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>>37564351
The only value people see in others is subjective value. This is true for goods as it is for people. People are easily manipulated, as we can see time and time again with how very subtle messaging in advertising, such as subtle sexuality, can manipulate people. Because lets be honest, people LIKE to be controlled. All YOU have to do is sell YOURSELF. No, not like a prostitute, like a salesman. I you want to learn more, I recommend you read the "Art of Seduction", or study the FORD method if you don't like books.
You now have no excuse to be a pathetic waste of space, because I have just told you how you can make people love you without any of that autistic "Self Improvement".

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>>37564351
I care enough about you to open a thread and give you a (You).

Hope that makes your day a bit better.

Also, "ever" is a long time, you will find love someday, I believe in you, Anon.

>>37564351
Muslim here.
Allah loves you as long as you stay away from haram

What is Jelq'd?

>>37564335
pumping your cock while holding the head of your rim so you focus with the other hand, stroking out your shaft slowly to exercise it. It's had conflicting results. Health professionals advise against it while allegorical advice and collections of males online argue they see inches after long implementation (like think several months to a year.)

>>37564335
Oh and in addition, masturbation sort of resets gains made or really stresses your penile muscle with unneeded extra workout. So if you jelq, you can't masturbate.

Seems true to me. I tried jelq then masturbation and it hurt my chubby dong after a while.

>>37564171
More attractive than most, his facial features are somewhat angelicized though with only a profile view it's harder to say. maybe a 7.5 or 8

why would you post a picture that you can only see the side of his face. asap rocky is like 7/10

>>37564171
Honestly, he has an attractive face. Stop making these threads

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>>37564104

i don't know man... Reallly, i don't know...

i'm not ok

and I'm not gay.

George Costanza is our guy

It's alternative social media and has no place being mentioned on this board. Normalfags who post from their phones are the only ones who use it.

>>37564101
you are not supposed to go to normalfag servers? find wizard friends and make a discord

>>37564191
How the fuck is it social media any more than skype or irc is?
>>37564360
This guy gets it. Discord is only as good as the people you share the server with.

avoiding triggers / high caffeine doses
practicing controlling your thoughts / reassuring yourself everything is ok
xanax / benzos
meditation
religion
fidget cubes / spinners / handheld toys
emotional therapy dog / animal

here's a bunch of strategies gl

The only safe way is to meditate like 15 minutes per day and exercise the breathing. Whenever you get a panic attack you have to breath like in meditation. The more you meditate the more control you'll have over panic attacks

>>37564231
>second point on list involves lying
And Im ou.t

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For me it's chili cans. You can eat it cold or put the can next to the fire for a while to heat it up. Compact and convenient

Little Caesars shilling should be bannable. At least shill a better pizza place like Domino's or Pizza Hut.

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>>37563992
>OP's face when posting this

nothing on youtube is real. anything that looks real is fake. stop watching youtube.

Would you really call her 4/10? She's not a rare beauty yeah but she's probably above average

>>37563912
These are actors, you retard. Big channels fake all of their videos.

All memes aside, neets would be in low tier.

Still better than being a literal slave though

>>37563757
How would NEET be good tier? Unless you have some assets out there making you money passively you are subject to whims of other people. You are on welfare? If the economy goes to shit you are fucked. Your parents provide for you? They will die one day too.

>>37563757

put NEET into low tier

NEETdom is depressing as fuck.

>>37563710
22 here. Their life is over. It is the first step to becoming a total failure in life. It makes for a fun read.

You know what? I just like to watch kids suffer. I want the minimum age to be lowered so I can call 10 year olds faggots on a regular basis.

>>37563710
I'm 18, I wish I could be sad over girls. those fags have no coping mechanisms, they have it easy

>>37563743
You can do that anyway. Just hang around outside a school.

No. Let's share women instead

i want gluten free women pls

Dominionist Christianity is the answer. We would be a lot closer to solving the west's problems had we elected Ted Cruz.

>>37563672
The past only has charm in the context of it being the past. Modern day would be a glorious technologic future to someone a hundred years ago. People in the past have felt the same way you do and people in the future will too.

>>37563672

ur wrong about everything but it is true that the best current course of action in this generation is to make as much money and live as hedonistically as possible.

>>37563672
at least we'll enjoy virtual reality porn and real dolls. Maybe we'll enjoy sex robots.

>>37563001
had a good kek, thanks.

origanol

>>37563001
thanks for the story, anon
made me kek heartily

I laughed much more than I should have

>>37562746
Is this the one you were looking for?
/m3CZk
Gogogo

>>37562746
might have been this one
discordapp.com/invite/cEzePAq

>>37562834
Ok thanks will join it soon

>>37562656
They have other problems that make them suffer but I think they don't understand the extent of male suffering. High sex drive and years or even decades of no sex and female validation. Without porn with which these men pacify themselves we would have a war on our hands.

I've gone monk mode as a disclaimer. But its religiously motivated, but before that I went MGTOW.

>>37562656

To be frank, this chart applies more to sex than successful long-term committed relationships.

It's easy for a <7 roastie to get >7 dick, but if she doesn't have a good number of these categories going for her, a committed relationship with a high-value man isn't going to happen.

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>>37563128
What about the "no hymen, no diamond" principle?