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>two people worlds apart that never run out of things to talk about

)))asif(((

>>37369777
thats kinda me and my gf, tho she turned me into a normie over the years a bit something like a cyborg i suppose

>>37371339
listen mate, having a girlfriend at all makes you a normalfag. there is no 'cyborg', you're just a normalfag.

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>>37369731
I daydream about being back at home because that's where my father and sister are. I miss them lots.

>>37369800
oh anon, i'm sorry, what happened, why did you had to leave?

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>>37369731
killing people, fucking cartoons, being famous

nothing out of the ordinary, really

You're wrong to want a gf.

>>37369510
imagine those eyes looking up at you as she sucks your cock.

bet she would swallow everything I give her.

>>37369510
I want a clingy and possibly crazy gf desu

>>37369270
White privilege guys

if you are tall and white you cannot be a robot. its just that simple.
you are the equivalent of a femwhore that posts here saying that fembots exist

>>37369354

sure, sounds like a worthwhile rationalization to me. thanks anon, now i don't have to face the misery of not leading this kind of life for no reason at all, i can pretend it's because this person is evil.

So this is how /britfeel/ dies; the bank holiday weekend is over and all the normies fuck off back to work

>>37369387
Don't remind me. I have to go to work in 2 hours. Just end me.

All weekends should be 3 days long

>>37369387

I post here even when I'm at work. Like now.

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I don't know but when I first saw this I laughed out loud

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>>37369010

i got some old shit

how bout dat

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>>37369010
I like memes. I like the format. I don't even care that I don't actually experience half of what they say.

>>37368947
>REEEE roasties wont give us attention
>REEEE roasties are giving us attention

The will to live, which underlies the whole world of phenomena, must satisfy its cravings by feeding upon itself. This it does by forming a gradation of phenomena, every one of which exists at the expense of another.

>>37368947

Because they're the robots of the Stacey world. So they get they're Stacey kicks bullying us

Currently going through caffeine withdrawals after quitting soda and coffee cold turkey.

These headaches are atrocious but I will overcome if only to show I have control over at least one thing in my life

You need to abuse alcohol on a daily basis for months to begin developing the first actual symptoms of physical withdrawal and same goes for benzos.
What you have is called a hangover

Shit is not good anon. It feels sooooo goddamn fucking good anyways

I have a hand fetish so I really see the beauty of fingers.

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>>37369102
Women's?
Oregano posterino

>>37369159

Your nails are dirty and your hands are a little stubby and you're Asian

>>37368817
holy shit this is retarded bait
4/10 made me reply

>>37368817
stick to apple, simpleton

why is it so hard to set up custom music for notifications?

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it's been a long time since I last drew something

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>>37368479
Whoa, so this is the power of phone posting

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Phone posting so have one I drew a while back

>When walking home from school one time I saw a bird, he flew up onto my shoulder and didn't leave. I walked near all the way home with my little bird friend until I let him go at a nearby park. No one was around to see it, so my family and friends don't believe me.

>don't have any unbelievable true facts about myself

>>37367866
That's actually pretty amazing. What kind of bird was it?
Also
>I'm married

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>Discord
Has my name in it so send me yours thx
>Age
Just turned 18
>Plans for life
Kek
>Top or bottom
Either
>Kinks
I'll try anything once
>Hobbies
Vidya and sleep
>Vidya
Csgo
>Anime
Don't watch it but manga is Air Gear
>Type of guys
Same as myself, twink/femboy

>>37367717
Contact me cutie #Azu4212

>>37367596
>Discord
>Age
>Plans for life
>Top or Bot
>Kinks
>Hobbies
>Favorite Vidya
>Favorite Anime
>What kind of guys you like

Why say all this without including LOCATION

>>37367547
It's called low blood sugar

I voted for you, Mitt.

Hypoglycemia. Have a snickers, dumb shit.

>necklace
>womens sweater
/fa/ sure did a number on you

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>>37367278
>judging people who post pics while you don't

How brave

>>37367314
>ill fitted inside out womens shirt

not good