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oh no!!! m-my shirt got unbuttoned, help!!! can you help me fix it anon?!
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>Being attracted to a girl that has the same looking chest as a young boy.


For all I know that could be a boy cross-dressing as a girl. Also I'd like sauce just out of curiosity.
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>>38927492
Oh no!!! Anon, help m-my egg is showing! I think it's about to hatch!
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>>38927523
I had a feeling it was just a feminine boy cross-dressing, still interested in sauce though.

I'm bored and want to talk about big tits.

Share pics, experiences, fantasies etc. Can be classmates, coworkers, friends or even family.
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I'm too drunk to write a story but someone help this man out.
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>tfw ywn get to play with a big pair of tiddies
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I'm seeing a girl with DDD or E cups AMA

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WHO WAS BORN IN A HOUSE FULL OF PAIN
WHO WAS TRAINED NOT TO SPIT IN THE FAN
WHO WAS TOLD WHAT TO DO BY THE MAN
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>>38927393
WHO WAS BROKEN BY TRAINED PERSONNEL
WHO WAS FITTED WITH COLLAR AND CHAIN
WHO WAS GIVEN A PAT ON THE BACK
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AND IN THE DARKENED UNDERPASS I THOUGHT OH GOD MY CHANCE HAS COME AT LEAST
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>>38927393
...s-spongebob squarepants?

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>tfw mom is selling you to the virginity pirates
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>>38927343
so uh.. what will the virginity pirates do?
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>>38927343
So after that...then what?
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>>38927448
What pirates always do
They make off with the booty.

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And why is it Tyrone?
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>>38927288
Chad
at the end of the day Tyrone is still dumb and black
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>>38927308
fpbp


this is fukken original fuck you r9k
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Tribal mind, tribal people, tribal environment, low intelligence, supported by whites, supported by jewish culture

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>tfw mom had you at 45
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>>38927280
I'm very very sorry, anon.
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>tfw mom gave me away when I was five years old
>"he's more like a brother than a son"
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>>38927280
Hey, don't feel too bad.
I have a friend who's like 19 or 20 and his dad is 70.
Also remember that Barron Trump is like 15 and his dad is 70.

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>meet off tinder to get dinner
>have barely anything to say and can't say more than a sentence without stammering
>she starts making fun of my monotone voice and asks me why I'm so shy
>face goes red and don't know what to say
>sit in silence for the rest of the date
>pats me on the back as we're leaving and says I need to lighten up
>didn't respond to my text after that
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was she hot? what age were both of you? I could imagine this happening to me
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>>38927286
She was 25 6/10 and I'm 22 yo virgin
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>you still texted her after this disaster
I would have pretended this never happened

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What's got you feeling so incredibly down in general, robots?
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>>38927253
A lack of understanding of the world around me.
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>>38927253
Just... life, man... life
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She tells me never to leave her and then fucking goes on long bouts of not talking to me.

I don't fucking get it and it pisses me off SO much

I 'm done.

I can not take this anymore...

What is the quickest way to kill one's self?
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have you even tried deleting selfies
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>>38927241
I'm feeling it too.
If you're in the US, usually a gun is the best choice. Get a good shotgun, one with a short barrel and pistol grip. Aim upwards towards your head, pull the trigger, byebye.
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>>38927259
real talk though what happens if someone fails using a pistol or shotgun? are they forced into a nursing home and cant ever own guns again?
do they force you to have plastic surgery?
even if aimed straight back in the mouth wouldnt someone die instantly? after seeing people living and doctors trying to keep them alive i feel sick

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am I the insane sociopath or is everyone an insane sociopath?
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>>38927209
I mean I am an insane sociopath so you tell me.
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The concept of "sociopath" is a spook.
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Society has it's pitfalls it just isn't up to you to tell it that.

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>fap to shemales again
>can't look myself in the eye
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>>38927202
>be human
>can't physically look myself in the eye
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>>38928085
this is why mirrors exist DUMB TENSHI
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>>38928108
>break mirror
>can't look myself in the eye anymore

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do you ever consider "going back"? You're all still depressed.
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>>38927189
I tried going back in my early 20's.
It felt hypocritical and forced.
I was pretending to believe something I didn't, and felt like I didn't belong at all.
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Have YOU read the bible? No is the answer.
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>>38927189
Even if you find the concept of God and Jesus laughable, even if you totally disregard any mention of the divine, the new testament is some of the most kind, heart-touching writings and teachings out there.

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>watch fox news
>its nothing but a bunch of propaganda
do people actually watch this probably the same for all the other news channels too
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>Another liberal slide thread
I will sage and call u a faggot
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>>38927195
im not a liberal retard i voted for trump
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only people older than 40 watch it.

Is there anything more attractive on a woman than a nice round ass?
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>>38927146
women with hot six packs
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A nice round belly holding your child.
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For once... OP is right. Ass is life

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Share a song from your country. I'll begin. Spleen - Geography lesson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ5yZC82jzc
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Zero - A Man and a Cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m2LXBgrEOg
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Manicure - Clouds
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Fucking nuke my country already


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