Lem's Bar and Grill Advertising Department
2017-06-24 02:53:58 Post No.37920170
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Lem's Bar and Grill Advertising Department
2017-06-24 02:53:58
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https://discord gg/CSeBb2
You are hereby invited to join the prestigious Lem's bar and grill discord server. Hopefully you all prove worthy...
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Neat, just got kicked out of my old server, been looking for a new one!
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>>37920170
>literally says it's advertising
>still does it
Makes you think huh
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>>37920191
We got what you need
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>at work
>go to the back to do something
>coworker says something to me
>say what i say
>she says she likes my beanie
>i smile and say t-thanks
>she smiles back
shes a qt
does she want to fug?
pic related isnt my beanie
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>>37920143
Are you retarded?she is only making small talk,maybe she was bored or some shit.if she wanted to fug she would ask you out.
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>>37920177
she very friendly to me though
maybe she likes me?
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>>37920317
Has she complimented you about other stuff before?
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here's some fresh autism for you all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k__qvUydojU
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>>37920050
yeet hit
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>>37920050
you have cute nips
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>>37920124
t-thanks anon, you too teeheemake sure to subscribe
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How's your relationship with your mom, /r9k/?
My mom is legit the one reason why I haven't killed myself yet. I couldn't bear to actually do that to her.
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>>37920048
He's a cutie. No wonder his mom likes him.
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Uhhh that picture is highly disturbing....wtf. Why is she kissing him in the mouth?
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>>37920592
she loves her baby boy a lot.
A LOT
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How do you hurt someone who hurt you? 2017-06-24 02:48:13 Post No.37920041
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How do you hurt someone who hurt you?
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2017-06-24 02:48:13
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Unironically, and beating them isn't an option because they're masochistic.
Don't just say kill them.
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>>37920041
You don't because you're better than that.
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>>37920041
kiIl them
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ignore them
in an original way
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Based entirely on looks alone, which of these women would you choose to be with? Left side is face, right side is full body pic(in the case of Vadea its her real form).
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At least the fire fucker wears less makeup. Barbie has nothing on these assholes
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>>37920029
Chocolate g-dess *heart eyes emoji*
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>>37920029
>ywn be dominated by prime cutie diabla
why live
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What does a traps body feel like 2017-06-24 02:46:51 Post No.37920018
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What does a traps body feel like
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2017-06-24 02:46:51
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I've never touched a trap before but I've touched lots of guys and my sister. I can tell the difference between girls and boys.
Boys have harder bodies and girls have softer bodies. Girls are also warmer and smell a little acidic while boys smell the opposite.
I was wondering what traps smell and feel like especially once they've been on HRT for a few years. Are their bodies soft and supple like a girls? Do they smell like girls also by that time?
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>>37920018
Bumpserino
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>>37920018
All these stealth AGP threads.
But than again what would r9k be without them?
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>>37920404
>Muh AGP
Go back to /lgbt/ Blanchard-kun.
>Chads have infiltrated gaming now
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>>37919988
holy fuck get out of there
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Can I be Chad at least in games? Please?
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They've been here since at least Halo 2
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Why isn't there a drug board on 4chan?
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>>37919974
>>/b/
have fun
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>>37920078
that probably is the place for that... thanks I love you
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>>37919974
because drugs are illegal you filthy degenerate burn in hell
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>20 yo khv black male, no gf before! :(
>looking for escorts now
>"No black men"
>"No black gents"
So I can't lose my virginity and have the sexy time EVEN IF I want to pay for it? What the fuck?
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>>37919941
That's because most black guys that go to escorts are typically STD monkeys or Monkeys with a cane
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I feel your pain, I feel the same every time I go looking.
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Maybe if your race didn't have such high instances of sexually transmitted diseases coupled with a violent streak and a history of not paying for services rendered escorts would fuck you.
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How Man Robots Would Fuck A Girl? 2017-06-24 02:42:16 Post No.37919923
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How Man Robots Would Fuck A Girl?
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2017-06-24 02:42:16
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Now here me out. If a girl was naked in front of your room and wanted to have sex with you, how many of you would actually do it? Consider:
>Insecurities with your body
>Body Odor
>Not knowing what to do
>That someone would actually have sex with you
>Not sure if your meat is enough to get her off
Honestly, I would probably run away. A female with a nice body deserves better than a robot like me. How mant robots feel this way because I been getting these thoughts a lot recently.
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Gonna tear that ass up with the 3" anus winch!
Her asshole is gonna look like the open side of a frisbee when I'm done.
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>>37919923
If she is already naked and in bed, that means she wants you. She already knows what you look and smell like. Communication will also help with getting her off....just ask what she likes.
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I have put thought into this
I know 100% that this isnt how it would work in real life but this is how my autistic KV mind sees it
I would have her lay down in the bed and massage every part of her body starting from the head, shoulders, back, feet, lefts, chest, belly, then get into.
At this point I probably start kissing, I would kiss then kiss down to boobs then etc.
Then fuck her
Heres the song that defines this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXUmKw4pFdc
Is it an autistic fantasy, yes but its all I got
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I want to see if there is more exotic robots here
where are you posting from? no first world robots please(except for east Europe)
north Argentina here, small town with no subway, no Starbucks, no snow and no black people
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>>37919911
>no black people
sure buddy
Mexico city reporting in btw, don't know how rare robots are out here, i have seen some fellow weirdos in my university, but i doubt they browse 4chan as most of them don't speak english.
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>>37919911
Colombia. There are a few more niggers from here in the board. We're pretty brown, but not niggers, thanks god.
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>>37919911
does being a portuguese immigrant that is living in london make me exotic?I was living in a shitty island in the middle of nowhere similar to what op describes.
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This is my first time posting on /r9k/, i'm just generally sad and bored.
Talk to me /r9k/ let's talk about something, get it off your chest or make a new friend.
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I am sleepy
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>>37919933
Sleep is good, I love sleeping I wish I could sleep right now but I cant :(
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>>37919828
i'm just generally sad
Like everyone else here
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i went to the stadion at 5 am and i runned
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>>37919810
gud job ohpee
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>>37919810
>Tfw I went out and jerked off in public instead
Dawn is very calm when a man's jacking it
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>>37920711
That is really disturbing. You're disturbing
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>There are people right now going out, having a good time, and pairing up to engage in sexual congress later tonight
What the fuck are you doing?
Post whatever the fuck you're listening to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vENzsgAqB4
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I'm not actually listening to it right now, but this is stuck in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nlqpKNNprs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b936H4asauY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTclYDFOxNo
>>37919944
good shit