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w-w-why do you want to break up? what can i do?
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>>37977474
Nothing. Fuck off roastie whore.
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>>37977498
but i really like you
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>>37978180
prove it slut
oregano
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Okay boys, you know what to do here. Dubs decides, I will deliver.
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I like you
I'm gay
I suck my own toes
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1. I have a 1 inch dick
2. I have a 5 inch dick
3. I have a 9 inch dick
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>I have a disfunctional penis, I am madly in love with you, I once punched a t-rex
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Is this the patrician robot snack?
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>>37977366
snack? no
meal? no
daily dessert? no
patrician occasional indulgence? yes
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>that perfect fattening sugar and fat ratio
It's pretty awful. I'm looking to make healthier brownies by making them more like dark chocolate but it's a process.
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>>37977366
gummy crocos
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who else here /gotabigdick/?
do you ever use it in lieu of social skills to flirt with people online?
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Me.
>6.5''x5''
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>>37977438
That's not big.
7.5x5.8"
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i guess. doesn't really work tho desu
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Whats a good tindr opener?
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>>37977330
I want to do you like the SAT, 3 hours long with a ten minute lunch break.
(saw it yesterday)
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If I had good looks then I'd go with "what's a good tinder opener"
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"Hey let's meet at x, I know a couple fun places over there!"
Of course don't do it if you're a boring person that can't deliver.
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>Dad is watching Minions again
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>>37977182
>mfw my father regularly watches this movie
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>mom caught me fapping to minion porn again
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>>37977351
is this shad?
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That's it, it's official, I'm THE failure.
A while ago I fell for the fitness meme, tried doing pushups cause Y'know, it's easy and I get panic attacks whenever I go to the gym.
I was doing pushups for a while, feeling good, I could do like 20 in one set already and I did 5 sets a day.
I didn't notice any effects however, I'm still a fat fuck with bitchtits. So I go online and watch some jewtube videos about doing proper pushups and guess what, I was doing them wrong, that's why it was so easy for me.
5 minutes ago I tried doing them the proper way and I could't even do 1, couldn't even do it all the way down, I just collapsed on the ground.
Fuck the fitness meme, some people just aren't meant to be slim
I would post some pictures of my bithctits but it's illegal now.
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>>37977177
You aren't eating healthy, diet is 80% of weight loss, stop drinking everything expect Water and tea/coffee without sugar. Also stop taking more than 1500-1750kcal.
Kys yourself, I'm a fatty but during my teenage years I easily lost 30kg in about 4 months, just ate healthy and did some sport.
Being fat is no sickness but a choice, and your choice is to stay fatty. (Like mine, I fucking love fast food)
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>>37977177
Push ups are stupidly harder when you are fat, i am 5'11 and when I was over 200 lbs I couldn't do one too, buy some 5kg weights and an exercise bike. Doing cardio and strength training.for a few months before you can do push ups also start drinking water.
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>>37977249
I am eating fairly healthy, yoghurts, muesli, oats, fried chicken and meat with dark pasta or brown basmati rice. My weight is mostly ok, I'm 186 cm (eurofag so no ameritard units, fuck off) and I weight 85 kilos so according to the BMI mumbojumbo it's almost perfect.
The problem is, I have fucking bitchtits and thighs as thick as fucking concrete pylons. All my weight is just fat, no muscles at all, my limbs move thanks to my willpower, not muscles.
>>37977375
I tried lifting, I bought some dumbbells, that didn't work either. The one time I went to the gym, about 6 monts ago, I could't even lift a empty barbell, no weights attached. After that shamefur dispray I almost cried and literally run away home after 15 minutes at the gym.
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Hello, friends
It's that time again. Time for 25+ general. Neets and 21+ allowed if you're nice.
How ya holdin up, boyos?
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not super depressed anymore
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>>37977097
Turned 24 a couple of days ago.
>no degree
>nothing makes me happy anymore
>Don't want to listen to music
>Don't want to play any games
>Don't want to talk to people
>no skills that can be utilized for work in any manner that seems enjoyable
For the last two months or so I've started to actually contemplate whether or not suicide is the answer. It's all so tiresome.
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>exam tomorrow.
>brain: lets wallow in some mgsv melancholy
fuck you brain
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When a girl goes swimming does her pussy fill up with water then does the water gush out when she gets out of the pool?
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>>37977076
yes
oregano originaldo
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Good one, bro. I kek'd.
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>>37977076
Only if they've recently been fucked.
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Listen guys, I need advice. My oneitis finally talked to me, and she wants to fuck, but she wants nothing serious. She also shares my fetishes and says she will help me play them out. But she is a legit slut, she told me she has fucked around 15 guys/girls. Should I sleep with her or no?
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>>37977071
just do it and never talk to her ever again. easy
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Just do it, cuck. It's not like everyone gets to sleep with their planet.
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Yeah, better to do it and regret doing it, than regret not doing it
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what do you like to do when high on weed?
i like watching drum covers on youtube
what about you robots?
>at a 8 now
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>>37977059
Listen to extremely trippy music, I recentely deleted a song from my playlist while I was tripping and can't find it again, I searched for fucking weeks.
It was a trippy bit and the video was about a pac man hunting someone and general trippy shit, the name was also something with Pac Man I think.
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>>37977120
strange music usually makes me mellow not scared?
everything okay anon
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>>37977174
I like to watch at art like the pictures you posted, either landscapes, or strange worlds.
Art+Music, and I always drink hot chocolate when I have the option. (idk why, tastes good)
Sometimes I get extremely depressed and start crying, accepting that in the end my missery is my own fault.
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I have a story to tell, this story has to do with my roastie pornstar roommate's demise and how I used chad to remove her from my domain.
Let us start from the beginning
>i become a wagecuck to get away from my alcoholic father
>friend has a deal for me, if i pay 250 a month I get to stay in the living room
>this may seem bad to some of you but it really isn't if you live in commiefornia
>i'm delighted by the deal and move out immediately
>there's only problem
>chad and turbo roastie stacy are his other roommates
>chad is an aussie who works at a bar, go figure
>turbo roastie stacy is a pornstar
>she is the complete image of what a despise
>fake gamer girl, cosplaying loudmouth
>this does not sit well with me and I begin not to like her
>but a glimmer of hope arises when I see they have relationship issues and that she has a drinking problem
>go up to chad and say "hey man want me to buy you some cigarettes?"
>he seems delighted and agrees
>i earn his trust by buying him things more and more
>he then starts talking to me about private stuff he wouldn't talk to the other roommate about
>"man motelanon, i envy you for being single"
>I tell him it's the best thing a man can have in life, the freedom to do whatever he pleases and have money all around
>i keep this up for maybe a week telling him that you deserves alot better and such
>more and more he becomes distant with turbo roastie 5000 and I see my plan start to flourish
>one day she gets really drunk and starts touching people and trying to kiss everyone
>this is right in front of him
>I then call the other male roommates into some sort of meeting
>"this is getting too far, something must be done"
>they seem to agree
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Contrinued.
>by this point her drinking becomes worse and she starts crying and becoming violent
>this is exactly what I was hoping was gonna happen but more
>and on top of that chad aussie got her pregnant but thanks to republican control, queen roastie can't get the instant no consequences relief that easily
>she is in tears and I don't have any care for her at all
>they announce they are breaking up and that she is leaving in a week to move to florida to shoot porn
>chad is now well trained and will take my side for anything if any conflict occurs with the higher up roommate
>i heard her agent is going to pay for an abortion but I really don't care
>the only thing I care about is that my domain is roastie free.
I am victorious robots.
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>>37977130
Good job anon
Can you post a censored pic of the roastie?
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>>37977218
I will not be posting any pictures for the sole reason of ruining my plan. She is not out of here quite yet.
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How do you lads get rid of acne scars?
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We don't get rid of acne scars.
/thread
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>>37977009
Don't get acne
t. man who didn't get acne
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>>37977049
>>37977062
fucking stop it
STOP IT
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based fucking jans
why the fuck was this thread deleted, it's literally a "complain about being a manlet" thread
why the fuck would you threadmove MGTOW/MRA/male complaint shit out of /pol/ and dump it here and then fucking delete the thread when people finally start using the board to post the shit you keep moving here
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here's another brain-damaged deletion
take a thread that's an /r9k/ staple and has been since like 2012 and then pick a fight with it because you have to maintain site churn or whatever
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literally the most innocent fucking possible thread, a funny meme phrase and a funny picture, and it gets deleted. no porn, no triggering /pol/, no nothing
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WTFWTD
it was literally a fucking picture sharing thread
you go apeshit on /tg/ back in 2009 and say shit like "this is an imageboard not a discussion board, no discussion, post images", then you do this
what the fuck are you doing
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I finally asked her out but she hasn't responded in 19 minutes, did I mess up
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>>37976933
>19 minutes
Is this bait? Give it three hours then start worrying
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>>37976933
wtf how did you do that you fucking chad
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>>37976933
She's prob gonna say no don't get your hopes up my dude