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>>37272725
Because they're lying. Most women love being dominate.

>>37272725

They're lying, they all prefer large dicks.

>>37272757
*dominated.

WATCH OUT!!!!!!'

*jump tackle the terrorist in white*

is that Obama's long lost brother?

>ugh, my eyes are up here.

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>>37272356

Sub-human, needs to be eradicated.

>>37272356
mexican

I am too, but I look like a girl

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I'm going with Persian

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I'm partial to this piece of tanned leather with silicone lips.

>>37272247
>implying they're actually alt right
>implying they know anything about politics besides conservative chad cock

>>37272247
They all look like 0.5/10

>>37271766
How oldr you?
Why lie?

>>37271766
hahahaha should have told her to google it

>>37271766
Ahhahahahaha

Oragu postal

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>ywn experience teenage love
why even live

>>37271715
It would be a difficult relationship, i dont think you want that

>>37271715
Because i've had a qt3.14 blind gf before.
They're too used to shit being just them to function and when you include yourself in their life and living space or they enter yours its several accidents waiting to happen and you can't always sleep in the same room with them as their hypersensitive to noises and movement so take that with their sleeping issues already they just can't sleep because you exist.
Its just a hassle for both parties and requires meticulous and rigorous upkeep of everything in whatever area you're in so neither of you get hurt.
Its just problem after problem and you get tired of constantly having to watch what they're doing all the time and they take an emotional hit to their self-esteem because they KNOW you're being burden and its there fault and literally can't hide it they can fucking feel what your emotional state is like a fucking telepath so any interaction eventually just grinds you down.

>>37270993
Alcohol btw

Orgy

>>37270993
>stories
None you'd care hearing.
>preferred substance
LSD

Right now I'm preparing my first batch of San Pedro. BTW for more experienced cactus eaters, I don't have a blender so I just chopped up the cactus and now I'm boiling it. I'm hoping that it will soften up then I can use a mixer as if I were making mashed potatoes. Anyone know if this would work? I've read that heat doesn't destroy mescaline but idk if that's true.

>>37271436
>None you'd care hearing.

I literally asked for it nigger. Tell me of the first time you dropped acid.

Only the cute ones with feminine penises. Ugly ones must be purged.

I've posted this before but i became a mtf because I had a small penis and feminine mannerism.

>>37270036
I'm cute, but feel bad for the ugly ones, you still can feminize them, maybe someone will have pity and fuck them

>>37270091
Good for you anon. Please many chad dicks lately?

>>37269418
>"this has got to stop"
You mean all your faggoty role-playing?

>>37269418
Pics pics pics

Plz

>>37269418
Pic or your sister doesn't exist

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>>37268926
Oh, and just one thing before you respond wagie. I'm currently having my first afternoon cup, so please keep the talkie until I'm done.
*taps mug*

>>37268926
How can a wagie read this thread whilst driving OP?

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s-shut up Pepe! at least I'm a contributing member of society while you do nothing but laze around and sleep all day!
and Mr. Shekelberg promised me that promotion this year!

>>37267361
I tried to post about this yesterday and got no hits


yeah I'm dissociated and I don't know what I should be doing to fix it

I wish. I hate my identity so God damn much. The first time I recorded some footage from an action cam something inside has broken.

I was watching more or less what I have seen with my own eyes, but I was focused on the video, and not thinking stupid thoughts. I long for living life this way, as a meaty camera recorder. Fuck self awareness.

Anxiety would trigger it for me. Doctor put me on antipsychotic meds and they helped

>>37266195
Well that's your own fault, isn't it? Just stop being a sperg, thanks.

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be mommy's little helper.

offer to work for $2/hour + free rent. good resume builder.

>>37266195
>be 21
>go into entry level jobs
>they really try to dig into why I have no work experience and seem appalled at the whole idea
M8s I was a super anxious, lazy sack of shit who mummy provided for but now she's kicking me out of the house. Don't let my lack of experience make you think I'm not dedicated to this, it's a matter of survival for me, unlike those pampered Stacies who are just doing this to earn money for a car. And my lack of education and natural intelligence means I'll be working here for years to come!
>>37266216
>just bee urself anon!

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I'll post a bit but sadly I dont expect much, comfy threads these days are DOA

Pretty comfy where I'm at though. Foggy, cloudy day with intermittend light rain

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>>37266181
what's DOA? Sorry, not a native speaker.

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>>37266535
Dead on arrival

Oregano

>Do you like Justin Trudeau?
I hate JT, and all the political parties/representatives.
>How are you holding up?
Not well.

i don't love liberal politics but damn if they con't keep my union construction job cushy and secure

JT is a massive retard and I feel embarrassed to think that he represents me internationally.
>Tfw every foreigner I talk to is like "I thought Canadians all loved Justin!"
I'm currently away in Belgium on vacation though. Eating waffles and drinking beer all day, and then staying over with a French qt in the evenings and fucking all night. Living the dream.

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Here's a template that I found.

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>>37263665
Posting the same shit I posted on /fa/

>>37263727
Are you portugese by any chance