Can women really gain weight in their butt? If so that's really hot.
they like to think it does but probably goes to their arms and love handles
>>34993388
>Madyson
Yet another way to tell if a girl is trash - see if her parents spelled her name like they didn't pass the 5th grade
Fat distribution in women is different than in men, men get it around the gut while women get it around their thighs, hips, chest, and underarms.
That said, it's not a large amount needed for women before it starts just getting primarily stored in their gut too.
>practice gf proposed to me
>>34993347
>tfw the practice gf meme didn't take off
thank you for making this thread
>practice boyfriend impregnated me
fudge.
>>34993347
Now you can have a practice wife you non virgin normie scumbag
Can we get an /at least I'm not x/ thread?
>at least I'm not fat
>at least I'm not black
>at least I'm not homeless
>at least I'm not suicidal
>at least I have opportunities to improve myself
Pic related, no normie shit allowed such as having a gf.
>>34993216
At least I'm not aIone.
Here's one we can all thoroughly enjoy:
>at least I'm not a massive cuck like Anthony Burch
>at least i'm not stupid
>at least my family cares
What's it like going from no gf forever to having a gf? In what ways did your life change?
> real answers only plz
it sucks if you kind of enjoyed being a robot most of the time
probably good if your biggest problem was legit loneliness
>>34993174
>no clearly autistic 11/10 gf
Gross and miserable
Pic related, 8/10 woman
Blocks your path
What do, robots?
>>34993164
>Blocks your path
But that IS my path.
>>34993164
if not around, then through
I unleash the hammer of Ukraine
Hola! it is me again, Fernando.
Have you still not accepted that I am superior to your precious little blonde Chad? Haha. Pathetic.
henlo fernando
>>34993157
You're always comparing Chad to yourself.
Chad is fucking girls from the genetic top shelf.
>>34993218
As am I, anon. As am I, and can Chad provide a woman with true romance? Hahaha. No.
Fernando: 1
Chad: 0
If your hypothetical gf cheated on you, could you forgive her?
You cant divide by infinity, dump the bitch
>>34993131
What a fucking pussy.
original
It would actually make me kind of happy because then I would have a better reason to break up with her
>text girl you like
>she doesn't text back
I shouldn't have even tried ;_;
>having the number of the girl you like
DIE YOU FUCKING NORMIE
>>34993099
That video made me so fucking angry, that lad should've broken her nose and eye sockets
Now not only are you a KV loser, they'll also think you're a "creep" too
This shit has gone too far
Fembots
Robots may not like that girls are in our no girls allowed club but whatever but it shouldn't matter if you are female
Just stop fucking screaming it at the world
Nobody cares and the only people on here who do care are stupid fucking normies and stupid fucking robots
On this site, if you didn't know which appears to be the case with 100 percent of people who say they are female on here, you are 100 PERCENT ANONYMUS UNLESS SOMEBODY DECIDES THEY WANT TO FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE. NOBODY KNOWS YOU ARE A FEMALE AND FRANKLY NOBODY FUCKING GIVES ONE STOP FUCKING SPAMMING "LOOK AT ME IM A GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IM SO QUIRKY AND SPEEEEEEECIAL PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!!!1!!!!!" Its like the "gurl gam3r" shit, nobody cares if you are a girl and those who do are 12 year-olds and fucking mongs
The reason robots hate you is because you broadcast to the entire world that you, are in fact, a girl and that is called attention whoring which nobody likes
So stop and think for a second "am i a useless whore who only wants attention from fucking idiots?" And if you are go right a-fucking-head
Just know how fucking retarded you look to the rest of the board
>>34993089
>using female anime pic
we get it attention whore
you want cocks in your ass and ears
nobody is reading your autism
you want females to gtfo
so you can pretend to be female
you can't deceive biology fucking faggot
>making robots lonelier so they crave boicock
see straight through that shit
>>34993148
I used that picture because it shows how fucking disgusting this shit is, if you want to LITERALLY judge a book by its cover go right ahead because I don't fucking want you here anyway
highlands
sugarcoat
>>34992913
nylon
Menzoberranzan
Pic related, they are my favorite. I cook them until they are very crispy and burnt on the edges.
What do you robots like?
Are there any good fast food tendie dispensers? >I never eat out
>>34992791
Holy fucking yum I need to get me one of those bags, I'm craving them so bad
>>34992791
>fully cooked
>still have to put them in the microwave/fry them/bake them
>>34992791
also, I used to like putting Tyson patties on buns with cheese, but I got tired of them.
>Just got laid
haha, life is pretty cool when your a chad
>>34992777
this guy is beyond creepy he's probably in contact with evil forces or at least possessed by an evil spirit. My intuition is all kinds of off about this guy.
I know that feel. I lost weight and instantly got laid. Pic related is me. Went from a 5 to an 8.
>>34992823
Tbqh you looked better as the doppelganager for PapaJohns CEO.
would you date a refugee girl?
(you have to convert to Islam though)
>>34992738
That guy has great eyes. He better not sully his bloodline by consorting with that shit-eyed mudskin.
>>34992738
>>34992767
That chick was a top swimmer back in Syria before she went to Germany. The amount of time and money spent towards a person reaching that point is not cheap.
Bitch was loaded but lied about being a "poor refugee". Tons of impoverished Syrians that don't have the cash to up and leave are getting blown up everyday.
What a fucking farce. They really should just build a safe zone in Syria and prevent lecherous opportunists from gaming the system and going to Europe.
>>34992738
Go two for one on stupid you say?
At what age did you grow out of metal?
21 year olds and younger who think that they'll forever be metalfags, don't reply to this thread thank you.
>>34992545
around 16. Glad I grew out of it pretty early
>>34992641
No kidding that's like the age that most people start getting into it.
>>34992545
I still like classic metal but I dropped most of the new stuff when I was 16 because I realized how edgy and cancerous most of the new culture is. I was never really flamboyant about it.
>Attractive black girls don't exis---
It is just annoying that you bring your insecurity here of all places.
Do some people think black girls are attractive? Yes. Now leave.
>black
more like caucasoid from ethiopia, that's what gives her the attractive and symmetric facial features that she otherwise would not have
her SKIN looks like SHIT
she SMELLS like SHIT
NIGGERS are made of SHIT