>Not going home for some cucumbers and salt after a long day of work
why even live?
I've got a cucumber and salt for you baby xx
>>38150360
Very healthy choice, OP. Pretty alright. What else do you use cucumbers for.
>>38150532
Cucumber sandwiches
18 here with little knowledge of life outside of my parents' home and no knowledge of money management
How feasible would it be to get a small apartment with enough room for pretty much just a bed, my computer, and a kitchen area while working a low effort part-time job?
I'm worthless and I'm content living the NEET life but I feel like I shouldn't burden my parents for too much longer.
Is it possible?
>>38150299
Hop on that tiny house trend.
>>38150299
You have the internet, actually use a search engine instead of asking others who most likely have no knowledge in this department either.
>>38150299
I live on under 6k bong pounds a year as a student (house share). You can actually live sustainable as a semi NEET believe it or not by doing medical trials which will get you about 8k a year on average
>tfw fell in love with a whore that cucks you on several different levels
what is the cure for this feel? suicide sounds amazing right now
>>38150275
>on several different levels
what did he mean by this
>>38150275
Yes but kill her first.
>>38150291
>emotionally
>physically
>mentally
>economically
Anyone know what happened to those petition threads earlier around 12 hours or so ago? The ones about the gay ban? I noticed they're deleted so does that mean I was right about the mods not giving favor to that shit? By the way I was the NAP guy suggesting the generals.
>>38150229
NO BECAUSE THE MODS DO NOTHING WRONG, YOU SHOULD RESPECT THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SMART AND HANDSOME FELLOW NON-MOD CENSORED CITIZEN.
>>38150276
I was just asking if I was right about the mods not taking kindly to the petition plans. I told them that a ban wouldn't work because the gays technically aren't breaking any rules, but they kept trying for the no compromise take over.
Gay ban? Nigger what are you talking about, 4chan was built on a foundation of faggotry. Respect your own culture.
>tfw you're listening to a song and you get really into it and you start to imagine yourself playing that song in front of your high school at a talent show or something but it's been like ten years since you were even in high school plus you have never even been in a band anyway
fuck OP :(
why do we do this to ourselves
Literally every fucking time, OP stop reminding me of my own depression
I like to imagine such situation when I am taking shower.
DRUGS GENERAL
1)What is your new found drug at the moment ?
2)What do you take to take away the pain ?
3)What is your favorite class of drugs ?
4)Number of drugs you have tried.
1)Codein. I like the feeling, can buy it legally, not that addictive.
2)Alcohol, always regret it. Codein too but don't have so much of it.
3)Dissociatives. Got some deschloroketamine right now, do it once a week. Love music on them.
4) 39
>>38150217
lsd
1p lsd
lsa
eth-lad
dmt (IV, snort)
2c-b (oral)
2c-e (snorted)
mushroom (oral)
sativa (failed, juste high)
ethylphenidate (oral, IV, plug, snort, smoked)
methylphenidate (oral)
evoke (snort)
synthacaine (snort, IV)
isopropylphenidate (oral, snort)
3FPM (IV, snorted)
etizolam
metizolam (oral, iv)
pyrazolam
Flubromazepam
Diclazepam
Nifoxipam
Alprazolam
Lormetazepam
weed (oral, smoked)
hash (smoked)
5f-MDMB-PINACA (vaped)
sky high (somked)
ketamine (IM, snort)
3-meo-PCP (snort)
2f-ketamine(IM)
deschloroketamine(snorted)
mxp (IV, snort, oral)
diphenidine (IV, oral, snort)
Dextromethorphane(oral)
2'oxo-pce (im, snorted, oral)
codeine (oral)
heroine (snort, smoked, IV)
kratom
Kanna (vaped)
That is all the drugs I have done.
LSD
Weed/Alcohol
Psychedelics
7
I'm content with these drugs.
1 ketamine
2 weed
3 i don't have one
4 7
>another gay dream
>>38150215
green text faggot
ORIGINARU
>>38150215
quit 4chan before it s too late
>>38150215
if you're having gay dreams, you're probably just gay and you were never straight to begin with. 4chan doesn't turn you gay, faggot. just accept that you like dicks.
>4th of July
>having stomach problems
>already shat multiple times today
>pretty much liquid and mush
>roommate brought friends over
>only have a single bathroom
I'm not going to make it guys holy shit I need to shit real FUCKING bad, they're going out for lunch and invited me but now they think I'm a huge dick for declining but I'm not sure I can hold it for another hour
FUCK
>>38150209
just tell them you are feeling sick, it's not that fucking hard
dude same, except I dont think its as bad as yours
>>38150354
>hey anon hang with us you're always so quiet
>n-nah not today guys I'm sick
It'll sound like I made up an excuse
Even though I really am
I just couldn't win this one
Let's be real for a second...if you were attractive why would you want to date someone that wasn't? Know your place.
>>38150200
>if you were attractive why would you want to date someone that wasn't
Because you're tired of fake assholes who are only about looks.
baby
>>38150200
This thread should be pinned
>>38150200
>implying I'm not honest with myself about my looks
>implying I haven't come to terms with not finding a partner
I'm an uggo but I'm not attracted to uggos, so I'm flying solo.
Was filling out a job application, got this error.
What do?
you need to update your meme drive
The one you have now seems pretty shit
>>38150115
The meme shall never stop
I really, really, really like this meme
how do i, a female (female) acquire a qt engineer boyfriend who is smarter than me and doesn't bully me for being stupid? i want an engo bf !! and not a dumb robot one. help pls
I'm a software engineer
Why should I date you instead of literally anybody else?
Do you think the average woman poster asking for a bf on 4chan would be good at relationships
>go to engineering classes
>talk to literally any boy you like the look of
>bada boom
>bada bing
>>38150139
did you not read the part where i said i was dumb? hello
>I-I-I'm s-saving u-up for r-retirement, y-you'll see who gets t-the l-last laugh
>>38150073
nice post bro. Still, nobody is NEET by choice though, only by failure.
>>38150107
>nobody is NEET by choice
Wrong. Done that for years and when I am out of education I will gladly get comfy again.
>today I found out about fake jobs in Europe
>fake companies selling fake products to fake customers, taking loans from fake banks, and following fake government regulations
>fake employees getting fake promotions into fake managerial positions within the fake company structure
>so they can get a fake paycheck
>there are people who are SO wagecucked that they will pretend to go to work when they're unemployed
This shit is honestly fascinating, I can't believe this is something that people willingly choose to do. How empty and pathetic does your life have to be that you need to fill it with work when you're not even getting paid?
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/31/business/international/in-europe-fake-jobs-can-have-real-benefits.html
What are your thoughts on /r/4chan?
I dunno, I don't go on Reddit.
>>38150085
If there's something you want to know about you can probably find it on Reddit.
Whats the point? Why don't these people just go on 4chan if they want to see posts from here? I mean its good if they stay on rebbit, but why would they just look at screencaps when they could have the real thing?
Anon, you need to leave your room once in a while, maybe we can watch the fireworks tonight?
>>38150010
That's uhh, that's very nice of you Stacy. I'd like that. What time?
how about you mind your own business, w-whore?
>>38150010
is this the meme woman actress
Daily reminder that we're being raided by literal faggots whose mission is to spread gayness unto this board by hardcore samefagging, reposting and generally spamming their agenda threads as well as sliding all opposition.
Stay straight my friendos.
4chan.org/feedback
remember to send feedback to remove fag threads and fembot threads
>>38149968
Make him proud, /r9k/
And you're posting this why? Mods already deleted fag threads and there hasn't been one in hours. Kill yourself retard saged