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>>38927393
WHO WAS BROKEN BY TRAINED PERSONNEL
WHO WAS FITTED WITH COLLAR AND CHAIN
WHO WAS GIVEN A PAT ON THE BACK

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AND IN THE DARKENED UNDERPASS I THOUGHT OH GOD MY CHANCE HAS COME AT LEAST

>>38927393
...s-spongebob squarepants?

>>38927343
so uh.. what will the virginity pirates do?

>>38927343
So after that...then what?

>>38927448
What pirates always do
They make off with the booty.

>>38927288
Chad
at the end of the day Tyrone is still dumb and black

>>38927308
fpbp


this is fukken original fuck you r9k

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Tribal mind, tribal people, tribal environment, low intelligence, supported by whites, supported by jewish culture

>>38927280
I'm very very sorry, anon.

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>tfw mom gave me away when I was five years old
>"he's more like a brother than a son"

>>38927280
Hey, don't feel too bad.
I have a friend who's like 19 or 20 and his dad is 70.
Also remember that Barron Trump is like 15 and his dad is 70.

was she hot? what age were both of you? I could imagine this happening to me

>>38927286
She was 25 6/10 and I'm 22 yo virgin

>you still texted her after this disaster
I would have pretended this never happened

>>38927253
A lack of understanding of the world around me.

>>38927253
Just... life, man... life

She tells me never to leave her and then fucking goes on long bouts of not talking to me.

I don't fucking get it and it pisses me off SO much

have you even tried deleting selfies

>>38927241
I'm feeling it too.
If you're in the US, usually a gun is the best choice. Get a good shotgun, one with a short barrel and pistol grip. Aim upwards towards your head, pull the trigger, byebye.

>>38927259
real talk though what happens if someone fails using a pistol or shotgun? are they forced into a nursing home and cant ever own guns again?
do they force you to have plastic surgery?
even if aimed straight back in the mouth wouldnt someone die instantly? after seeing people living and doctors trying to keep them alive i feel sick

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>>38927209
I mean I am an insane sociopath so you tell me.

The concept of "sociopath" is a spook.

Society has it's pitfalls it just isn't up to you to tell it that.

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>>38927202
>be human
>can't physically look myself in the eye

>>38928085
this is why mirrors exist DUMB TENSHI

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>>38928108
>break mirror
>can't look myself in the eye anymore

>>38927189
I tried going back in my early 20's.
It felt hypocritical and forced.
I was pretending to believe something I didn't, and felt like I didn't belong at all.

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Have YOU read the bible? No is the answer.

>>38927189
Even if you find the concept of God and Jesus laughable, even if you totally disregard any mention of the divine, the new testament is some of the most kind, heart-touching writings and teachings out there.

>Another liberal slide thread
I will sage and call u a faggot

>>38927195
im not a liberal retard i voted for trump

only people older than 40 watch it.

>>38927146
women with hot six packs

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A nice round belly holding your child.

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For once... OP is right. Ass is life

Zero - A Man and a Cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m2LXBgrEOg

Manicure - Clouds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C32NrENsVSQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa3a-GHswKY
Fucking nuke my country already

>>38927016
Give them space and time.
After like, three to four days of no communication, be direct. Ask exactly what the fuck is going on.
Still no reply? Tell them that ghosting a friend out without closure is pretty fucking low.

But I have a pretty strong feeling that you know exactly why they aren't responding to you, r0bot.

>>38927051
I have no idea what I've done honestly

I haven't talked shit about them or anything like that

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>>38927079
Has there been equal reciprocation when it comes to communication? If you guys were fine and this happened out of nowhere, then that's goofy - but if things have been off recently, then you've got to look for signs.
Otherwise, again, just give them space. They might be going through something difficult and just need that isolation.

>>38926983
Holy fuck whats wrong with that Wojak's arm?

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i could have sworn just yesterday i was playing animal crossing on my gamecube waiting for 2nd grade to start

Work seemed like an eternity today, I'm just glad this day is almost over so I can sleep in tomorrow morning