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Whoops how did my breasts get behind my bf's ps4 games silly me
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>>35800724
>No Horizon: Zero Dawn

Discarded
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>>35800724
Roastie whore show nipples
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>>35800724
not you again you fat hairy slut
more attention whoring?

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My cat doesn't return and I'm afraid it will get allahu akbar'd by doge :(
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pls bump


asouriewajfdyncakrs
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>>35800683
But op, your cat is right there?
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>>35800780
Sun's not as high yet. Maybe the picture was shot in the future and she'll return in late afternoon?

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Hey, Anon-senpai. What do you think of my dance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKR7f63alAk
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>>35800622
it's fucking bad
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I never understood dancing.
So you move your body parts around a bit on the music and that's supposed to be fun?
It just looks so dumb.
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>>35800622
why are japs so autistic?

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I'm actually a useless piece of shit who was only ever able to delude himself into thinking otherwise once upon a time, I've concluded. How's that for a blogpost? I'm here because I'll always end up back here, as this is where I belong (if I were to have any sense of belonging, that is)
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>>35800506
That's a nice cat, OP. Is it yours?
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>>35800528
My friends are so depressed

I feeeeeel

The question of their loneliness
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>>35800552
Bump de bump eeeee

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The poor bastard was outnumbered
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thats cool and all but what are we not seeing? silly man mistaken he might get love from a cheating bitch and had a few too many to ease the pain only to accidentally get drunken rage?
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>>35800499
>That one kid with brown eyes


HOLY FUCK roasties gonna roast
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>>35801007
Maybe he came home to her and said I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!

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Have you ever wanted to eat fish by swallowing them whole and alive?
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>>35800487
you have a vore fetish, don't you...
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No, never ever
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Don't even like them dead, much less alive

I get so many different answers from different women. I wanna know for sure r9k. Do you think i am handsome or not?
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I honestly hope nobody will unironically fall for this bait.
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>>35800464
This.

It's already been posted so many times.
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Bait or not, you've got to feel for whoever that dude is, the only way he ever stood a chance is if he had ate something akin to perfect nutrition from 10 years old. Now he's doomed

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What's a good but cheap country to live in where one could get away from globalism and all the ideological and social strife going on everywhere right now, and set up an uneventful but satisfying life (or death, given that he's already over 30), /r9k/?
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Well, /r9k/, any ideas? What would you do if you just wanted to live your remaining years away from everything but still somehow feel like it isn't for nothing?

I don't think building anything (such as a homestead) makes sense at this point, as it would be a long term project that's useless without someone else to share it with. But everything else seems wasteful and pointless too.
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>>35800437
Thailand? Vietnam?
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some fucking rice cake farm off in china? idk dude what do you expect

Can you be a roboto if you fugged a girl? i dont want to lose my credentials
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If you have the option and choose not to on the basis that it would make you not a robot, you're already not a robot.
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>>35800449
What if i fucked her but i was thinking about going back to 4chan? I didnt even cum, i told her i had to post something
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>>35800419
Yes, you can be a robot and not be a virgin, but you will never be a grand wizard. Also, sometimes it won't even count as losing your virginity, some normies have more specific requirements for you to lose it. It really doesn't matter tho.

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Where do you stand with the girl you're currently talking to? Have you gotten close to her?

It's probable that I'm deep in the friendzone and by the time I say something it'll be far too late. However, part of me still has a vague, inexplicable hope that causes me to think it's a distinct possibility, even though initially this wasn't even about getting her to go out with me.

Pic related is the tail end of our last conversation, which wasn't long because I didn't have much to talk about with her.
the last messages were a huge mistake. I recognize this now.
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I had my eyes on a girl and I fucked her the first opportunity that came up so if she was willing to fuck a pathetic loser like me that easily then she's not worth it and is a loose whore

I'm happy that happened because it reminded me how trash tier women are, I completely ignored her since even though she tried talking to me after. I get angry whenever I see her now.
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>>35800404

Don't message her tomorrow OP. If she messages you, you have a shot. If she doesn't, you are absolutely in the friendzone.
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>>35800454
I think that's what the normies call fuckboy logic.
>She had sex with me, I'm a massive pile of shit, all women are whores.

>>35800485
Oh of course.

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>helicopter's been flying around close to house for 2 hours now


Should I delete "the folder" just to be safe?
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>>35800385
You should stop being a filthy commie
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>>35800385
go say hi, dont be shy
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>>35800385
I feel ya op, but deep breaths, they ain't coming for u.

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Oh shit i just got a package bruh
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>>35800275
we get it, your black, fuck off, even though its not even you, stupid fucking idiot. reported btw
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Why would you even order crack online nigger?
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is this the video game man who always puts his hand on a pile of games. your hand looks like his.

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Women are necessary evil in todays society just because of reproductive capacity.

They also cause huge drag and suffering on progress of MANkind by playing to their lowest common doneminator.
They can't comprehend society as whole or have capacity for abstract mental processes that link different things into logical whole.

Women were never held so high in history than today, this con trick that someone played on us will not work again because we have great technology called internet.
The Day of Roastie Rope has come they can't stop information form redpilling all these NU-Cuck males that were brainwashed by society to worship and protect whores.
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THINGS THAT MEN SHOULD UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTACE DO:

NEVER EVER MARRY woman, this is ancient roastie trap invented to chain man into bondage and obediance where woman has man by balls, and since Cuck judicial system is set against men, you will most likely lose custody of your children, half of your shit and on top of that have to even maybe pay for someone else kid for 18 years.

Marriage gives women upper hand and then they feel free to "explore" and fuck other dudes and basically black mail you with pussy for ever they want.

RULE #1 NEVER MARRY

feel free to contribute to rules...
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This is what happens when you fall into roastie trap and with money you all hard worked for, you just give it away for free to some stupid roastie that never worked day in her life
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We need to teach or new young generation of boys art of Manhood so that we can put these bitches in place and revoke their voting rights

Remember women are one who voted for all lefty socialist communist policies !
Remember women are all who welcome hordes of Rapefugees in countries.

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>he isnt a healslut
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>he never plays Mercy
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>>35800215
Multi gladiator mw monk here (fem panda)
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>>35800215
He needs to have a healing beam up his ass to git gud

>wake up
>walk 2 feet
>get on computer
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yup. I want out, i need a new life or i need to end myself.
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>>35800208
>only getting 7 hours of sleep
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>>35800208
>wake up
>walk 2 feet
>get on computer
I know that feel too well, OP.

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