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Bump I need to know if I was wrong for doing it or not? I basically wanted my boss to feel guilty too.

Lying about sick grandma is a normalfag excuse staple.

Nobody will believe you but they'll be forced to excuse you.

It's not really 'wrong,' he'll just think you're a lazy flake.

>>35506591
Why would you feel bad? Your boss is an asshole and your job is shitty, and you'll probably get fired soon enough anyway. Also, I would like to suggest you learning a skilled trade via apprenticeship, it'll potentially give you a sense of pride in doing something with your hands and is much better than being some sap at a department store or whatever the hell you're doing.

Right there with you, but I'm 25.

>>35506586
Am I more inclined to have dreams an aspirations as an 18 year old? I have none

>>35506586

29 and without much hope. I talk myself out of everything.

What good are dreams and aspirations when you don't have what it takes to achieve anything?

If you need to get laid to have a good time, you'll never have a good time even if you got laid

Can frats be robots

>>35506569
>1
Don't move backwards in life anon
>2
If getting laid is your gameplan this is your best bet
>3
Go with a friend and wingman females there
>4
Basically a free escort, good plan to get laid
>5
Do something out the norm

either try to get closer to her or cut contact. have you tried getting closer already?

>>35506567

This.

Orbiters are responsible for their own pain.

Cut contact with her permanently. If a girl hasn't had expressed sexual interest in you within the first 24 hours of meeting, you're friendzoned and will never escape. She knows you like her and is stringing you along to feed her ego. She doesn't have any particular feelings for you as a friend either because she can replace an orbiter like you in a heart beat.

>>35506520
I just don't know anymore. I'm tired of trying to decipher through the cryptic language. I'm tired of not being able to know. I don't know your intentions. I don't know...all I ask is for some clarity.

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>>35506604
ANYPLACE BUT THOSE l KNOW BY HEART

>>35506656
I've set up a home-studio recently. Did you see my other posts?
I want to get a brain scan but my doctor won't let me. I wonder if he's hiding something. I know he is. I think I'd kill myself if he is.

>>35506504
>autisms need not apply

>>35506504
Why not you? Why should you be special?

Agree
Flesh goes against you . America is being led blindfolded

another thread about no sex, this should be renamed not r9k

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>>35506448

You are not alone.

I wish I weren't afraid of death.

cheer up, sadguy
didn't you hear that the world is actually more great than you think?
i mean, maybe not for you, but you should probably be happy for the people who are having a ball
maybe on your expense, but hey, no biggie
chin up and all that

>>35506500
My life usually isn't bad. Right now it's shit though, and it's almost entirely my fault. I keep skipping schoolwork and it's fucking me over, this is only one factor of course but it's the biggest. I've fallen so far behind and I'm scared I won't be able to graduate and live a normal life

>>35506439
Did she suck it out of your ass?

>>35506439
I try to cough to cover it up, it usually doesnt work.

>>35506439
Usually I don't laugh because my sense of humour has been warped by my time on the internet and general negative experiences which some basic bitch can't relate with.
In fact I rarely laugh at all with normie humour, only time I can find their stupid shit funny is when it catches me off guard. Like some toilet humour/ poop or fart jokes in a normally really serious context.

While smoke will constrict arteries marijuana has vasodialating effects. while nicotine is inherently vasoconstrictive

Also smoking cigarettes is an addiction for the sake of addiction

>not smoking your own home grown tobacco in a corn cob pipe
Casuals

>>35506467
i dont get why people say its an addiction, i can smoke a half a pack one day and then only smoke a few through the week

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>>35506501
because the popular definition or use of "addiction/addictive" in the current vernacular does not conform to your individual bio-chemistry or psychology

most folks cannot do that. or more properly, most folks do not do that.

killing yourself is never not an option. your metaphoric entrapment is a euphemism for the grand scheme of your life. die before it hurts too much

one thing at a time anon. if you want to get bigger you eat more and lift. if you want to get smaller you eat less and do cardio. if you try to eat less and lift you're gonna have a bad time.

>>35506446
You're definitely right anon. I know that nothing I do matters, but I somehow still deceive myself in to trying to improve. I think it's because if I give up, I'll be too afraid to kill myself and just end up gaining 100 pounds while wasting my life away

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i eat ok food and only drink water and i still want to kill myself

>>35506363
I haven't quit it totally since it's in pretty much everything but I have cut back a lot.

The worst was energy drinks. Stay up all night all wired until 4am, wake up tired at 1PM, get an energy drink to boost me up, etc.

What helped the most in terms of diet change was Virgin Coconut Oil.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4247320/

It also stopped my balding and helped me lose weight.

>>35506474
Coconut oil, huh? I must say I prefer snake oil myself.

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the jew in pillform will not make your life better. thats something you need to do yourself. nobody or anything will do it for you. only you. op is a faggot

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>>35506325
I feel miserable, but like you said only I can do it myself.
Why don't I enjoy video games anymore? It was all I had left. My one escape for the dull life I live.

What if my head is just fucked in permanently? There is something very wrong with my brain.

I have a job, a good friend, a place to live, a job, a car. But I am missing so much still.
I want a girl to spend my time with and to take care of each other

>>35506264
I know your pain anon. My depression has hit the same point as yours, I am completely empty and gone. If you want off of your meds, talk to your shrink and they should give you advice on how to taper off of them slowly. This won't eliminate withdrawal symptoms, but it will make them less severe. Do NOT stop them cold turkey

That's cute cute cute! Anon

>>35506261
who /faggot kike nigger/ here

ftfy

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>>35506261
I feel it too anon. I still remember what it felt like to hold a girl's hand during the dancing units in PE, it was very nice.

>>35506252
I know a lot of posters here like to meme about incest fantasies, but in reality the vast majority of you would probably tell a female relative to put some clothes on and be grossed out if she tried anything

>>35506291
this, i have a sister who i can see is quite hot but shit, she's my fucking sister, just no!

>>35506291
you sound like a gay faggot homo