>Tfw I got rejected by my oneitis
Guys it's time for a feel thread
I was rejected on Friday. All she said was Ew. She hasn't talk to me since.
>>35492634
Not the Op btw
I live in constant terror of getting rejected by my oneitis. So much so that I avoid her whenever possible, and she has taken notice of this. Thus, further diminishing my chances. God damn it mang.
What if everyone was attractive?
>>35492211
Double dubs noice : ^)
>>35492211
Well you would still be in the same boat. Part of the thing with most modern women and the modern feminized male is that they will create shit to be dramatic about, create shit to have over others.
Then no one would be
How bad do you think the 2020s will be?
>>35492151
Pretty average, like now but with slightly shittier stuff.
Not looking forward to it.
>>35492151
trumps presidency will be in full effect , if you are rich , you will be living like a god , if you are poor or middle class you will feel the full effect of not having the government regulations stand between you and big corporation . so pretty bad .
Trump will run the US into the ground, the EU is gonna fall apart, NATO is gonna fall apart, all sorts of cunts are gonna pour into the sudden power vacuum, Turkey, China, some Arab oil state. The end of the rule of the white man. The fall of the west brought about by unquenchable greed. Thank capitalism and thank the jews.
Does anyone else get upset when media makes sex jokes?
I get mad because first of all, I cant relate to the sex they are joking about.
Media makes me feel as though everyone is having sex as if it is normal and I feel like a weirdo because of that.
fuck the media
>>35492148
I understand that feel.
I can't listen to most music nowadays, mostly stuffy with lyrics. Everything is so love and sex oriented. All rock is about heartbreak and relationships, and all hip hop is about whores and sex. I can only listen to electronic music without any lyrics to it.
I also hate all female artists.
>>35492148
>Media makes me feel as though everyone is having sex as if it is normal and I feel like a weirdo because of that.
Right there with you man. Casual flings and meetups for a quick fuck are much more common than they've ever been. This stuff is just becoming the norm and it honestly scares the shit out of me.
>>35492148
This is one of the reasons I don't watch tv or movies. Most shows have to put sex in everything. They do things like this to make the movie cater to as many people as possible. They put things in movies that cater to the young, old, women, men, various races because they don't want to exclude anyone from coming and buying their shit. Well, they've excluded me with all of this catering bullshit. Fuck the media. I just want something with a good story that appeals to me.
>go on /int/
>make thread about India being a superpower
oh im feeling /devilish/ today
>go on /r9k/
>mention having a gf
Never fails.
>go on /b/
>dont post anything and leave again
that board is /shit/ today
>>35492013
>go on /pol/
>bump dead threads back to the top
>Been with a cute virgin asian girl for almost 2 years
>Won't have sex with me until i graduate university
>Been doing nothing but dry humping with her to get off
>Only seen her pussy twice(10/10 pussy at least)
I don't know how much longer i can last before i just lose it and fuck her.
Hmm I'm sure she isn't getting gangbanged by chads while you take your mandatory privilege seminars, studycuck.
>>35492011
whats her reason for doing that though?
>virgin
Dude... I have bad news for you.
Warum sind Roboter solche Verlierer?
>>35492004
Bei mir ist es die Mischung aus mangelnden Gruenden zu leben (bzw. mangelnder Motivation mich im Leben anzustrengen) und absoluter Faulheit.
>>35492004
Hello, krauts.
bing bong bing bong bing bong xaxaxaxaxaxa
>got a girls number
>she's pretty cute
>intellectual
>in college, lives in a dorm
>heard through another person that she is still a virgin
>I don't have a car right now, and I'm broke for a week
What do bros? Should I call her and tell her I suck at life and ask her to come to my apartment and chill? Or what, how should I play this one out?
>>35491954
i told my mom about her, and she said the "3 day rule" is fucking retarded and to just call her. But idk what to say when I do call her.
>>35491964
>Invite her to your apartment to chill
What do you have over there ?
>calling people
Text her you and see how she responds to your messages. If she seems mildly interested, then ask to spend some time with her or to meet up with her. Don't tell her you don't have a car, it'll show you are poor and therefore worthless to woman.
>"Eeeey, damn white boi yous a cute one. Why don't you come over to mama and give me some sugah?"
What do, /r9k/?
Really makes ya hmmmm
>>35491906
360 degrees moonwalk away
>>35492014
so wait, you walk into him?
>walk into livingroom
>see mum watching documentary about 4chan, anonymous and the "spooky alt-right"
welp..
>parents walk into room
>4chan homepage open in tab
>what's 4chan anon?
>Talk to little sister
>"Hey did you read that thing about nazis not wanting to be called nazis anymore?"
>...Are you talking about the Alt-Right?
"Yeah, that"
>>35491895
>being an unironic Nazi
Fucking disgusting, human scum
Is this /r9k/ the comic?
>existential comics
Maybe. I can't post the one w/ the dragon.
>>35492030
lmao more please
>>35492292
www(dot)existentialcomics(dot)com
>Countless videos of overweight repulsive sheboons twerking on youtube
>Always set to nog rap
>Download and reupload some videos with the audio changed to Johnny Rebel songs
>Massive chimpout in the comments over the racist lyrics
>Actually got a few of the sheboon's accounts banned because of it for some reason
>Many keks were had
>>35491547
10/10 You are doing god's work
my dude, original
>>35491547
Link to said videos?
>>35491547
Did you really or are you just shitposting?
It's a super sunny day! I mean, the snowdrops are nice but I hope other flowers come out soon. I'm super embarrassed that the pancakes I made yesterday turned out to be both dry and heavy, especially since it was the first time my friend was here to try them. Oh well, next time.
I don't want to leave this country. I feel like I've found my place. After being here 6 months people are starting to open up to me, and i'm feeling that connection that the lack of made me feel so alone. I'm really worried about money, I technically won't have enough to live on next year, and have no idea how to rememdy that.
I think I'll have to sell my Radiohead ticket. Shame, since I've been waiting to see them in concert since they released in rainbows in 2006.
Okay
I'm writing
I don't have anything to say
I'm so angry
Not at anyone in particular, not even at the world itself
I don't understand why things happen like this
I wonder why I am such a whiny bitch. I've got three minutes to write whatever is on my mind and all I can think of is complaints. I wanna complain about girls not liking me. I wanna complain about hating going to class. I wanna complain about my family and my lack of good friends. I wanna cry about how much of a loser I am.
But when I look at myself from an external point of view, I just see a bitch. Lazing around all day and moping over meaningless shit. Sad about the past, uncomfortable about the present and anxious about the future. Maybe I should be a man, stop giving so much of a fuck and do the things I'm supposed to do. Nothing's gonna change if I keep up this loser mentality.
>>35491537
What a lovely feeling. I wish I had the means to start over again somewhere new
Hey robots. I'll record anything you want me to say on vocaroo. Here's my voice as a sample:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bqc0c5Uf5S
fuck off faggot
muted muted
>>35491322
say "kill yourself, anon"
>>35491322
you seem cool Anon
but I got no idea for a request I am too depressed
I don't usually do this but I am tired of fucking it up so I am unironically asking for r9k to help me out
>>35491131
>I am unironically asking for r9k to help me out with girl problems
nigga
Ask for her snapchat or phone number.
arrange a meeting ? if you have a place tell her to go there on a date and time, if not, figure some place out