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>tfw too shy to post a pic of my penis
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>>37478171
>tfw too shy to get a job
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>>37478171
nobody wanted to see that sorry little thing anyway
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>>37478341
>tfw i looked for a job and then i found a job

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How do you cope with the fact that all your friends have more successful lifes and no longer want to hang out with you?
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but they don't have better lives than me and they do still hang out with me on the internet
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>>37478057
they're not your friends, my innocent child.
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>>37478163

I'm starting to believe that.

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From high in the sky, a pair of aliens observes humans using a bizarre object. Perplexed, one alien turns to the other and says:

>"How strange. The Earthling is opening a hole in a sheet of paper and marking it with a line to show the other Earthlings where the hole is. I've never seen anything like it!"

What could these extraterrestrial visitors be talking about?
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>>37477925
This is interesting enough to bump.
I'd say it's one of those cardboard cutouts with a hole for the face but it's probably wrong
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>>37478147
This one might actually be too hard. I know I wasn't able to get it when I played the game.

Here's a hint.
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Is it scissors

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>walk anywhere in public
>can tell people are staring at me
>try to pretend not to notice
>nervousness increases effects of virgin walk disease

Why is life so difficult brehs
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i'm far too self-absorbed to think about other people. I think people think the same way about themselves.

Faggot
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get the rape look off your face
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>>37478007
Just what is this rape face anon

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If you think people are born transgender, and cannot become trans through fetish shit, listen to this every day for a week:

https://bambisleep.blogspot.com/2017/02/bambi-bimbodoll-conditioning.html
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what happens if a girl(female) listens to it
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>>37477904
I'm already trans and not into weird fetish shit
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>>37477904
Cool story

Me on the bottom left

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>tfw no tomoko gf

steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf/
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>>37477902
pls stop posting my bfs steam profile
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>>37477919
this is a lie desu
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>>37477931
prove it slut

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> all closed systems tend towards entropy
> every measurement you make destroys atleast as much information as you gain (usually it destroys way more)
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I don't even know what information means in physics, but I remember reading it is constant? is this wrong?
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destruction of information creates at least as much information
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>>37477888
>all closed systems tend towards entropy
That's not technically true. Entropy is only a manifestation of some underlaying statistical process, so there is a chance of entropy decreasing. In fact on a fundamental level all things are just statistical, perhaps we've all been here before anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poincar%C3%A9_recurrence_theorem

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>tfw no bf that will put his cock in my face
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If you're a girl (male) than it's understandable. If not, you're either fat as fuck or you stink.
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>tfw i have a bf who rubs his cock all over my face and slaps me with it
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>>37477807
>If you're a girl (male) than it's understandable
Yup

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looking for qt neet fembot gf into dd/lg

I will take care of you
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>>37477739
>>37477739
>>37477739
kill yourself op faggo.
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please respond fembots
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but how do I go about contacting you? :(

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>5'6"
>25 years old

why do I exist
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To be my sex slave and do my bidding,for i am a 6'2 master race
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are u kv tho?

im 5'11" barefoot and kv at 26 so ultimately what difference does it make. i might as well be 5'0" or 6'4", it makes no difference
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>>37477780
ok I'll take that offer not op though but will 5 ft 7 work for you?

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Rate my girlfriends sweet little breasts. <3
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>>37477677
mantiddy/10

./thread
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I can say with utmost confidence that this as a male's nipple
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>>37477677

Saged. Just in case.

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When did you grow out of atheism?
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I'm pretty sure I've never believed in god but internet atheism is the most embarrassing shit and I grew out of that when I was like 15.
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the 3,198th fedora tipped in my direction really got to me
jesus is now my copilot
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Atheism is the equivalent of the guys who get into long arguments in the comment section of DA fetish art

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>tfw no tall muscle hunk bf who bullies and humilates my beta orbiters

any fembot know this feel?
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>>37477462
Why don't you bully your beta Orbiter yourself you faggot
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>>37477462
I asked you a question lil faggot, I want an answer, NOW.
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>>37477462

>tfw no Chad

This is your true feel in lying whore. You bore me

saged

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She has killed a living being
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Let's not get carried away there buddy abortion really doesn't hurt anyone who knows the difference
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>>37477431
I'd honestly recommend an abortion if the baby was <6' and hadn't developed a brain yet.

Why do Americans even debate this?
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I wish OP's mom had an abortion

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Hey Robots I'd like to hear your names.
I was doomed with fucking "Winston"
It pisses me off how many times I get the Overwatch joke.
Any annoying shit about your names?
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Sean
Not much bad about it except that as a child my classmates would sometimes pronounce it as sea-ann in an attempt to mock me.
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>>37477490
What assholes lol
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>>37477490
I remember a kid named Sean who had anger management issues and if you pronounced it "Seen" he'd get really mad

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