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*YAWNNNNNNNNNN* *BURRRRRRRP* *FARTS*

Enjoying your lunch break, wagecuck? I just rolled out of bed 20 minutes ago and now I'm enjoying a nutritious Subway sandwich that was made to order just for ME by a qualified sandwich artist.

Enjoy your microwaved leftovers in the break room, wagekekies. Another day, another dollar.
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>>35688370
I get to buy cool things I like. Like a Daki cover for my body pillow or fun video games. Takes a bit of saving but it pays off.
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*BRRRAAAAP*
Mmmm, yessss
*snifff*
MMMM
*BRRRAAAAAAP*
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>>35688469
>still wanting things

this is where you fucked up wagie

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>wagecuck
>work my ass off
>got promoted
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>finally earn more than I need to cover the bills
>got a habit of buying some snacks (chip or other garbage) after work
>order pizza every now and then
>year passes
>got 40 pounds fatter
>old jeans don't fit
>suffer from it daily
>too shy to go to a store and buy new ones
>half a year passes
>old jeans are really painful to wear now
>block some blood paths on my hips or something
>blacked out once after taking them off
>got much worse health ever since
>immune system sucks, headaches, sleepiness
>got sick 3 times in a row
>had to skip work for nearly 2 months
>got demoted
>can't recover from that habit of eating crap
>got into debts to cover the bills
>still eating crap daily
>got a heart attack a few months later
>all relatives are worried about me
>still wearing old jeans
>can't tell everyone why it happens
>doctors can't find anything
>nearly got fired after getting sick once again
>tfw

Why is life like that, robots?
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>>35688203

This is all your own damn fault.
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>Start eating better
>Problem solved
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>>35688203
>too shy to go to a store and buy new ones
Just order some online you fucking retard. Are you afraid of making eye contact with the buy button on amazon?

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>tfw nobody responds to your threads
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you don't have that feel now anon
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>>35688177
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

there u go
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>>35688177
have a highly original (you)

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I actually, wholeheartedly, have a powerful as fuck urge to become a millionaire now.

Anyone else feel this way?
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>>35688114
Not really, I just want to enjoy life.
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>>35688114

I'd rather go for 100 grands.

I'd buy a rather comfy van and start stealthvandwelling and have a few years time to get a decent job.
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I would like to be a billionaire, but I have no idea how

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this is zoe quinn say something nice about her
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she would look nice with my load on her face
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She's tall and pretty and I want her to be my mommy gf.
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>>35688064
I want to marry Zoe!

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Also drinking alone in Weatherspoons edition
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>>35687949
>Also drinking alone in Weatherspoons edition

Are you really drinking alone in spoons? Picture lad.
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>>35687976
>Are you really drinking alone in spoons
No but a lad mentioned it last thread and I have done it once when my brother stood me up. Doesnt feel as weird as you'd think lots of fellas seem to spend all day there.
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>well I tried switching to diet coke for 3 days and I'm still fat looks like this is my destiny

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>Only have one life
>born a black guy
Its not fair i don't deserve this.
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>>35687907
I wonder what we unironically have in common
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>>35687907
Why did god allow us to exist senpai
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>>35687907
Kys you fucking coon

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This could have been you. Looking badass with all your medals and living among your own people.
>No blacks causing crime
>No Mudslimes committing jihad and invading the west
>No Jews manipulating the media, government, hollywood, and big business.
>No disabled people leeching off the government

But no... moralfags had to step in and 'do the right thing.' How's that working out for you Western civilization?
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This is your wife
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>>35687814
Why are there racists on my board? Get out
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And no anime to take my mind off dumb cunts like you.
Worst timeline.

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Are we just supposed to go to our shitty job at Mcds for a small pay check at the end of the month and never get anything nice, never get any action?

What kind of a fucking life is that? where am I supposed to get that motivation from? Because it sure isn't coming from that small pay check.
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>>35687781
>save money
>go to community college getting good grades
>transfer to 4 year and get 4.0 gpa
>apply to Med school
>if you fail apply to other medical profession
>get in
>just take out loans
>do the best you can
>pay off loans living like a monk for 2-3 years
>enjoy new life status

But you guys will never do it because you are lazy and enjoy being a loser
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>2017
>get your first job, at McDs
>replaced by a computer in 2 years
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>>35687834
> pay off loans living like a monk for 2-3 years

Yeah so I'm lazy because I don't want to do that.

Right..

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Dear third world femanons, would you marry a first world robot to get a first world passport?

Asking for a friend.
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Kill yourself. Fembots don't exist you cuck.
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>>35688593
Want to say this to my face and not on the internet fag?
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>>35687765
Jajaja implying 3rd world woman to leave her potential 3rd world chad for a first world beta.

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Hey /r9k/
Tell me... Why are we so fucked up?
I mean, humanity is shit so, tell me, what's the biggest problem with the society?
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Humans are rather primal, most of the bad things in society exist because of people being unable or unwanting to overcome that.
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Lonliness maybe? A planet full of life yet we are the only ones of our sort.
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>>35687718
Short answer is we are in a culture that let's us feed our vices 24/7. We have no moderation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B29YStCYorY

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Who /transgirl/ here?
I wanna transition, but my family would probably disown me. I'm not even out yet.
The dysphoria is killing me.
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>>35687713
>Who /transgirl/ here?
>I wanna transition, but my family would probably disown me. I'm not even out yet.
>The dysphoria is killing me.

There's no reason to tell your parents. You are old enough to schedule doctor's visits and get pills yourself

The sooner you do it the better it'll be for you

or just self medicate, qhi has cheap pills
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No. The lack of attention and validation is what is killing you, and the only way you can find yourself receiving that is by becoming a girl, because you see how girls receive attention and validation for literally no other reason than existing.

Being a tranny isn't the same as being a girl, so your plan will fail and you'll likely kill yourself once you fuck up your body and realize this
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>>35687713
Just do it.
Unless your family regularly jerks you off, how will they know your Dick is missing?

Meanwhile LIVE ON NIGGA NEWS NINE!
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NIGGA NEWS NINE!
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THEY WON'T SELL ME MA CIGARETTES!
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LIVE ON NIGGA NEWS NINE!

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WHY WASN'T I BORN FUCKING DEAF? I ENVY DEAF PEOPLE BECAUSE I HATE TALKING AND INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE
THEY'RE SO UNGRATEFUL, WHY DON'T DEAF PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT THEY HAVE A GIFT? I'M SO FUCKING MAD
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>>35687626
What's stopping you from just destroying your hearing?
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>>35687644
Music and I don't want to look retarded with those huge hearing aids
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>>35687626
You'd have to learn sign language as a way to communicate I have 0 heating in left ear hign pitch sounds aren't a problem sometimes I'll ignore people or ask them to repeat what they said

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>just go out
>just talk to people

What the FUCK did they mean by this
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>>35687509
Read the Book of Pook.
It's a good. free, online read for figuring these tough questions out.
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They want you to just do it OP
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>>35687509
They meant you should go outside and talk to people

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