How would you service this goddess?
>>37739065
would you think less of me if I said yes?
stop debasing yourself and others you wretch
it's hard enough to stop fapping right now to this without knowing some annoying anon is laughing about it
>>37739065
I'm going to need a source on that you bastard
without browsing /r9k/ side by side
>lunch room filled up to the brim
>only seat visible is in a table full of shitty stacies
>suck it up and sit in there
>they laugh at me
>they leave
>tfw you're the professional pussy repeller
>>37739028
I'm lucky enough to where i'm in a small school where every lunch class everyone just sits in the exact same seat all year. It's like a schoolwide mutual agreement
>>37739115
MODS a baby found his way onto the internet!
>>37739199
When someone pisses them-self when there's an 18 year old on this board.
I think that makes you the baby for crying about it.
Do you currently have a girlfriend? Males only.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13201877
noone bumped my thread
>haven't talked directly to a girl other than my mom in over two years
>college dropout, at lowest point of depression
>search for course online and find a roastie stuck all day at an office being forced to reply to me or else she is fired
Who else here /livingthelife/?
>>37738963
poor amy
She'll probably ignore anything that isn't related to her job, but if anything interesting happens post it. I seem to remember some guys on /lit/ doing something similar on the B&N website
CHAD PROBLEMS:
>TFW the manlet normie manager didn't hire you even though you were qualified
>TFW people look at you and expect you to look at them with a smile
>TFW failed Chads/NORMIES try to start shit with you for no reason
and i think i discovered that i'm afraid of cabs
>be in dream
>i had to go to a fucking place
>stopped a taxi
>tell the driver the directions
>get to a red light and told him to go forward
>always watching the taxi meter
>fucking number starts going way to fast
>mfw i don't have that much money to pay a fucking taxi
>reached fucking country side and the meter was on 99999
>kill me now
>we missed the placed that i needed to go
>we head back to to city
>meter on 99999999
>i was sweating like a pig because i didn't have enough money
>the ride never ended
>woke up
mfw i realized that i'm afraid of taxi meters
>It's always been like that
Why shills and normalfags keep saying that? And why do they use that as argument to be selfish/do nothing to change the present?
Yeah, tought so!
>Bitch all my grandmas dead
>so ain't nobody praying for me, I'm on your head
>search "New Lunar 2017" on YouTube
>mfw
>>37738746
is this like a "webcam video from" thing?
.....
oh! Close, but not quite
really makes me think
Butts and poo
Poobutts
>TFW brainlet, can't into math
How can i make decent money and get pussy for fuck fuck? i don't want to wash dishes.
>>37738684
dont. just give up. i did it. still a sad piece of shit but at least im not a whiny sad piece of shit
>>37738684
>sell yourself on the corner
>use that money towards paying prostitutes for access to their vaginas
>??????
>profit
So this is my situation. I went to college in the fall but dropped out not because It was too hard, but because I have terrible attention problems and can really only focus on things I enjoy, and I really despised school because it was boring as shit.
Pretty early in the semester I gave up and stopped going to class and fell into a deep depression where I would sleep all day and only go out at night to get high.
After the semester ended I came back home to become an electrician and I missed the social element of college a lot, but at the same time felt relieved that I would never have to spend more time in a boring classroom learning arbitrary information that had absolutely zero real world application, and would quickly be in and out of training school, and making my own way in the world doing something I enjoyed.
So here's where things get screwy. Just recently I was prescribed adderall, and with this medication I feel like I have the focus needed to perform decently in school. I'd regain the social elements of living on campus, and my parents are trying to even bribe me with a $7000 car.(cars are my biggest passion) but at the same time, I looked at the list of majors, and there aren't really any that interest me ( all the good ones require calculus or chemistry which even with adderall I couldn't make myself pay attention to), and to top it off even if I were to get a degree in one of I'd most likely be making less money than I was as an electrician, and doing something I enjoyed much less.
So all in all, I am utterly perplexed what to do. My future seemed laid right out in front of me, such a simple path to success living at home while attending electrician school and becoming employed as one after 8 months,(which is my dream job)
but now I also have the option of returning to school , which I could potentially hate for a potentially useless degree just for a car I love.
What should I do?!!?!
>>37738651
Don't go back to college OP. Clearly you don't want to. Getting a car from your parents is the shittiest reason for forceing several years of struggling to get a degree you don't want upon yourself.
You said the electrician thing will take only 8 months, tell your parents you could always go to college after completing that.
>tfw you will never have a straight bf
>tfw gay people are degenerate as fuck
how do I seduce a boy
Lot of us on r9k are prison gay. You should be able to know who to target at work or whatever.
My crush likes Pajeets! What the fuck do I do?!
>>37738574
Go shit in the road
What's her name anon, asking for a friend