What podcasts does /r9k/ listen to? Need some recommendations, the comfier the better.
>>35397131
I listen to the Rooster Teeth Podcast.
too impatient for podcasts, listening live internet radios for gathering new songs
Joe Rogan, its comfy to listen to while going to sleep
>be in film class
> get matched in a group with pic semi related
>Oh look! She brought a sattellite
> "aaaaughhann film"
Wat do?
>>35397005
I don't understand the last two texts
>>35397005
please, try again and speak english this time.
Gooroo tingwa Han solo
>Create tulpa gf
>Leaves for imaginary Chad version of self.
>Can't sleep because hear them fucking like rabbits in your posterior parietal lobe
you're just a cuck at heart anon
>>35396747
>/x/
Why even.
>>35396747
a lobotomy fixes it, anon-kun
>Ask mommy if I can go see the counselor this week
>"Why? What has changed? You don't do anything. What do you even talk about there?"
counselors are overrated just self medicate with drugs and shit
>>35396672
This is why you've been saving your pee bottles, OP.
>>35396672
get your dick out and sing the lion king theme song while you sit in the sink
she'll beg u to go
A very talented nigger died 20 years ago today. He wrote you a song to kill yourself to. It's not going to get any better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6ChkExqv2E
>>35396142
Shove that nigger pop up your arse Jalnormie.
>>35396221
>arse
oi m8 bugger me up the jimmypipe innit?
>>35396142
Oh wow that was 20 years ago I'm getting old. I remember all the black kids wearing biggie shirts to high school this day 10 years ago.
>Half of r9k threads are about hating women
>Half of r9k threads are asking how to get a gf
>>35395796
>half of girls complain about their boyfriends
>half of girls complain about 'fuccbois'
Of course people who can't get a girlfriend are going to hate women.
>women won't have sex with me! >:(
>women that have sex before marriage are sluts and disgusting whores
>get hacked for 600m on old school runescape
>already drunk as fuck so lose my shit
>gf starts telling me to calm down so I hit her
>not enough so I start hitting her more
>she goes to bed crying but I still feel like shit
>go to out to drink more
>get horny and go into a brothel
>they have a transexual
>drunk enough to go for a punt
>fuck some tight Filipino tranny and blow my load
>on my way home meet some meth addict and talk about shit until 1 am outside a church
>she gives me some random drug but I don't feel anything
>come home and make up with gf
>kiss her good night
>she says she loves me
>tfw I've become my dad
Am I a normie or a robot? I have a gf but I am as emotional as a robot. I don't know where I belong.
>>35370909
>already drunk as fuck so lose my shit
>gf
>go out
>to drink
>talking to strangers at 1 AM
Definitely feeling normie here.
>>35370909
Seems like a very healthy lifestyle and relationship. Keep up the good work!
I've seriously upset my best friend, and I don't know how to make it up to her.
She started talking about how her dad got her this light that is supposed to help her. He thinks she has Seasonal Affective Disorder (with the greatly descriptive acronym of S.A.D.) since her sister does on a smaller scale.
To me at first it all sounded like a bunch of homeopathy tier bullshit, and as I have a tendency to do, I said as much. I didn't know a thing about it. I made a very wrong presumption.
Later I looked up SAD and later looked it up in google scholar. This stuff is real, with quantifiable results and all.
I've spent all day doing everything I can to apologize. As I got more desperate I wrote her a 5 paragraph apology explaining what how wrong of me it was to speak on something I know nothing about. I've never regretted something off the cuff like that so much.
She means the absolute world to me.
I've never made her cry until today, and since we were not face to face I didn't realize I had even done so. I feel awful.
I don't know where else to put this. /b/ is full of asshole. So is /r9k/ but I've seen you people help others before at least.
Does anyone here know how I can make it up to her?
>>35418936
>Does anyone here know how I can make it up to her?
give her a cream pie
>>35418952
If she doesn't like pie she's got more problems then lights
>>35418936
>o me at first it all sounded like a bunch of homeopathy tier bullshit, and as I have a tendency to do, I said as much
A lot of the homeopathy shit actually works.
You should be more open minded instead of being a twat. Grow the fuck up and recognize that you don't know everything.
Also tell your friend exactly that. Tell her that you're sorry and that you are a close minded twat who needs to grow up. She'll appreciate it probably.
I've had this rash for 3 days what's wrong with me
>>35418887
It's only under my right nipple and nowhere else, it's itchy and painful
you have the skin aids
rip in peace OP
NippleAids
>go in Twitter
>type "white people"
Nothing but negative and self hating white people
>type black people
Nothing but positive comments
Why do you pretend /pol/ isn't right?
I want to see what bullshit they pull in that movie, but I don't want to give them my money.
>>35418091
Pirate it later on you dumb nigger
>go on twitter
>girl I'm orbiting tweets that she refuses to date white american men
hmmm
Resigned from my wage slave job after working over 30 hours in three days and getting only seven hours sleep in that time. Two weeks until I'm home free.
Don't let the memes fool you. Work fucking sucks.
I work 36 hours in 3 days and still have time to lift weights and handle my shit. You're just a pussy desu.
>>35418000
Nah your just a slave, better get some rest while you can slavie, got to make sure you are plenty rested for shekelstein tomorrow. I hear he needs a new house, tick tock wagie.
>start accruing overtime for even a minute passed 8 hours work in one day
>one full 8 hour shift of overtime makes me roughly $420
Get a union job
Have you ever loved a promiscuous woman?
Your mother was pretty promiscuous and lots of people loved her.
I love my current gf even though she's not a virgin.
Kind of screws with ya head but I'm better now that I dont plan on marrying the hoe and am going to try and find a qt virgin while getting easy sex.
Nope. First girl i loved was a virgin, second was a girl who was in a relationship for 10+ years and only had sex a handful of times with himwe had more within a month of being together
Who addicted here? I feel like I am getting addicted to theanine now that I am not smoking weed.
put another 250 mg under my tongue
also general drug thread to escape this lonely world
no drug bots on tonight?
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! All these imouto threads have given me an irl imouto fetish. I can't stop looking at my little sister without imagining having a romantic relationship with her. What do I do?! (Inb4 fug)
Unrelated: which anime character do you believe has the coolest design?
>>35417166
Maybe you should give her a hug and tell her you love her
>>35417166
Embrace the fetish OP
>3 hours spent masturbating to femdom porn
>80$ spent talking to a retarded findomme
>60$~ spent buying humiliation vids on niteflirt
somebody comfort me in the next 10 minutes or im going to jump out of my third story apartment
>>35416864
There's a ton of free stuff out there you know?
Why don't you just post a pic of yourself throwing money in the toilet you fucking loser?
>80$ spent talking to a retarded findomme
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