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I cant decide if I should major in math and physics or major in math and minor in philosophy? what should i do to help me figure out how to make this important decision?
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>>35178873
Take the math/philosophy
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>>35178873
philisophy is a meme degree, it should be something you do as a hobby

maths/physics is far more valuable
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>>35179323
dont listen to this fucker, learning philosophy as a hobby is a meme. college is the last chance you'll have to be taught in person by actual philosophers. if you're interested in it you should go for it.

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Norman has gone too far as of late.

Shall we have a thread discussing tactics for ending normies in the most lethal fashion possible?

I'm thinking Molotov cocktails for ease, tannerite for ease and power, and potentially some pressure cooker and pipebombs for shrapnel fun times.

Knives are also subtle and if you know where the main arteries are, you will know they are incredibly easy to access safely and guarantee a kill unless they can get the blood stopped quick. But if the roads are cordoned off because of explosives, that won't happen will it?
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Why the explosives? All you have to do is some EMPs on the services stations. They will eat themselves like dogs.
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Just kill them one at a time, that many explosives and you're going to get caught.
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>>35178840
No dude, too many ATF/FBI/INTERPOL agents lurking. You can carry out your master plan, but posting it here is trouble.

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>6'5
>big benis
>white

>still no qt gf

explain to me again how i have it on ez mode?
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do u hav a cute face??????????????

post pic with eyes blocked out
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>>35178788
No one said you had it on easy mode besides other robots....
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>>35178821
im probably average maybe a 5-6/10 ill post a pic later when i find one

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Do the indie hipster girls ride the "cock carousel" just as much as the hot Stacies do?
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>>35178561
yes but instead of doing jelly shots on the CC shes doing drugs
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>>35178561
They take in much more cock, since their standards are lower than Stacie's.
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Look at it this way, if you could fuck tons of women wouldn't you do it? Of course the hipster girls are no different.

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>work in an hour
>don't want to go
should I just stop going altogether?
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>>35178503
Why would you not want to get money?
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>>35178503
Pull up your panties and get yer ass to work.They aren't paying you to masturbate to Anime.
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I quit my job a week ago and haven't even looked for another one yet. I personally feel amazing.

Just make sure you leave on good terms and you have some money in the bank to support yourself until you find a new one

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I just noticed how bad this board is. I don't mean like worse than other boards, but just bad in general. Every thread here is about roasties.

It is pathetic. I have had a few good discussions on this board, but how can anyone go on stomaching this senseless idiocy and retain their sanity?

They should rename this board /pathetic subhuman orbitors/.
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>>35178500
LGBT invasion + normie invasion and roasties coming here thinking they can be "fem"bots are destroying this board

theres still time to make it great again
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>literally designed as a safe space for genetic failures who refuse to take responsibility for their own lives
>newfag is surprised it's in its users' image
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>>35178500
LGTB
/pol/
/b/
Normal fags,Chads,Stacies and their failed versions

Blame it on them not us anon.
We are not the problem they are.

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Was your life better before?

Don't you ever look back at life and ask yourself what the fuck happened?
what happened to your dreams, goals, friends, hobbies and interests?
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My life hasn't changed, only my attitude. I was definitely happier though only because I had some hope things would change. Of course they didn't and they won't.
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>>35178260
No I always was an autistic faggot since the day I was born. Other than my partial intellegence I had no other reason for anyone to like me. I had ADHD and no friends for the majority of my school life. Even people who I thought were my friends were not really.

I want to die.
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>>35178260
I was always miserable, I just got more miserable as I got older

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I can't experience a day where I don't question my own existence.
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What's wrong, OP?

quite original
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>>35178235

>When you can't experience a day where you don't have to block out painful thoughts

Baumeister calls it "cognitivedeconstruction"
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>>35178235
I can't experience a day without fearing the future that is ever near. A seemingly grim future, full of failure and hoplessness just like the past.

Why live?

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HERE'S A NEW THING WHITE PEOPLE BE DOING. BRAAAP POSTING.

WHAT THE FUCK IS BRAAAP POSTING? ITS WHEN A WHITE GUY SEES A PICTURE OF A FINE ASS, AND INSTEAD OF ADMIRING THAT FINE BOOTY HE PRETENDS THAT ITS MAKING FART NOISES.

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.

THE WHITE GUY THEN PROCEEDS TO SIMULATE FART NOISES AND PRETENDS TO SNIFF THE FARTS. THE FUCK????

WHITE FOLKS ARE ATTRACTED TO FARTS NOW? AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?
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post more oregano for sureino senpai
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>>35178226
lol braplet
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>>35178226
good oc anon.


fuck you robot

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so if there is another draft in the us what will the fitness requirements be? i can do like 20 pushups and 30 situps and cant run a mile without gettibg out of breath. meanwhile though at work i have to carry stuff and move stuff that is 120-140lbs and its not a provlem

will i be screwed

the us army basic requirements is like 45 pushups, 50 sit ups and a 16:00 minute teo mile run. one mile tale me like 10 minutes
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>>35178168
it sounds like you're actually excited to die for a country that doesnt give a fuck about you
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>>35178168
What? I was told it was 20 push-ups
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>>35178168
OP, I suggest you type your post into some sort of word document before submitting, but don't worry. Retards are not allowed to join the military.

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My girlfriend's female wants to join in our sex tonight. She's my first girlfriend and I'm insecure about my size. How can I combat this?
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Go ask reddit you fucking faggot piece of shit humblebragger.
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>>35178071
GTFO please, seriously, just get out
Like I'm serious, close this site
You'll not find answear here, just go
Leave and never come back
you don't belong here. Bye
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>>35178071
been in this situation before, buy a tan colored strap on and wear it over your dick. make sure the lights are dim. your girlfriends friend will be craving your dick after

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Mass Effect Andromeda will have ZERO qt waifus.
why even live.
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>>35178059
It will also have no memorable villains or morally challenging storylines, as well as nothing controversial in it

Typical EA horseshit desu
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>>35178479
but you can waste alot of hours on it doing menial labor tasks, mate think about it, just you and nothing to do, hell it beats watching my desktop all day long
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>>35178059
i think she looks fine

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What is that horse thinking, /r9k/?
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Neigh (horses dont have human thoughts)
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Needtofuckagainwannafuckagain
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comfy

human is nice

hmm hungry

need poop soon

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>play piano
>arms hurt afterwards
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>>35177990
I've never had that but my shoulder blades start hurting from sitting upright after about two hours.
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>>35178316
I really should go to a doctor, my joints are fucked
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>have no talents
>can't play piano (or any other instrument)

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Starting a Pepe folder, donate some to get me started :))))))))))))))
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fuck off

kill yourself
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>>35178001
funny af
originaldo
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here you are opie one certified peep.

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