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>>35287982
You are literally paying them to teach you how to drive, part of that is learning how to operate the manual transmission. It's incredibly easy, it's a lot like riding a bike, at first it seems really daunting, but once you get the feel for it you'll be fine.

>>35287982
i read an article saying 90% of the people who attend truck driving school have ridden in a big rig before.

you are going to be so fucking awkward.

>>35287982
Watch some YouTube videos and perhaps play some driving simulators to help you understand the concept a bit.

Also truck manual transmissions are different than cars/motorcycles so even if you were familiar with driving those there would still be a learning curve.

Kick that drummers ass anon. You shouldn't have yo take this shit. Put your bitch in her place too while your at it.

stop being a beta faggot and confront her you dumb cuck

Don't worry OP, she'll probably get knocked up and then you can kick her to the kerb like the selfish lying cunt whore she is.

>>35287934

You're gonna have to take a shower first.

ok but i need to put on 15 condoms

i hope you're serious because i dont want to be the only one that fantasises about this

imagine the gleeful joy on their faces as they get their first cummies inside a grill, all desparate for a turn, ravaging you like a pack of hungry animals

to ayy or not to ayy

How do you ayy a lmao?

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>>35287694
How do I build a spaceship that will take me anywhere I want to go?

>>35287675
>24
>the age where your inexperience is officially sending you down the slippery slope
yeah

>>35287675

I never panic but often feel dread. The amount of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere is such that the thawing of permafrost and release of methane clathrate deposits is inevitable. The amount of methane will likely catapult temperatures to 8 degrees celsius above mean which means hundreds of millions will be forced to migrate, there will be extreme drsught making many equatorial areas in the middle east, asia and north america virtually uninhabitable with current population siszes being what they are. Water scarcity will likely spark a major war in the middle east, there may be conflicts and instability over new arctic resources, disease will cause millions of addition deaths, parasites will be catastrophic for crops in an incressing amount of areas and the ocean ecosystem will potentially collapse cutting off the protein source for at least 30% of the world's population and such a collapse will likely cause a drastic loss of species on land.

We are in the middle of the anthropocene extinction event. I unitonically wish an alien species would come by and brutally massacre all the people who propagate this shit.

>be me
>currently in last semester of high school
>thought this would be an exciting time
>actually failing two of my subjects after passing all others with relative ease
>mfw two subjects are putting me at risk of becoming NEET
>mfw looking up airfare to LA and calculating how long I can survive homeless on my current savings (the only thing I have a lot of)

>>35287581
Fuck their wifes/gfs.

>>35287581

Nothing because white supremacist groups almost never do anything other than shout nigger and rage until their eyes are bloodshot, ironically, at posts other white supremacists make about hoe I am smashing white pussy.

Probably smugly smile because they are massive, raging cucks that have never accomplished anything significant in their 'movement'.

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>>35287581
Come at me brah. I'm always packing

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Template for you faggots

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Ay Utopia was a great show while it lasted

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>>35287884
das boot is a fantastic movie

>>35287466
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3513544/Bridesmaid-31-hanged-struggling-cope-seeing-friends-married-failed-partner.html

but years later the women using tinder are the ones that end up killing themselves when they cant find a mate later on to marry.

>>35287466
Women meeting strangers and having sex with them is nothing new.
There are disgusting whores who pack an overnight bag into their handbag when they go out clubbing because they know they'll probably meet a guy they've never met before go to his place, fuck him, and stay there until the next morning.

Welcome to the future Lel

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>>35287363
FUCK OFF GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

FUUUUUCK

looks like the Virgin Mary.

Do governments actually do that like put them in existing people houses? I thought they just put them in projects or something.

>>ignorance is bliss
thats how it is done

>>35287353
how do i do it lad

> fact

citation required

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>>35287249
severe brainlets
>dont understand humor
>can barely focus, constantly set my kitchen on fire because i forget shit
>actually spasstic, accidentally breaking light bulbs with sudden burst outs

shits fucked yo

Dicklet is the worst when it is actually go time but those others are worse in day to day life.

>>35287249
People with close set eyes have it worse than all of those combined

>been lifting for 4 months and squatting 115lbs

>>35287232
Probably. Might want to do c25k.
It's worth it trust me.

>decide to shave legs

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>aye little bitch remember the nigger? I'm gonna whop yo ass boy, fuck wit me"
oh god this is just hilarious, i can imagine 12 year old skinny anon freaking out

>>35287146
Can you still call people nigger on xbox live? I haven't done it in a while.

Same with me, but for pissing off white nationalists and paranoia consisting of malevolent Google engineers and NASA satellite engineers and the CIA and FBI.

You're a republican.

You voluntarily put weewees in your mouth

>>35287031

nonner

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>>35286990
Does this count as a normie meme?

True. They're all forced and make no fucking sense. They have no soul.

>>35286990
Honestly some of the shit I see floating around is actually retarded. A retarded kid must have made them.