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>>36615947
I want to hide from reality, lad.

Robots plz help

tfw you will never be embraced.

but you will eventually, we all will.

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Because I love you and care about you, anon!!!!

life has no meaning
you're living in a random world
who gives a shit dude

How old are you? like 20? Get control of yourself. Its fine for a woman to catch your eye but stop acting like your retarded ass is just going to bust out your dick and beat it in public.

>>36615757
Footfags are the worst

They are like their plain ass fetish is "oh so strange and taboo" when a fairly large amount of perfectly average people share this fetish. They also treat it like some horrible affliction that makes it impossible to act normally. Like I enjoy tits, but that doesn't mean that whenever I see cleavage I am unable to function. Get ahold of yourselves you worthless trash and act properly.

>>36615777
I'm 78, I love lots of people.

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I fucking did as well anon.

>173cm(5'8)
>ADD
>Aspie
>Axiety disorder
>half Indian, half white
>5.5 inch long cock
>dumb fuck
>Tiny wrists.
JUST

>>36615721
You won! You'd be a perfect trap!

Your standards in females is too high for someone who isn't good looking

>>36615714
In all instances yes, rape occurred.

This isn't philosophy. It's common sense to everyone but the severely autistic with no actual experience of relationships and emotions.

>>36615848
The real question is whether scenarios 3 and 4 would be treated with respect within a court of law.

In a court of law? Yes. Socially? Absolutely not. But on both sides there's problems with how this would be processed mentally. Nobody is blameless apart from the victim.

Also depends a lot on the relationship.

vomit inducing
the stench of an unshaven
roast beef vagina

I don't mind the natural look

It's the normies who all prefer childlike bald snatches

>>36615669
>implying you have any idea what any vagina has ever smelled like

>>36615598
i don't drink coffee you stupid whore

>>36615598

Your house is small and full of superfluous frivolities. You must organize your abode according to Stoic principles if you wish to achieve true ataraxia.

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>>36615598
>otay
Do not talk down to me!

Be honest: you don't really love her do you? You are attracted to her, but not really in love, right?

Are you fucking shitting me, Thomas.

>>36615532

I was in a similar situation with a girl at college and her boyfriend was back home. I liked her and we were hanging out a lot. She admitted to some feelings but couldn't decide. There's no way to start anything without realizing that she could do the same to you and huge expectations for the relationship, so I bailed. Just realize that we're all more generic than we like to admit and what you've done to put this girl in particular on a pedestal comes from your own mind more than hers.

>>36615509
I do the fucking same thing.
I dont know why but I always think that everyone I am not close to secretly hates me.

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I hate myself. How could anyone else even like me?

get out of your head
you are self-sabotaging
afraid of success

>>36615479
i cant teleport to you and help you, but my advice would to retry joining or find a new group

>>36615479
>What do
Get b& underage.

>>36615538
I tried but everyone seems busy doing their normie shit.

INB4 this thread 404s because no one cared enough to click the link.

Strange how those times seem paradoxically so innocent

>>36615473
Am I the only one who thinks bodies/faces looked differently in past eras? I'm not talking about fatter or skinnier, just how they were shaped overall. There's some faces that just look like 80s faces, or 50s faces or whatever. You wouldn't see them around today. I understand beauty standards change over time but does it really cause that much of a difference?

just be yourself
as long as you are handsome Chad
you will do just fine

>>36615457
My best answer and what works to me is be nice. Give handshakes when appropriate after asking their name.

>>36615457

What are your interests? Even if they are introverted like gaming, there's probably still a few LAN centres/tabletop cafes in your town where you can go along to.

Or pick up a new hobby, like the gym. Find someone else who is of the same skill level as you and ask them if they can watch your form or give you a spot.

>>36615345
>play Skyrim
>was about 15 or 16 at the time
Stop reminding me I'm old

>>36615345
ah, when you finally upgrade from nexus mods to loverslab. been there

>>36615369
>played Pong
>was about 15 or 16 at the time

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I miss when this board used to be full of greentext stories with people posting about being NTR'd without even realizing.
It sure looks like you at least realize that, so what do you want me to tell you? It doesn't sound healthy

>>36615491
I'm just hurt and venting, anon-kun...
She's cruel.

This is the part where you cut all contact and ignore her whenever you see her in public

>>36615295
Praise be to those 5 degrees, eh lad?

>>36615295
Holy fucking Canada

Was just 84 here yesterday git gud

>being in university
>wearing plenty of warm clothing because while it's sunny it's pretty fucking cold
>realise people around me are wearing t-shirts and shorts
wtf am I sick