>ywn experience female masturbation
why'd I have to get the pleasureless chromosome?
tak gerl hormomes
>>35331319
>growing tits and hips will magically give you more nerve endings in your penis
i'll gladly give up that for never experiencing menstruation or menopause or pregnancy
>tfw no bib bfbib
why is dracula in star trek?
Who here /bossk/
>that tfw when no gf friend
>>that tfw
>gf friend
GTFO my board normie
>>35331012
cuck
origineineleelasdad
ITT: stupid things normies say
>"Chad is having a down day, it must be hard for him having such severe depression"
FUCKING HELL THATS NOT HOW DEPRESSION FUCKING WORKSSS REEEEEEEEEE
>thats not how depression works
It actually doesnt work at all. Depression is just a term made by jews to get money by pumping you up with experimental mind controlling drugs.
>Stacey says she has "no friends" to three of her friends at the start of class
It's not like robots know how depression works either.
>boohoo I have no gf
is not depression.
>Matched with this hot MILF
What do robots?
>>35330893
She looks like an old slut
>MILF
Enjoy your autism children and taking care of her current kids. Also she'll lose any looks she currently has in the next 5 years
>>35330893
get a job and stop browsing a japanese anime site from 2005 every week of your life
>>35330935
>Japanese anime
You do understand that the definition of anime is Japanese animation?
Why does link look so feminine and queer is this some kind of psy op, basically what did they mean by this?
Link is a FtM biromantic pansexual wolfkin confirmed
>>35330866
In east asian countries, it is considered attractive for a man to look very feminine.
He is meant to blur the line between boy and man, thereby appealing to children and adults equally at the same time. Link has never been really been masculine looking.
Why no one talk to me, why I'm always the one that needs to start the conversation if I want to talk to people?
>>35330841
Your Pepe is REALLY fucking me up if I look directly at it. Even in my peripheral vision, it kind of hurts my eyes. I don't like it at all. My eyes keep trying to focus on it, and my brain's just not having it.
I don't appreciate this, anon. In return, I leave you this present.
>>35330841
you ugly senpai
>got really drunk with my sister
>told my sister I always liked her and I wanted to date her
>she says she likes me too and we kiss
>wake up next day
>realize what happened
>sister seems to remember too
>she's been avoiding me
>don't know what to do
Did I ruin our relationship in one swoop?
>>35330828
You have to go talk to her about this, not us. If the feelings are there, it should work out.
You dun goofed. Now you have to rape her.
will take years to fix this if its fixable
you fucked up hard
Lets not have a gobshite thread for once
>>35330825
delete this. making two threads just causes diversity and less people are therefore interacting.
>>35330902
I don't care, lad
Who else /terminallyill/ here?
>Who else /terminallyill/ here?
life is not considered to be terminal illness
More socially crippled
not me i am not ill lol
How do I frog post properly?!
HOW COME EVERYONE ELSE GETS IT?!
gotta be authentic kid. be the johnny cash of frogposting
>>35330735
Are you telling me to simply be myself?
>>35330725
>save a bunch of frog pictures on your phone
>go to 4chan on your phone (Phonepost)
>In the span of 10 seconds, type some random thought that you wanted to get off your chest like some stacy would
>Post a frog picture associated somewhat with that thought
>Last but MOST importantly, do not respond to anyone in the thread. Simply post your initial phone shit post, and put your phone away
>Do not post anything else; do not read anyone's comments
>Repeat these steps in 30 minutes or so
What other types of Chads have you encountered, robots?
>>35330718
Fuccboi*
originarudorandodesu
>>35330718
I haven't met any of these personally (except my old school bully may have become a Bad Boy), but it's a good list anyway:
>Athletic Chad: plays sports for his living. has subtypes, such as Surfer Chad which is common in California
>Bad Boy Chad: stereotypically has dark eyes and hair. commits crimes but doesn't usually get caught or at least avoids punishment. abusive (especially physically)
>Banker Chad: works in a successful finance company, for example on Wall Street. very rich. is typically like Patrick Bateman but less crazy
>Gay Chad: unlike other Chad types, he's after other Chads, but women still admire him. typical careers: actor, singer, model, some can be athletes
>Helper Chad: genuinely friendly and wants to help others. typical careers: teacher, doctor, firefighter, paramedic. can also volunteer
>Rich Kid Chad: shows off his wealth and lives basically like NEET except sometimes appears in college or in his father's company where he has a "job"
>>35331227
Fuckboys are usually anxious and depressed because they are being objectified.
>live in america
>no jobs
>>35330679
leftypol fuck off
>>35330698
I just want to stop being a neet.
>>35330698
>Leftypol
You can b lftistnwithout going there. Most of his board benefits for muh gibmedats hichniw hardly conservative is it. If your a rightist your probably a crab bucket mentality cnservative Wayne or failed Normie's or NEET and need to /get out/
Do we have any bisexual robots. How did you know you was, what gender are you, what are your experiences with it and do you like the fact that you are bi
>>35330662
>gender
boy
>how did you know?
even as a kid I thought both girls and boys were cute
>do you like the fact?
love it but I can never let my family find out
>>35330662
no we do not, you faggots worse than poltards, you are pure, concentrated cancer
The fact that i'll never have same sex relations makes me feel like some tumblerite whenever i say i'm """bi"""
Like i'm some 14 year old girl just pretending.
I just want my feminine penis, i don't want to shag some faggot
No i don't like it.
Why should I keep living?
Nothing really satisfies me anymore; work is fucking terrible, and I'll never get a better job; I can't relax, haven't actually been able to relax after I entered my teens, I would always have school work, even if I got it done, I'd still have more, same applies now with work ; I'm a fucking retard, I struggle with basic math, I wear a casio calculator watch for a reason; I don't like people, and with the way I go in life, I know I'll never get a girl friend, and if I did, I'd never be able to hold a steady relationship. One thing that stops me from anheroing' is the fact I have a mom, and dad that still love me, I don't want to hurt them by killing myself, but I also don't really see a point in life anymore.
halp robot friends :^(
>i'll never get a better job waaah
man fuck you, the rest I understand but literally anyone can improve/change their work ethic
>>35330692
Not if you have shitty education.
>>35330724
what does that mean, annon?