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What's for dinner robits (01/12)
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>>34098919


Looks like you never finished that pie that I'm allergic to, anon.
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>>34098919

Is that Mexican food? It looks amazing. I'm not having much for dinner tonight, but tomorrow I'm having some Chinese food
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>>34098919
I don't think I will eat anything tonight

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yddokv8exOs

HELP HELP HELP HELP
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>>34098913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsnP7WEOkfk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJoTxJ5DPxk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q

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How long have you been using 4chan?

I've been here 7 years and I still feel "new". I wish I'd been here for 2006/2007.
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>>34098820
2009 and who the fuck cares? delete this stupid thread.,..
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>>34098832
Fuck you (original 2017)
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>>34098820
Since summer 2011. Costanza/ishygddt was the hottest meme around and we still had fun stuff like Foul Bachelor Frog. All of 4chan has easily gotten worse since then.

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Friendly reminder that if you live in a first world country and aren't at LEAST 6'1", you never had a chance to make it in the first place.

Friendly reminder that if you live in a first world country and aren't at LEAST 5'9", you can't even have a mediocre life.
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>>34098797


Poor Taylor. I kinda think he might be a gay and doesn't want anyone to know about it.
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>>34098797
taylor lautner is short, but those shegiants are freakier than him.
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>>34098797
I'm a 6'4'' monster of a man, and I'm never going to "make it" in life.

>whole 24 pack of poptarts sitting RIGHT THERE
>only allowed one pack per day
FUUUUCK HELP ME REEEEE
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Mommy doesn't let you have more?
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>>34098762
>one pack per day
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>>34098762
>>only allowed one pack per day

Says who?

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Are you a quality poster?
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>>34098718
I fear the appropriate response to this thread was to not respond.
Perhaps this confession of doubt proves that I am at least a quality minded poster who prefers to shitpost.
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pleebris
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>>34098718
Absolutely not. I'm never seen any posts on this site as bereft of quality as mine.

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>tfw no boyfriend (female) to listen nightcore with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yRt6H_yX-A
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Nightcore is dumb and gay. Stop being dumb and gay.
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>>34098736
you just have shit taste fag
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Ill be your nightcore bf.

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Atleast I'll never be as autismo as kids brought up one minecraft...

r-right?
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Holy shit that is maximumus autismus
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>>34098696
I saw this book in a bookstore recently and flicked through for keks. Most jokes don't even have anything to do with minecraft in particular but because the joke says dog and dogs are in minecraft they put it in. Or they take a joke and chuck an enemy from minecraft in instead of something else
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>>34098696
That's not really an issue of autism desu, people have been making shitty jokes books for decades.

As far as Minecraft goes, autistic kids in my day would just play with legos and build miniature models of WWII tanks and planes or train sets. Minecraft is just another outlet for autism, it's not actually causing it.

Eyy 4chan i have 25mg of hydrocodone and some busch, would drinking a can or two be considered safe with the hydrocodone?
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>>34098694

>25mg

Why bother?

To answer the question you will be fine.
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I honestly wish I had a full bottle to take and have all my cares go away while listening to shitty 90's Alternative Rock.
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>>34098752
This is the most ive ever taken and have never drank on the substance before

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is it possible to date as a 21 year old with a hairline like this? or should i just wait till i'm 40 and lots of other guys are bald?
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>>34098679
wait till 30, tons of 30 year olds are balding
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no :) you're repulsive :)))):)
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wtf i already met you dude
omg hahaa

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>can have unlimited sex at any time
>more appealing to women
>if there aren't any women you can just have sex with men
>truly free
>generally be praised within the leftist (majority) community and not be a social pariah anymore
>bisexual people are PROVEN to be happier than both gay and heterosexual people

Well /r9k/? What's keeping you from making the best decision of your life?
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I don't find men attractive
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>>34098643
>more appealing to women
at least try and be realistic
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>>34098643
What's stopping me is lack of attraction towards males.

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> tfw no effay same size bf to share a wardrobe with and look good with each others clothes
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>>34098627
>Being gay

sucks to be you desu
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>>34098627
iktf baby

ore/fa/no
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>>34098627
Are you also a manlet? If not, we can't be together.

why are there no robot shooters anymore? the last real one was Elliot Rodger in 2014.

every shooter since has been influenced by ISIS or religion or some kind of lame normie cause
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Maybe people have seen there's no point. The world doesn't change.
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Robots are failures so why would they try to do something that requires success to be recognized?
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>>34098605

He was the first, and there will likely be more.

There was Chris Harper Mercer too remember.

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The more I forget.. the easier I will cope with life.
If I sleep forever. The bad thoughts wont get to me right r9k
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>>34098599
No you're dreams will be terrible sorry anon.
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>>34098633
The dead can't dream, Anon.
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>>34098678
im not dead
just inside

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Why do men constantly overreact when they're called "creepy?"

I swear, I see this from almost-literally every dude I've met. Even with the most normal of men I know, they always treat the words "creeper" or "stalker" as some kind of racial slur they perceive as dehumanising.

What spurred this thread on? I was talking with another dude about this; a good friend of mine. He's a generally very nice, friendly, happy guy; and reputed as such by everyone he knows.

But somehow we got onto the subject of creepers, and he just suddenly turned grim and foreboding. He mentioned that if he ever had to be called "creepy," or even seen as such, he'd likely kill himself with "little-to-know hesitation." He even showed a picture of a gun on his phone that he bought, saying that it was to be used on himself in case he is ever accused of creeping. I tried to talk him out of it, but he said that since I'm a woman, I wouldn't understand.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Why do you men treat the words "creepy" and "stalking" like this? They're just fucking words. They're not going to do anything to you. And they're nothing like the words women have thrown on them in their daily lives.
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Why do people react when I insult them? I don't get it!
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humanity has been reduced to such pathetic state that a person's entire value is now determined by their perceived sexual value

but you could flip a term like creeper in this situation around, maybe even stalker, as they are referring to a person who is keenly aware of the Supreme Undeniable Importance of fugg and is responding in multiple ways to ascertain the best fuggs to be had and in what way they might be acquired
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>>34098642
>>34098642
>>34098642
>>34098642
fpbp
HOW ORIGINAL AM I : ^))))))

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