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Looking for a fembot to move in with me. I'm a mid 20s white guy, tall, fit, have a career, not autistic. Basically looking for a live-in maid to cook and clean. Sex does not have to be a part of this although I am open to it.
Contact me at [email protected]
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Where do yo live and how much do you pay?
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East coast.
I'm not paying you. The benefit for you is that you live here for free.
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People who wait to flush the toilet once at the very end are FUCKING DISGUSTING. Not only are you sitting above a marinating soup of your own shit and piss the whole time, you increase the chances of clogging the toilet if you flush everything at once. So do every once a favour and flush after every turd and every couple pulls of toilet paper. The extra $1.50 you will have to spend on water at the end of every month will be well worth it!
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should i masturbate for a couple hours or play video games r9k?
I'm at an impass. That being said i could bounce on a dildo while playing video games too.
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>anime poster
>>>r/anime
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>>39265840
>I'm at an impass. That being said i could bounce on a dildo while playing video games too.
Dumb sissy white boi.
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>another day wasted doing nothing
who here /nofuture/ ?
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>>39265810
I can predict your future, would like a reading?
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Real talk here.
Is it better to have a relationship with another male than to have one with a roastie?
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>>39265805
/r9gay/ at his full potential.
Read books, do actually something of your life instead of going prison gay, this is not you, it's the despair.
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>>39265805
I wish I was gay
But I don't want to suck dick or getting fucked in my ass
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>>39265805
>the chad top
>the virgin bottom
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>be the puppet of israel
>go to a stupid war to kill innocent people and make israel rich
>end up living as a homeless
explain this americans
also, if they have been in a war, they got a lot of money
where is that money
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>wish girl happy birthday on facebook
>she gets 30+ facebook messages
>only reacts to 3 of them
>love reacts mine
what does this mean? do i finally get to be happy? Or am I just taking retarded emojis to seriously.
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>>39265727
probably just taking the piss but could be into you
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>>39265727
>what does this mean?
most likely nothing other than appreciation
do i finally get to be happy?
stop thinking girlfriend=happiness, you're setting yourself up for a bad bitchslap from reality
Or am I just taking retarded emojis to seriously.
Most likely.
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>>39265727
she is expecting the bepis
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Any of you lads write songs or poems to cope? I alwyas put mine through a text to speech translator cause my voice sucks and can't play any instruments though. I recommend you do the same, robots, it really gets me teary eyed to hear it out of someone else's mouth.
(Some kind of goal)
Good god knows with love that I've tried my best
Good god knows theres got to be some kind of love in this chest
Theres got to be some kind of twin soul
Good god there must be some kind of goal
Good god, I can't live on this damn social path
Good god I'm doomed to be another sociopath
There's gotta be some kind of love for me to be found
But maybe it's me who lacks some chemical compound
I know I'll never find a real connection
I know in love I never will be
I know I'll never find the right direction
I know sex is not all it's cracked up to be
But Good god love is all I've ever wanted
And Good god do I feel haunted
by this emptiness that's inside of me
Good God is this really how it ends for me?
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WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS
when why what how
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>>39265676
How dare you refer to my highness in such a condescending manner!
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>there are literal fat, ugly, poor guys with gfs
>/r9k/ has failed somehow
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This baffles me sometimes. I was wondering about this just earlier today. How the fuck am I so repulsive. I'm not even ugly or stupid. I have pretty much everything one could ask for, besides height I guess, but I see plenty of shorter guys who have friends and girlfriends. 5'7 is average in my country.
Like what the fuck is so wrong with me that even being a completely average person, and above average at a lot of things, I still manage to repel every single person I interact with. How does this happen. Please someone tell me cause I think and think about it and I don't fucking get it.
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Post pics of girls you know and want to fuck. Let's see what taste /r9k/ has in grills
I'll start
>(implying she'd even talk to me)
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Lads, what is love like? It seems very hard to conceptualize!
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loving someone else requires a bit of unmitigated happiness towards life itself. And a bit of naiveness.
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>>39265477
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_basis_of_love
'Ere ya go matey.
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>>39265551
There is more to life than science.
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>walking alone on the street
>people behind you start laughing
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Not being self-aware comes in handy sometimes.
Though i only wish i weren't self aware.
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Who /postingfromashitter/ here?
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lol nice pink toilet, faggot
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right here big dog
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>>39265360
porco rosso is the best studio ghibli film
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>>39265441
Eh. It's ok. Its good just not as good as I had hoped it'd be. Didn't keep my attention.
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>>39265360
Family Guy, the Simpsons, and Futurama are all shit. Yes, all seasons of them, none of this "but the early ones were good!" bullshit.