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Do you remember what the greatest boner in your life was from?
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>>37847361
Here you go.
This is itt

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so I have $250 to my name including overdraft and maxed credit cards. Im a 26 year old virgin, haven't tried dating since 10th grade. Should take out all that money, buy a gram of heroin and shoot it all -- the beautiful inducing suicide?
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>>37847344
What a coincidence, I'm also a 26 year old virgin except I have way more money than you so I can get more heroin.
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>>37847344
invest all of it in memecoins.

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Serious.

Any robots here vape? Aside from the fedora memes. Is it better than cigarrettes? I am thinking of getting one. I don't wanna smoke cigs because they have horid odor and ash and, buds.
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then why not just not smoke anything? Be healthy for a change.
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>>37847345
I can't. I smoke a pack. Dunhill Light ones. I play excessive video games and watch anime. I need simulation.

I want to turn a cute and innocent girl into a cock-addicted semen demon.
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why, there's already enough of those around...

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>moderators actually have to step in to stop /r9k/ from being colonized by /soc/ rejects
>this place is unironically a sewer of failed normans who post their pictures and try to bait "femanons" into responding to them

A pity, eh lads?
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>so new he didn't know mods have to regularly put up a sticky explaining this is neither /soc/ nor /adv/
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>>37847155
That picture looks extremely interesting
anyone have any info about it? What event is it depicting
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>>37847208
It's the British East India Company.

https://americanaffairsjournal.org/2017/05/new-class-war/

the New York City Parks Department made a statement that it "stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small."
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>unpermitted
how do I go about applying for an erection permit
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>>37847920
post a weiner pic, be sure to include face so we know who to issue the permit to

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should i stop this hate against girls?
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>>37846968
Why? The bitch in OP got what she deserved. You may ask how she deserved it. You know how? By being born attractive. That's her crime.
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>>37846968
OP Note: Never post an image more interesting than your topic.

>should i stop this hate against girls?
You can keep it to a certain extent.

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What's the longest amount of time you've spent playing a single toon from any MMO?
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>>37846943
I spent a total of 1k+ hours on every tera character I've made, which is over 34 characters
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>>37846943
>calling it a toon
That shit is cringe, always has been always will be.
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Across all my world of Warcraft characters I put over a year of playtime into the game throughout middle school.

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>tfw cleaned my room last week
>mfw today got hired for an executive position at an investment bank
>mfw $400K/year salary
>mfw also got engaged to a beautiful blonde virgin girl
All because I cleaned my room
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>>37846924
S-so it's not a meme?
>tfw cleaned my room
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>>37846924
>tfw I lifted weights for the first time last week
>mfw I won 7 Mr. Olympias
>mfw I'm the biggest movie star in the world
>mfw I'm governor of California
All becasue I worked out.
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>>37846924
You forgot the part when you became god and have everything you ever wanted.

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I've been invited to a house party for the first time in my life r9k. What should I expect and what should do/not do to try and enjoy myself. Afaik, it's going to be all Normies and I'm a little bit scared of how many people will be going since I only know the host and 1 other guy.
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>>37846878
>it's going to be all Normies
But you are a fucking normie if you get invited to a party, underaged piece of shit. Fuck off

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Are most normies actually happy or are they just better at pretending they don't hate themselves?
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MFW i'm a 30 year old NEET and i've created like 17 out of the last 20 fembot feels threads.
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>be stanley
>be an 9/10
>no gf
Stanley really suffers
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Stan the man! what's happening?
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>>37846794
OP isn't Stanley silly, it's illegal to post pics of yourself now.
This is a Stanley Appreciation Thread.
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>>37846921
Post appreciated stans

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About to go back to class

Why is it so hard to transition into normal life from neetdom robots?
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>>37846708
For me, it was both extremely stressful and surprisingly easy at the same time

Mainly because my anxiety 'helped' me and I started derealising and doing everything on autopilot. It really depends on where you're going, what you're going to do, how many people will be there, how they'll react to you and how you'll react to everything.

One of the hardest things for me was to set up and follow a certain schedule
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>>37846708
WAHHHH WAHHHH LIFE IS SO HARD
suck it up you whiny bitch
fucking hell
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>>37846708
Just originalleh transition already

Can robots be MGTOW?
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>>37846526
That would first require attention from women in the first place.

Can't reject something you're not offered.
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>>37846526
yes. It's the only thing a true robot would be.
But traps are better than women. Why not go for traps?
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>>37846583

Yeah, but robots can be whiteknights.


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