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>>35450051
>soda/popcorn costs $15 at the movies
>dig a cup and bag out of the trash and get refills for free

WORDS THAT KILL

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This is my first time on /r9k/ since like July. It makes me so happy seeing that the Joker meme is still alive

>Be at expensive private school for posh people
>be hungry
>notice full, uneaten ham sandwich in the common room waste paper bin
>packaging Is open but sandwich looks untouched.
>in full view of everyone (10+ people) pick sandwich out of bin.
>look round at everyone.
>say nothing.
>eat half of sandwich
>everyone staring
>guy, horrified asks me why I'm eating a sandwich that was in the bin.
>say nothing, finish sandwich.
>hand him the packaging.
>he just stares at me.
>walk out of room.

>find out 4 years later that everyone thought I was crazy, and were to scared to ask me about it.

Moral of the story, bin sandwiches strike fear into your enemies.

>same year
>snotty kid in year below me calls me names when ever I walk past (15-16 years old at this point.)
>ignore him, annoyed by his imaturness but not that much.
>one day, after about 4 months of this happening meet him one day in the toilets. Just us.
>He starts with his name calling.
>I finish my piss and zip up.
>walk over and wash my hands.
>he's standing by the door.
>as I walk out, I slam his snearing face into the wall and walk out.

>guy apparently broke his nose, but wouldn't he wouldnt tell anyone how it happened. Flinches every time I walked past.

>got what he deserved. (Dude was a dick, messed with me and a bunch of my friends)

Still surprised he never ratted me out.

Basically I was a complete psycho in school.

>>35450046
friendly reminder that if you go for a killing spree, you should only target chads. when chads are removed, stacies will simply disappear, as their smv will drop.

>>35450046
sounds reasonable to me

>>35450237
Chads are bro tier you idiot.

It's the subchad normies who hate us. And women of course.

Shorter men like to compensate for their height by taking up masculine activities, or just acting tough in general, us tall guys just don't give a shit

Because you're short and will do anything to justify it

>>35450181
Actually I'm tall with gyno and low T

that's just a mop of blonde hair

>>35449949
looks mulatto

i'll pass

>>35450074
> 2/10 would not bang
> t. anime pro

even without seeing her face and her body you could tell she is very attractive

why would you not have an antivirus?

>>35450485

>virus makers so smart they know how to bypass Antivirus and Malware protection

>>35449864
just report her for sexual harassment and post results

>>35449902
Rolling
Fuck off Roberto

>>35449902

but she's nice i don't want to

>>35449798
you already know the correct response

don't make me say it

Am I retroactively a little girl? Or like, did I transform into one?

If the latter, my life would probably be over. I'd need to change a bunch of documents and shit. I'd get fired from my job.

I start doing a webshow where I go on long rants about society's views on pedophilia while wearing cute revealing outfits.

>Deal with cops from 11pm - 1 AM
>Over a noise complaint
I doubt it, you were probably acting like a huge asshole to them.
I've gotten a lot of noise complaints from the cops over the years, and they literally show up, ask what you're doing, and then say "Alright well try to dial it down, okay?" as they're leaving.

in the 20 yeard ive lived here i have never once interact with any of my neibhors.

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>>35449827
>I've gotten a lot of noise complaints from the cops over the years, and they literally show up, ask what you're doing, and then say "Alright well try to dial it down, okay?" as they're leaving.

No, the cop felt like being annoying and said he "Smelled" something too and wanted to have a look around.

>>35449844
I'm envious. Anyone who calls the cops without first talking to their neighbors about noise deserves a fate worse than death.

>>35449790
>muh leviticus 19:33
I'm kinda happy for an /r9k/ religion thread, it beats all these sick fetish threads
some Catholics would argue Orthodox Christians are

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>>35449854
I don't think we have enough religion threads. We have a lot of ethnic/national threads but Religion seems off topic for some reason.

>>35449886
a lot of people here are atheist so it adds up.

15
Fries are worth 1, note that there are two pairs of fries in the 3rd equation.

Nobody else reply to this thread.

>>35449773

15

originalspaghettio

lmoa only one fry at the bottom. my teacher showed us this shit

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>>35449766
Banged two girls yet you're still a virgin.

>>35449776
>tattoos
figures

>>35449766
I'll tell you how.

He's decent looking, looks like he's got some of his shit together, too. His gf is ugly af. He's probably just pushy or mildly confident with ugly girls.

That pizza looks fantastic.

>>35449890
Too bad it never actually looks like that.

Little Caesars is quite possibly the least consistent pizza place I've ever been to.
If you get lucky and whoever made your pizza was actually competent, it's pretty good. But when it's bad, it's fucking awful.

Don't eat it unless you have to.

>>35449995
For 5 bucks you can buy 3 cans of tuna and 2 apples, which will keep your stomach much more full and satisfied then actually eating that whole disgusting pizza

>>35449743
i fight with my mom a lot, to make things better don't apologize immediately, wait for the next day or so, she would've calmed down by then

or not

>>35449743
Go apologise to her, Anon.

Get fucking murdered, probably
If I was lucky enough to find a gun I'd probably rape my oneitits at gunpoint and then shoot myself

>>35449699
Stalk one of the many girls who I like leading to the day of the purge and then plan an epic scheme to play hero, hopefully we can at last be friends after that. . .

>>35449699
Set all the animals free from the zoo and have an elephant rampage party

>tired
>still have to get out of my shelter and go to uni to study

Oh boy I know this feel.

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>not tired
>Nothing to do

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>not tired
>have to go to work at the sleep factory