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Cool op

>>35587398
Ugh a naked girl is this some kind of meme or something

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>>35587398
ugh what is that shit on her vagina? what's wrong with her?

Goddamn that looks like my ex. Who is this slim thick semen demon?

>>35587392
your ex, taken when you were still together

>>35587406
Well post moar pics you fuking faggot

>>35587257
I meant for first time in months

>>35587257


Well, it hurts to see that your son is a fuckup, but it hurts much more to see that he is unhappy with the situation himself. Especially to a degree where he refuses to laugh like some concentration camp survivor.
If you can not get your shit together for your own sake, do it for your parents. They probably genuinely believe they have fuckd up another human being beyond repair and are powerless now.

>>35587831
I'm too embarrassed to laugh in public usually isn't this normal

I mean I was doing naughty things when I was 11

>>35587230
nah pretty sure my oneities lost at 15 or something.

No, I believe sex is a marketing ploy that Jews invented.

as a woman, almost every day.

>>35587133
dude this happened to me over a year ago and i'm still SEETHING

>walking on sidewalk
>red light at intersection
>jeep full of chads and stacies pulls up slightly ahead of me
>as i walk past one of the stacies shouts at me that i dropped five bucks
>know that i don't have any cash on me so ignore and keep walking
>she keeps yelling about the five bucks
>check my pockets and look around thinking maybe i missed something
>they laugh

i fantasize about smashing their headlights and taillights with a hammer. always carry a hammer.

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>>35587194
What do they yell at you femanon?

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>>35587084
But I drive
basil

>>35587159
Of course, but have you the 'tism?

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>got my license (manual) 1 month ago
>bought a car 2 weeks ago
How long will it take to drive my autism out? What kind of places should I go to?

I used to be

Nyynyominoym

Depends on how long there is between the act that needs forgiving and me forgiving them

If it's quick, then I'll usually just get over it, but if it's a week+, then I've usually stewed on it too much

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>>35586939
It depends. I'm usually pretty forgiving over big things and if the person seems to regret what they did, but I get fucking irrational sometimes over minor slights and insults.

She seems to be a fan.

>>35586889
how much did she cost you?

Literal mongolid, only "pretty" Asian I've ever seen is my dad's wife, and she borders on the gold digging side

That's not retarded though that's really fucking clever.

>>35586881
Reminds me of south park

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>>35586881
wow your mother really bit down on that issue fast

>>35586874
>people keep talking over you

this happens too much.

I can't articulate my thoughts in a social setting. Because of this I usually communicate with my roommates via text or social media, even if we're home at the same time. Otherwise I'll come across as an idiot.

>>35586874
>try to argue with someone
>can't refute their points because they counter too fast
This is why I hate live debate. We should go back to when people wrote literal books at each other to counter their points

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>had the "hair falling out reality" again

>>35586888
ask your doctor for finasteride! my hair stopped falling out completely. won't grow back, but it buys time until they invent good regrowth drugs :/

>>35586912
>got the script
>too much of a beta tard to set up a blood test
I literally don't give a fuck if this shit blows up my prostate I'd rather have a full head of hair
Fuck me I've let two months more of hairfall happen someone please just end me

>>35586816
I had a really vivid dream a while back, must be a couple months now. I don't remember my dreams often so when I can I write 'em down.

in line at some waterpark, not sure where or with who
>there's a cute mexican girl, about my age, who goes down the slide with me
>keeps yammering about some nail polish that trails glitter down the slide or some shit.
>we get to the end of it
>there's a massive underwater ball pit we have to swim under
>I'm getting adventurous
>we get to the other end
>pull her in
>feel the side of her breast pressed against me
>I lean in for a kiss
>she pulls back, but then says something about how she really wants this and kisses me
>scene changes
>I'm riding through a local city on a bike, I'm panicked for some reason
>drive into an Abercrombie And Fitch store
>sales lady asks if she can help
>wake up

>Do you have any these dreams about having someone to share?
I have dreams about my teeth decaying and falling out, or the tissue under my thumbs rotting out leaving it hollow.

More and more often I lucid dream of my personal heaven, feeling completely accepted and content and loved

Then I wake up and want to die

>ex gf brags about her acceptance into Wyoming law school
>brags about how she is almost 100k in debt but thinks it will be worth it
>someone is literally scamming her out of her money

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>>35586815
>continued

With dual income households becoming a thing in the 1970s this has placed a significant deflationary pressure on white collar wages. Professions that used to be associated with an upper class lifestyle like lawyer are now middle class professions. Outsourcing and insourcing have only made this problem worse especially in the STEM and other white-collar fields.

Pic related is a job posting I found 20 minutes ago. 32 people applied to an unpaid software developer internship that requires a bachelor's degree in CS and 4 years experience. lol at the STEMcuck meme.

>>35586839
kind of sounds like a bubble waiting to burst

Dood, this is 4chan. All you're getting from this is shit now.

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>Ayn Rand
Just stopping by to say that thi is the most overrated and simultaneously shittiest '''''''''''''''philosopher'''''''''''''''' arguable

>>35587021

You can't deny though that she has had an enormous influence on American culture and politics.

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>>35586769
>tfw to smart

sure about that?

>>35586904
yes i am sure

>>35586904
And it's his first day here!