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>Click verify once there are none left.
NO FUCK YOU
I ALWAYS FUCK THIS UP

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I see too much sadness and despair on this desolated land, and I do not appreciate it. From now on, I will come every day on this board to bring what you people lack the most : hopes and motivation.

There's something I discovered these past few years : everyone have a potential in one way or another, but they are all left unsaid because of fear of failure. Whether it was in school or a public event, when they are required to show their works to others, there was AWAYS a time when people looks at each others and didn't do anything, because they didn't know if their works was good enough to be shown. And I was part of them. But I was often the first one to go.

So I performed. Sometimes nicely, sometimes horribly. And I hated those times, 'cause I felt humiliated, presenting a work of pure trash that makes people look at me with dismayed stare, or even laughing. Then I get off the stage, preparing myself to face mockery. It wasn't like that. Friends were here to cheer me up, and other people were just chatting. I could felt they were relieved, they wanted to pass now. For myself, I figured out that the time before my showing was worse after this failure, because I didn't have to fear it now, and it wasn't that bad.
I saw the performance of those people. I was like "wtf dude, your work is 10x better than mine ! Why do you have to wait that much to present it ?"

Moral of the story : you can't just don't do anything because of the risks. If you just live making only reasonnable moves, you'll just pass beside wonderful opportunities, and you'll regret it later. Remember that failure is less bearable BEFORE you face it.

Failure isn't an end, it's the first step to success.

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> will fail this semester after getting back into uni after 5 years. (27 y.o KHV)
> Failure follows me wherever I go, and every venture I undertake.
> beyond frustration and emotional exhaustion.

I want off this ride.
I don't get 'life' I don't understand it. I want out.

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Am i Whyte person robot 9000?

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reeeeeeee half of the guys that contacted me through zeemaps are in high school. I'm not a cougar.

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Hey we're all getting together and watching that one movie with the cunt's nudes that got leaked

come join, there's chat and no sign up either just have to put or nick name or use "Guest"

Stream:
>https://www.rabb.it/Dormin_

come get cozy lads

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>Be me
>High School
>11th grade
>Autistic fucktard
>no friends
>the one friend I had killed himself last year
>Only school activity I partake in is the anime club
>I'm the guy that always sets up our streams and burns stuff to DVD's/USB when requested by club goers.
>Be sitting in tech class by myself, editing a video
>That shy black girl that also had no friends to speak off and just sits on her own at lunch approaches me
>Oh_fuck.jpg
>"hey anon, I uhh, heard you know where to find anime"
> Oh thank god she just wants an anime, not having to do group work or anything.
> It's called "RIN: Daughters of Mnemosyne"
> actually can't find a copy of it any where
> spend sevral hours, but finally find a torrent.
> It's an strait to VHS OVA from the, explains the difficulty of finding it.
> sitting there, it's like 5am now. No point in getting to sleep for school.
> decide to watch it, it's only 6 episodes
> ........................................
> what the fuck is this
> TLDR: police drama spanning ~300 years with immortals, rape, BDSM, fisting, torture, Zombies, Angels, Demons, ect
>silently hand her USB in class
>next day
> "oh my gosh anon, thank you, thank you!
> She isses right on the mouth.
> "So uhhh, I took a look at that anime before I gave it to you"
> She goes dead cold
>" I wasn't aware you were into that sort of thing"
> fast forward 2 weeks and she's over at my house
>we watching gunslinger girl on netflix
>netflix and chill
>sexytimes.jpg

and that's how I met my weeb GF.

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My request: Remove all "Why don't you" threads.

What is your request fellow robots?

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Here's a comfy discord server for my fellow robots to hang out in. It's relatively new, with a neat ranking system and bot.

I'm predicting for it to be a great community


JtxUxV

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Hey, Anon
Don't forget to vote today, it's really IMPERATIVE that you get your voice out there or something. I know only a few years ago I was advocating for you to do the exact opposite, but now thanks to one old commie there's been a shift in the PARADIGM and you need to go and VOTE.
Of course I will just assume you'll be voting for Corbyn, I mean why wouldn't you he wants CHANGE and will bring us TOGETHER unlike Theresa May with her bloody principles and views that are different to my own.

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I'm so fucking sick and tired of coming here and wasting all my wakeful hours on this pointless website.

There are so many hobbies/projects that I can pursue and have well thought out plans on how to attack them, but I never fucking do them. I just come here, shitpost, whine about some petty nonsense that annoys me, then I go to sleep and repeat it all in the morning. I always feel like shit for not accomplishing anything, feel like I've aged 20 years from all the sores on my ass and back, and just generally remain miserable.

I want out, but it will never happen.

So yeah, same thing tomorrow I guess. Fuck.

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Robots, How many of you were in special ed and how has it affected your life?

>chased girls around in elementry because it was fucking hilarious
>have severly autistic brother so put in special ed because lol genetics
>treated like a subhuman for the rest of my school years
>devolop inferiorty complex
>nonexistant self esteem
>litterly the bottom of school soiciety
>teachers and wranglers rigged it so I couldnt get out
>have friends but often think they are there out of pity
I thought since I finaly graduated I can get out of it and start over,but then
>head tard wrangler comes up with aftergraduate work program
>basicly a free trade course
>family wants me to do it
>dont want to do it because they keep my diploma and want to go to college
>"THIS IS FREE. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THROW AWAY THOUSANDS GOING TO COLLEGE JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID PRIDE"-dad

I now think about suicide daily. It now seems no matter what I do,this shit will follow me forever. Whats the point when you will always be a tard?

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>he never leaves his hobbit hole
>when he does it's only for bi-weekly trips to the market to buy expired crops and chicken tendies with his shirebux
>he never attends any Hobbit festivals or interacts with other good, respectable Hobbitfolk
>he would rather sit inside and study scrolls than farm crops
>he's unemployed and lazy
>he thinks that Men are stealing away all the good Hobbit women and that's why he can't find any to date him
>he thinks the Shire's failing economy is entirely due to a plot by the (((Elves)))
>he didn't come to Bilbo Baggin's one hundred-and-eleventh birthday
>he doesn't want to take the one ring to Mount Doom and cast it into the fire

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You click on a cool video but this guy shows up and slaps your gf's ass. what do?

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What's the proper attire for a white collar job?