I have a tip for you all, a good posture will make you look more confident.
>fake more confidence, so you can take a girl home and be forced to fake confidence even there.
>do this fake shit long enough to forget you are faking and you become normie enough to feel ..confidence
Is this life fucked up or is it fucked up?
>>36111587
Isn't that good? You get fixed.
>>36111527
>nigger
>incorrect
>white
>correct
Damn right.
>mfw born type one diabetic
>mfw my life is literally pay to play
How do i cancel my subscription?
suicide anon
>>36111517
Have you tried being a comedian? pay to play thing was pretty funny.
suicide anonkun
Who's /fat/ here?
>inb4 just eat less
High calorie food makes happy, dieting does not. Being fat is only a small price to pay.
>start taking antidepressants
>gain 30 lbs and feel even worse
meds a jewish scam and suicide is the only cure for depression.
>>36111509
>cycle through periods of undereating follwed by periods of binge eating
>have become skinnyfat because of the constant weight gains and losses
>makes me even more depressed and disgusted with myself, but I love food too much to stop
>actually become addicted to food
>start taking ssri's and anti-addiction drug naltrexone
>have been able to start lifting weights
>food intake is normalizing a little bit
I still overeat, but I am working on reducing my calorie intake by choosing healthier options. The naltrexone has made a pretty big difference in my food cravings and my ability to know when I have had enough. If any fellow food addicts ever want to give it a try, I recommend it. It has very few side effects and is safe to take long term
>>36112148
>Yuropfeels
I don't think they will prescribe stuff against "food addiction" here.
I just heard a roastie fart!
I was out for a smoke and then some roastie and her chad bf exited the building across the street. Probably visiting their relatives or something.
She had this stern look on her face and then unleashed a massive dinosaur fart. Then said "it was an accident, I couldn't help it!" to her chad bf.
It was the most foul, disgusting fart I have heard in quite some time.
Remember that moment the next time you hear yourself think:
>but this one is too good for me, she will never want me
>>36111447
did the guy say anything???
I would've dumped her on the freaking spot.
Wouldn't even say a word, just turn around and leave.
If you ever get to sleep with a girl you will have a good chance of hearing her fart while asleep.
>First time kissing a boy
>suddently he stick his tongue inside my mounth
>feel urge to throw up
REEEEE
Why people can't kiss like anime?
That's some lame-ass anime you've been watching then... kid.
>>36111443
Iunno why people tonguekiss desu, kissing is really hot but tonguekissing is a lot more eehhh
>tfw no bf to kiss me
just end me now
>don't want a one night stand
>just want a gf to cuddle with
Anyone else know this feel?
>Wants an emotional bond over cheap carnal pleasures
You were born in the wrong time, sorry dude.
I want a wife but I'm not good enough for one yet
I just want a one night stand. My wife isn't cool with it though.
ITT
I judge you and offer advice
Ill judge anything you throw at me. Pics, stories, ideas, art, whatever.
/10 system and ill be here all day. Will offer advice if you ask.
I could have lost my virginity last week. I started using tinder and this girl straight up said we could fuck if I wanted to so I met her at a hotel. We smoked and then I just sat there awkwardly waiting for something to happen. We started talking and she said she fucked a black guy the other day and then I left.
pic related is me.
>>36111911
pretty cool chopper, lad
>>36111411
Almostgetbutstilldubs.
>random faggot joins my discord server
>ask who he is
>starts to change the subject and sperg out
>banned him
talk about autists you deal with
>this thread again
How does it even get past the robot anymore?
https://discord.gg/BjzNRV8
drfgh
server
>banned
Just get my dick sucked by my gf
Feels good
>>36111325
describe the feel pls
cool, good for you.
>roleplaying thread
>shit one
ITT: that kid thread: special edition
>At high school the bully of our year would pick on the auti kid
>Literally to autistic to fight back
>One day Auti snaps and end up windmilling the bully to the ground
>Ends up breaking the bullies wrist along with 2 ribs
>>36111320
>that kid who threw a boulder at a toddler for no reason and almost killed him
>sister and I watch as the toddler's mom screams at his mom and threatens to sue
>bully's mom is really nice, gives everyone delicious oriental chocolates and apologizes before dragging her son inside
>sat outside and listened to him get yelled at in Japanese as I ate my candy
>that kid who was histrionic and scared away his friends by being an attention whore and way too sexual
>the kid who was taking shrooms by 16 years old because he was friends with the stoners who were a couple of years older
Give me that song that reminds you of (((her))), /r9k/
>>36111253
What's yours?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpe4id7cLnU
i would give you but its special between her and me
>>36111253
Bury it remix
discord thread
https://discord.gg/p3T6Rmd
mbti discord server , talk in text channels to get community rank
Talk to blaze if there are any problems , people from all places here
oh also no trolls we dont need your KIND here
>bored
https://discord.gg/SHZEbpf
420chan tip of the day: smoke weed
I just want to share my cock with my fellow robotsbut I'll get blocked/banned if I do;_;
>>36111168
Show us your sweaty neet cock anon.
>>36111176
No. I'm not going to get banned for doing that. It's happened to many times...
>>36111210
Will you send me your sweaty neet cock if I give you a contact?
>using "BTFO" unironically
Please kill yourself
>>36111088
OP sounds like he got BTFO
Come on OP, tell us who served you?
Did you lose an argument again? Tell us about it.
>>36111088
What does the B in BTFO stands for?
Do you have any gun?
im from europe so i cant have guns, it's so fucking hard
my favourite guns are pump shotguns and 38 revolvers
>Tfw AR-15 shotgun and ruger 10/22 all within reaching distance atm
I swear that I don't have a gun
no, our government has disarmed us so that we can't defend ourselves against tyranny.
any tips?