My dog fucked up his dick trying to fuck woodchips.
Why is he so fucking stupid.
He's all good now that I took him to the vet but that was the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
>my dog broke into the trash can and made a mess
>tfw i just poisoned my dog with 600 mg of caffeine pills
he's shaking and gagging right now. lol.
Whenever a guy that I like finds out I'm a KHV or have no friends, he doesn't care. If I was a guy, I know people would care. Why is that?
Appreciate the effort and all that, but you're just being too obvious. You need to craft these things with care.
How many Communist robots we got here?
The links follow what I would call the suggested order you should be going about. These are legit books about god. The 1st two are two diffrent commentary's of the bhagavad-gita, the 1st by an native English speaker the other by a Hindu. After is the Srimad Bhagavatam which is the self proclaimed ultimate book. The last link is a book which contains the events of the missing parts of the 10th Canto.
The reason for higher intelligence is to understand god that is what sets man aside from beasts, so you should read these books that explicitly describe god its for your wellbeing. Enjoy!
I had a hari krishna roommate.
Basically this is the pajeet's version of mormonism.
If anything you should passively read the Bhagavita but, don't listen to hari-krishna.
I've seen you peddling your cult on /x/ and I won't sit by while you try to convert robots.
What do so called 10/10 "feet" even look like? I know I'm asking in the right fucking place.
>tfw no footfags will be attracted to my size 11 hairy flippers
King of the Hill lied to me. The episode where Peggy Hills massive feet being posted on a fetish website made me think mine would be seen as attractive.
Whats the easiest way to /suicide/? I have 3k USD to spare. Was gonna spend on a house with a couple of acres but who am i kidding women dont care anymore. 12 gauge?
Do you robots have any hobbies that are sort of peaceful and calming? Something you can be a little proud of? I can't make my own original drawings but I copied this from Ilya Kuvshinov. Sometimes I make changes to the drawings others have made to fit my taste a little better.
>tfw no cool gf like the girls I draw
This place is so toxic. So many negative, destructive personalities. I shouldnt expect less from a board that thrives off of race politics amd literal faggotry. I honestly hope you suffer and stay lonely. You are all gods mistakes,you are going to hell,live with it.
I'm actually just a depressed normie but I feel comfortable in this board.
Has anyone else just completely given up hope on the whole girlfriend/a girl being attracted to you thing happening?
I don't even feel any kind of particular emotion about it, just emptiness and a sense of being lost. Don't feel like doing anything else nowadays other than work my 9-5 and jack off to anime girls in my spare time as well as playing video games, reading, and playing my guitar. Drugs are a good time sink, especially when you're bored. I guess you can't be sad forever over something that you haven't experienced in your life anyway. Every year that goes by, you care less and less, and dating becomes exponentially harder to get into.
Anyone else relate?
I'm of the opinion that the only way you'll find "love" if you're not already attractive is if you actively seek it out. I'm doomed in that regard because I've stopped pursuing but I don't really want to do it anyway, so what's the point in forcing myself?
>Has anyone else just completely given up hope on the whole girlfriend/a girl being attracted to you thing happening?
I've been like that for a few years now.
>Don't feel like doing anything else nowadays other than work my 9-5 and jack off to anime girls in my spare time as well as playing video games, reading, and playing my guitar.
I just don't feel like doing anything at all.
I can't even remember the last time I enjoyed anything.
I just spend most of my time sleeping.
I think I'm going to lose my job soon, I'll probably kill myself when that happens.
what is it like being poor?
Why the fuck is it considered okay by anyone to hack off part of a child's genitals?
Deep down people have got to know that this is wrong.
it's just a little skin m8, don't worry about it
reminder this is what happens when you try to escape from your hikikomori ways
"I feel dominant. I want to own women. I want to impregnate women"
This dude is basically an ape in human form, he has an IQ of about 70. Maybe they defrosted one of those cave men and tried to integrate them into modern society.
i tested my iq and once i got 110, second time got 120, i feel the same as him because i am short and ugly and i could never get to fuck a nice girl, if i am ever alone with a cute girl i will rape her in all her holes and pump her full of cum
Ideal partner thread - /r9k/ edition.
Lets all find love ITT, because these threads do exactly that, right? I'm sure that by the end, the crippling loneliness will disappear.
>Their body type
>Describe a perfect day with them
>Talk a bit about yourself
can somebody else go first?
Female(female), but i'm also interested in friends so for those gender doesn't matter. You can just skip to about me or whatever if you just want to be pals, amigos, comrades etc.
Doesn't matter. I myself am ~5'7" (173cm), so it all depends if you're okay with being the same, shorter or taller.
>Their body type
Doesn't matter, as long as you're healthy and as long as your BMI isn't above 28-29 i'm good.
Someone that's always curious and wants to learn more about the world, even if it seems like insignificant and stupid topics to others. Someone that knows how to fall down and eventually get up. The obvious caring and loving. A person that like to jab at each other. Someone supportive that will always try to be there when needed.
Anything they're passionate about, except following mainstream sports.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Waking up to seeing each other, smiling, giving and receiving a small kiss, then cuddling in bed while watching something or playing games. Spending the rest of the day or either doing those things or going out on an adventure. Seeing some interesting sights, visiting parks or local woods. Discovering new remote places, having a picnic in our own personal corner of the woods.
>Talk a bit about yourself
24 years old European guy. Pale white, skinny, 173cm. Enjoy playing video games, watching movies, documentaries, memes, cute things. Like to do amateur gamedev, cook, daydream. Very supportive, overall very talkative when I get to know someone. Caring and warm or so i've been told. Can be snarky and sarcastic.
Overall you don't have to fit everything 100% in either case. This is just a rundown of the "ideal".
20 or 21 is ideal.
5'6 or shorter
>>Their body type
I don't mind chubby but athletic would be cool.
I really like Asians
Introverted, someone who stays inside and wants to spend every waking hour together.
Whatever makes them happy.
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Honestly, just being able to go out to the pier or a beach would be fine. The weather is perfect around now in California. Or spending the day inside playing video games and watching movies together.
>>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm 21, hardworking, optomistic and outgoing. I like to play card games, tabletop and video games. I'm huge on horror stuff too
what happens if you do heroin only once
Is it weird I'd rather pay for sex then take up an offer from this average/below average chick who keeps asking