pathetic fuck like me
> Now it takes her a few hours up to a full day to reply to my texts
Fucking christ this shit happens everytime i have my hopes up that something good might finally happen to me. I cant handle it anymore anons. How do you handle with rejections?
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>still texting her after she pulls that fat pathetic fuck shit
She wants to make it seem like you're the problem. It's your fault she's being made fun of. Don't fall for it. The least she could do is shoot straight and tell you that she isn't interested, but most roasties don't have the courage to, so she'll make you feel like shit untill you stop talking to her.
>How do you guys deal with rejection
I don't. Why do you think I'm on /r9k/?
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>>38869135
Thanks, man. I really appreciate that. Im just pathetic sometimes
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>>38869037
Start to build some self respect. Block and delete her number, start lifting to improve yourself. You won't win with women until you feel happy with yourself, whether that be body image or something else.